[ Dorian's own attire consists of the clothing he had been forced into at the start of this ordeal; the simulation saw fit to put him in a suit, and not his usual buckle-laden attire, bless. Otherwise they could have been here for hours while Dorian ensured every fastening was in its proper place. ]

Perhaps if we had winked at it, or possibly pouted and put on our best calf-eyes, it might have been swayed to treat our clothing with dignity. Clearly there was no convincing it of keeping us clothed in the first place.

I would say it could hardly be blamed, but the practice is far mre unsettling than the fantasy.