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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

echoistic: (7.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-04 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Never been to a funeral! ... You mean bartering? Isn't that, like, the best time to compliment people? And what's a war council?

... 'Sides, I'm just saying it like it is! You're pretty, and you're a lady, right? [...] I am right, aren't I?

[ARE YOU A GIRL, LILI.

... Also the irony of this is that Rhys can't actually tell what she looks like beyond the general gist of it.]
coastal: (✧ WHINING INTENSIFIES)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Not bartering, I mean trade negotiations between countries [where you dON'T BACK DOWN or so she presumes. much like with war councils but MORE IMPORTANTLY]

Now is still not the time to talk about what I look like! Didn't you see the fire?!

[LIKE. RED ALERT. SHE'D LIKE TO BE ALIVE MORE THAN SHE'D LIKE TO BE PRETTY]
echoistic: (4.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-04 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I sure did!

[Technically, he didn't, but Rhys isn't actually aware of the technicalities when it comes to "seeing"—he classifies a fair amount of things under "sight" without realizing that no, it's... not quite that...]

That's why I was asking you if you needed help! Remember?
coastal: (✧ pout)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . ]

I still don't think I want your help.

[because you have PHILANDERER written all over you.

sorta.]
echoistic: (7.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-04 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Soooo, you'd rather die via fiery death?
coastal: (✧ i don't like that you're right)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'd rather get out through my own power than ask some suspicious guy who can't keep his flirtations to himself!

[though her own power.... isn't.... much...........

fuck.]
echoistic: (13.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-04 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
We—ll, if you change your mind, I'm pretty sure I can save you from said fiery death...!

[Said in a bit of a sing-song voice, as he smiles.]
coastal: (✧ dumbass)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-04 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
How? Do you intend to sweet-talk your way out of this mess?

[look at this super high opinion she has of him, look at it

as she's just going to start... throwing trash around.... IS THERE A BACK DOOR OR SOMETHING]
echoistic: (9.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-05 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[He just grins, before looking up a chute. He snaps his fingers, before pausing, and then snapping once more. Satisfied, he holds out a fist, before there's suddenly a quiet whizzing noise, perhaps inaudible through Lili's GREAT TRASH THROWING ATTEMPTS, before he's suddenly yanked forward and up the chute.

BYE, LILI.]
coastal: (✧ making it weird)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-05 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[what.

what.

WHAT!!

okay no she can at least have enough sense to tell when someone suddenly disappears and she's so confused? WHAT HAPPENED, DID SOMETHING EAT HIM]


Pervert? Pig?! [what does she call someone whose name she doesn't know] Where did that thing go?!

[he's nOT A THAT]
echoistic: (2.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-06 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Is she serious?

[He mutters under his breath from where he is—that is, the top of the chute, though it take a few re-attachments of his wires. The distance doesn't prevent him from being able to hear Lili, though, as he snorts to himself.

Grinning, he yells down the chute.]


Still don't want my help, pretty lady!?
coastal: (✧ who do u think ur talking to)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-06 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[She's serious.

But when she hears his voice again, looking up, she's floored. He really managed to get out...... guh.]


..... I don't want to be in your debt!!
echoistic: (13.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-06 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
[YEAH THAT'S RIGHT]

S'cool! I wouldn't hold you in it!
coastal: (✧ WHINING INTENSIFIES)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-06 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...... Do you swear upon whatever honor you may have?!

[she doesn't think it's that much but like

it's something]
echoistic: (1.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-06 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I swear it upon all of my honour!

[... she's right he has like no honour]
coastal: (✧ tsuntsuntsun)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-06 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[just kidding it's like

nothing

ok.jpg]


Then.... fine!! Get me out of here!
echoistic: (3.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-07 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Your wish is my command! Just... don't freak out, okay? Before I do anything, promise me that!
coastal: (✧ VERBAL SMACKDOWN IMMINENT)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-08 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
No!

[SHE AIN'T GONNA PROMISE YOU JACK.]

You're not inspiring a lot of confidence, you know!!
echoistic: (4.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-08 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Fiiine, go ahead and freak out, then! Get ready!

[Since he can gauge where he is by the sound of her voice, he shoots out one of his wires down the chute—visible (and dull), this time, albeit barely so given its thinness. Still, Lili might see it gleam in the light as it moves to coil itself around her wrist, tightly enough that it won't come undone but not so much that it'll cut off her circulation.

... This is why he told her not to freak out.]
coastal: (✧ WHY THIS)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-10 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[And then Rhys will just hear one surprised, unearthly shriek.]

Eeeeeeeek!!

[FREAKING OUT.]
echoistic: (6.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-10 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Thought so...

[Well, no point in trying to reassure her now. Positioning himself so that he's firmly grounded/tied in place with other wires in preparation for acting as a pulley system, he retracts the wire holding onto Lili.

... So yeah, Lili. Just to make her life even more exciting, she'll find herself now being pulled up the chute??]
coastal: (✧ grumble mumble hmph)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-10 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[That's terrifying and it's not like she has any choice now.

In truth, at first she's opening her mouth to tell him to put her back down. The fear is hard to shake off -- and even now, her first instinct is to not place her trust in someone else. What if he chooses to be cruel and actually drops her? What if he actually asks for something in return? What can she do?

But.

But she's recognizing that that's foolish. So instead she's just going to grip onto the wire just as strong with her other hand as she curls in on herself instinctively. She wrenches her eyes open from when they were shut out of fear -- if she's going to be pulled out of this hell hole, she wants to see the look on the face of her savior.

And maybe that'll determine whether or not he's trustworthy.]
echoistic: (11.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-12 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[It may be surprising that his look is a concentrated one, as he's focused on maintaining his balance and not falling in as Lili is pulled towards him—after all, without proper holding, the laws of physics are on her side (or should that be aren't, seeing as how it'd go poorly for her too?). Regardless of his usual silly attitude, he likes a job well-done.

Thanks to the way he's positioned, Lili will have to take the final few steps out of the chute herself, as he pulls her in front of him, meaning that he can't actually let go of her just yet. That said, when she's mostly up, he smiles.]


Hey.
coastal: (✧ nnnnnoooooo)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-01-12 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[In truth, she's more than eager to scramble up to regain her footing, even though she's less than pleased with the fact that the only direction she can really go to is toward him.

.... but he seemed like he wasn't playing around, enjoying her discomfort, and that probably counts for something.

Except first she's going to lunge to slap him at her first convenience--]


"Don't freak out"?! How could I not freak out?! You're awful! The worst!
echoistic: (7.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-15 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll let her, because if he figures that if a girl wants to slap you, it's probably for a good reason?? He's not sure what that reason here is, though.]

What? What did I do!?