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[zerotohiro]

Ask Me Anything/IC Anon!


We've all seen how this works: everyone has a story and weird experiences, and everyone wants to know about them! Now's your time to ask, share and learn everything you've ever wanted to know (and then some.)

How to Play

1.) Post with your character with a subject line describing themselves
e.g. "I'm a college student moonlighting as a superhero AMA"
2.) Watch the questions come as other characters respond to yours either as themselves or as anon!
3.) Questions can be about the character themselves, about things they've done in game, etc. Be creative!
4.) Try to answer truthfully, you crazy kids. Meme rules/meme magic/etc etc.
5.) Obligatory "have fun" rule here!

Comments

[notsolomon]

Your demons at the very least I would imagine. Or rather, they would be made up of oxygen and iron.

[This is something he should ask Kevin about. But how did you ask, is your body made up of iron?]

Though it's quite possible that there are some other elements mixed up in there to allow them to move as they do.

[belfire]

Really? All I know is that Magnetite is a necessary component... then again, demons can also recycle human bodies for their own, so who even knows...

[Belberith exploding out of Amane's dad will haunt him for years. Also: what was demon biology even?]

Why are they so weird? They're like aliens.

[notsolomon]

Oh so they do that in your world too?

[That time Eligor went around using Mycroft's dad's corpse to nearly ruin the poor kid's life was still something that irritated him.]

I think they actually are in a sense. Or it's best to at least think of them as such. For whatever reason, they evolved differently then us.

[belfire]

Evolved in gross ways... like, this demon, Belberith, he ate his way out of this guy's body before. It was... super gory. And also, there's this demon called Belzaboul who lays eggs inside of humans and then they hatch and his evil fly babies eat the human from the inside out to spawn.

[...]

It's kinda fucked up.

[notsolomon]

...I think I greatly prefer the demons in my world then. Most of them are human shaped and or they are human shaped with animal heads.

[Yeah Kaz that is a messed up world.]

[belfire]

And your angels don't looks like eldritch abominations either. It's so unfair. You get handsome, devilish looking men, and I get... freaky monster show.

[notsolomon]

Why do you keep focusing on the handsome part?

[belfire]

Because if I'm gonna be forced to deal with these idiots for all eternity, I want it to be easy on the eyes, y'know!

[Was Kaz really pure after all...?]

In fact, the moment I get back, I'm just gonna make a friggin' harem of all the handsome demons I can get my hands on, just for the sake of my own sanity! So when I see an ugly asshole like, like Mara or Arioch, I can just look at my assembled demon hunks and know all is right in the world...

[...he's imagining it]

[notsolomon]

...you are some kind of strange lecherous invert, aren't you?

[belfire]

What? No! I'm not gonna, like, have sex with 'em or anything! Who knows what kind of freaky STIs demons have!

[Honestly! Kazuya was appalled at the implication that he had perverted intentions in regards to his future harem!]

[notsolomon]

Then why even have a harem?

Besides I hear protection is quite advanced in your time period.

[This whole conversation has been the result of Kazuya's inability to not convince William that he is not a pervert.]

[belfire]

They're eye candy! Eye candy!! They're there to look pretty! That's the whole point of a harem!

[Ah, Kaz is beginning to look rather flustered. Look how red he's getting!]

B-Besides, some of them... [He definitely was looking shamefaced now] Their genitals are kinda weird... so I'm not sure how it'd even work...

[...seems like he's thought about it, after all]

[notsolomon]

How would you even know what their genitals looked like?

[He is both horrified and intrigued.]

[belfire]

...most demons are exhibitionists, y'know.

[And sometimes the genitals were just part of their bodies!? Like Artemis?? Why would she even need boobs on every single joint and crowning her head or on her stomach?? Why did Satan need six pairs of boobs?? Why did Mara have to be a giant penis riding a tentacled chariot??? Kazuya couldn't help but be embarrassingly knowledgeable on the genitals of numerous demons since they flaunted them about everywhere!]

So many naked demons... so many... like Mara...

[The Thousand Yard Stare. Let us not forget the Mara and Arioch combo, the day Kazuya had been violently scarred for life when a dick demon thrust its head into a fanged vagina demon's... yeeeeeah.]

[notsolomon]

...that sounds rather difficult.

[The worst thing he has to deal with is Gilles teleporting out between your legs. A pain Dantalion shares with him.

so creepy though.]

You should force them to put on clothes though.

[The demon king should totally be able to do that. This is an acceptable form of tyranny okay?]

[belfire]

Hah! Yeah, like that's gonna happen!

[Mara would have to wear an entire sheet! That'll just turn him into a dick-ghost instead, which would prompt a whole new slew of cringe-worthy dick puns from the irritable demon. No, Kazuya would prefer to launch himself headfirst into a volcano before suffering from that]

Ordering demons about is like herding cats. They'll do as they're told so long as you're breathing down their necks, forcibly kicking them around. The moment you look away... poof! They run off and do their own shit. King of Demons? More like babysitter of hell, hmph!