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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

corona: (‣ so disconcerting)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cat. There was a huge, fluffy cat with her.

THERE WAS A HUGE FLUFFY CAT WITH HER SHIT SHIT SHIT!!! ]


Come on! [ Sounding incredibly authoritative for somebody who just royally mucked up what would've been a perfectly nice rescue, Rapunzel waits for Elle to disembark safely from her hair blanket, keeping an eye on the rapidly receding drone. ]
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's good that Rapunzel is on board with rescuing Rollo at least, which makes Elle okay with being bossed around as she gets back on the ground. Not wasting any time, she immediately begins sprinting, even if she loses her balance a couple times whenever she steps on something slippery or loose. ]

We gotta get him back! I'm supposed to look after him!!
corona: (‣ you'd never want to go?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
What? Why? [ Rapunzel's running too. Sprinting, actually, and trying her best to keep balance among and around rivers of litter. She falls a few times. The drone seems to be nearing a series of three bins marked with... something. She squints at the text. ] I mean - why are you looking after him? Are you his mother?
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Are you trying to be funny?! I'm just a kid!

[ Wait. ]

--and I'm a human! Don't you know the difference between me and a cat?!

[ They sure are getting sidetracked with this. ]
corona: (‣ running)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
So - he's your partner? Your friend! Wow. [ making a pretty sweet jump over a fallen pillar! ] I have a friend like that too! But - we really look after each other.
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Damn, what a cool jump!!! Elle will just have have to run around it...! ]

I already have a human partner, but Rollo and I look out for each other, too.

[ Ah, speaking of Rollo, he's being dropped down the compost chute before the drones leave the area. OOPS. ]

--wait, you're distracting me!! They just dropped Rollo in there!!
corona: (‣ and the glass is breaking now)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ The transition from "probably her fault" to "most definitely Rapunzel's responsibility" was, luckily, not so abrupt as to find her completely off guard. Guilt will come later!! She skids to a stop with both arms pinwheeling, and casts her gaze around. ]

There! [ pointing to a cluster of decrepit construction cranes overlooking the chutes ] Can you climb up there? If we use my hair as a cord, maybe you can repeal down and find your Rollo. [ AS IF IT WERE THAT SIMPLE ]
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...

[ Oh yeah. She was so panicked that she didn't even get to address the hair earlier. WHY IS IT SO LONG... ]

D-Doesn't that hurt?
corona: (‣ cordial)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. [ Great question! She reaches around to feel the base of her skull and knead the skin at her neck, pausing to allow for any painful sensations between bursts of excitement, and then shakes her head. ] Nope! Heh. Everything's... working as normal! So. What do you think of the plan?

[ With any luck Elle will not have time to notice the nervous break in Rapunzel's voice. ]
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
My hair hurts when I pull it. [ This lady is so cool! Jumping over pillars and an invincible skull, what else can she do?? As for the plan? Elle also tries to not look nervous about it. ]

...I've never climbed anything that high.
corona: (‣ tell me what i am all about)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
No crazy metal birds where you come from? [ She grins. This might be her first bit of snark thus far. And she hasn't even any idea what to call the cranes! This girl is so cool!! ]

Actually. I... might have a better idea. We could - go together. As a team! Rescue your friend as a team.
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's going to ignore the first question because it's either weird or Elle will sound UNCOOL if she answers it wrong. Rapunzel-senpai... ]

...a team! Can we really do that?
corona: (‣ satisfaaaaction)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't see why not. [ There are several reasons, and none of them favour a high mortality rate.

But that doesn't stop her! She's already fussing with her hair until it forms a suitable grappling hook they can use for climbing. ]


So... You wouldn't happen to have a weapon, would you? It would make this whole process much safer. Something to really fight with, you know, like - sewing needles! Or a cleaver! [ now that would be thrilling !!! ]

Oh, and by the way.... My name is Rapunzel.
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Man, look at that hair taking different shapes, it's like when a clown makes balloon animals for kids. It's awesome.

BUT WHAT'S WITH THAT QUESTION. ]


Uh... one of those is more dangerous than the other... [ Sewing needles aren't even a weapon?? ]
corona: (‣ heavenly)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. [ good point. ] I mean... I was going to bring sewing needles with me when I left my tower? But. [ shruuuuug ] It seemed kind of extreme in the end! You know? Even if I think a crossbow might have been a little more useful in retrospect.
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe this girl is crazier than Elle thought. Just maybe. ]

...I'm Elle.

I don't have any weapons, though. Ludger won't let me shoot the pistols...
corona: (‣ or two hundred about you)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ w-what is that look ]

That's too bad. I just... think it'd be easier! You know? In case something bad happens. I... wouldn't want you to get hurt, after all. But, uh. Anyway...! Let's– We should go.

[ Internal reminder: once they've rescued her cat, ask this girl what a pistol is and why this character won't let her use one. ]
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-03 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be fine! When things start to get hairy, that's when I skedaddle! [ How is that something to be proud of? ]

Oh, and I have rocks in my bag! ...But they're the pretty ones that I wanna keep.
corona: (‣ will that keep us both from trying)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Elle that is hella intense ok ]

How exactly do rocks not qualify as weapons?

[ Climbing the hair rope now! Parkour and wall-climbing are both incredibly easy, aren't they? Her muscles are already burning with the effort, ouch. ]
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-04 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Do you even know what weapons are-- hey, wait, what about me? We're a team, remember?
corona: (‣ impressed)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh – Hey, it's all right. I'll keep you safe, just come on. Or maybe – Can... you not climb? [ She, Mother, and Pascal were all very big climbers of course. ]
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-04 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Wha-- of course I can! [ She can't. ] I'm just... [ stalling ] ...wondering how we're gonna get Rollo back up.
corona: (‣ bargaining)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-05 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Can't he ride on your - seat? [ gesturing to Elle's hair and hat ] If not, I can just - carry him on my shoulder, or my back, or - well, I guess I can tie him in my hair... That's what I do with Pascal. Wherever he is. [ aw this is sad to think about ]
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-06 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Your hair? Is that really safe? I should try it before we tie Rollo on it! [ yes she wants a ride on your hair ] C'mon, take me down with you, okay?
corona: (‣ EXCITE)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-06 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Good idea, heh. [ Is it? Rapunzel cheerfully leaps to the ground and sets about making a sling with her hair.

She makes supernaturally quick work of it, holding out the finished product - a child-sized jumpsuit made of organic gold thread - with nothing less than delight. ]
Here. How's this? Now we can use your weight as a counterbalance to make a simple machine! We'll... use your mass... [ tug tug ] ... to send me up. And then I will pull you up after me! Sort of - like what Mother does!

Sound good?