[Great job, Dorian. That earns a totally honest and encouraging smile, as though Fay has completely missed any and all traces of sarcasm. He's more than used to dealing with difficult adults, thank you.]

Exactly, exactly. There's nothing wrong with branching out and trying new opportunities, after all. It could become the fashion, and then you'd be a trendsetter. [He actually starts waving a makeup brush at parts of the tentacle, humming to himself.] Wouldn't that be nice?