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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

corona: (‣ let's pretend that we are the same)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-01 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Because this place looks like my nightmares? I don't even know that it isn't a nightmare. [ Wild gesturing follows. As does a near-fling of the weapon in question.

Luckily it lands a few feet shy of this...person. ]


Oops.
echoistic: (13.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-01 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you can't blame me for expecting to be stabbed, can y—

[Welp. There sure goes that girl's weapon, which Rhys will be stepping towards to pick up. Waving it around, he grins at her.]

Haha, got your weapon! Y'know, it's a really good thing for you that I'm not interested in any stabbity things, 'cause you'd probably be in trouble right now otherwise.
corona: (‣ CAUGHT!)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ To say that the situation has deteriorated would be a severe understatement; this is not at all good. Rapunzel's skin goes pale, her back rigid, near to instantly.

Her face, on the other hand, hardens. ]


Y-Yeah? Hah! Well. I... guess we'll have to agree on that, because - well, yes, I agree. It is wonderful that you are so - nice. And. Kind.
echoistic: (2.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-02 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Though Rhys can't read body language, he can still hear tones and words perfectly fine, and her sudden switch of attitude really only means one thing, as far as he's concerned.

After a pause, he laughs—light, and without malice.]


Chill, chill! I'm being honest! You're safe with me, and s'long as you don't try and put a knife in my back, I'll look out for you—you don't got anyone else, d'you?
corona: (‣ i know you've got it figured out)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
My body is a perfectly suitable temperature right now, thank you. [ Does she sound a bit snippy still? Surely it's no one's imagination... Rather than calming her down, the reassurance he's plying her with only serves to raise that guard the tiniest bit higher.

Not that she'll make it difficult to fix. ]
Why would you do that? It's... like you said: you don't know me.
echoistic: (13.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-03 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
'Cause if you're not out to get me, then you're just some innocent person wandering around, right? S'long as you're not gonna make trouble for anyone, shouldn't we do our best to look out for each other?

... Or me look out for you, since, you know. I'm armed and you're not. Anymore.
corona: (‣ and you close your eyes)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-04 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! [ She was trying to be polite!!

... or save her own skin, but, you know, they so often overlap. Now she will be rushing forward and lunging for her saw. ]
Hand it over. I'll do a better job of looking out for you if I'm armed and you aren't.

And - okay. I'm sorry for freaking out on you there. I can see how that... might not have been encouraging.
echoistic: (2.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-06 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, what makes you think I'd be unarmed even if I gave you your weapon back?

[He easily jumps back when she rushes forward, holding her saw up above his head (though really, he's just playing around; he'll give it back to her sooner or later).]

No problem-o, though! I'm sure we're all a little jumpy here. I mean, if you suddenly woke up in this place like I did...
corona: (‣ CALL ME PRINCESS AGAIN I DARE U)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-06 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ alskdalj this jerk! She is promptly becoming frustrated, an emotion that shows on her face and in her posture as she jumps up and down, trying to grab for and swat at the saw.

Is this dangerous? Most definitely! But Rapunzel merely glares and generally makes a nuisance of herself. ]


I did suddenly wake up here like you did. Give it back.
Edited 2016-01-06 03:40 (UTC)
echoistic: (13.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-06 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Far be it from me to leave a pretty girl defenceless!

[And with that, he graciously hands her back her saw (and carefully, in an attempt to ensure that she doesn't accidentally hurt herself with that jumping).]

... I assume you do know how to use it, right?
corona: (‣ glare)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-06 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her grip tightens. Her scowl deepens. ]

Wanna find out?

[ Did he say "pretty"? For some reason, the possibility makes her even angrier. ]

...Thank you.
echoistic: (2.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-06 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure you wanna challenge me?

[... WHY DOES EVERYONE GET SO UPSET WHEN HE CALLS THEM PRETTY.]

No problem!
corona: (‣ pascal so threatening)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-06 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ EVIDENTLY IT'S A VERY SPECIAL SKILL OF HIS ]

Now that I have this. Yes. [ smirkity smirk smirk feeling so smug ] Now. If you would, please, tell me: what are you doing here, and what am I doing here?

And– Ugh. Never mind. Just answer those ones!
echoistic: (1.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-06 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
What am I doing here? Weeeell, I was looking around. For food, or for a way out—or for people! And hey, I found someone! You!

[And then threw a bottle at them, but details.]

As for what you're doing here... not to insult your intelligence or anything, miss, but wouldn't you know that better than me? I assure you we didn't have a really awesome drinking match last night or anything.
corona: (‣  moe moe kyun etc etc)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-07 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Drinking. [ Wrinkling her nose (perhaps instinctively?) ] Drinking what, what... could we possibly have been drinking that would - bring me here?

[ NO WAY ]

But–! Very well. Let's say you aren't a kidnapper. Then - [ pausing ] Then... aren't you - missed by someone? Isn't there someone you ought to be looking for specifically? Rather than just - me, I mean?
echoistic: (10.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-07 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
[did she seriously just ask that does he need to introduce you to alcohol, rapunzel

But at her next question, the smile freezes on Rhys's face. It takes a moment, before he shrugs with forced nonchalance.]


... If they're here, I'll find them. Or they'll find me—I've been told I'm hard to miss. [...] What about you, huh?
corona: (‣ regal)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-07 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
No one. [ That's all there is to it. She turns until only her profile is visible to him, then imitates his smile. ] No one! Luckily.

I'm glad you're so certain. If... you're worried at all, though–
echoistic: (7.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-07 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he's worried. Not so much about his leader or cousin—they're strong, if not stronger than he is—but for his foster family, who can't defend themselves. At the same time, logically:]

I'm conserving my energy, y'know? Running around screaming their names at the top of my lungs probably ain't gonna do me any favours, so I'm playing it cool.
corona: (‣ you can't see me)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-07 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Good plan. [ Good opportunity to ~change the subject~ also. ]

Soooo... why are you hard to miss? Are... you... a king or something? [ Because she's learned about kings. ] You look pretty normal to me. I mean– Not like I have any idea what normal looks like. Or abnormal.
echoistic: (13.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-08 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
King... king... that's, um, some kinda ruler, right? Can't say I'm one of 'em, though that sounds pretty sweet.
corona: (‣ and i don't care what you think anyway)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-08 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
So why are you hard to miss? You didn't answer the question.
echoistic: (2.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-10 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well... I'm pretty loud, aren't I? And if worst comes to worst, I can fly! Sorta.
corona: (‣ skepticism)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-11 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
What, are... you a bird man, or something?
echoistic: (13.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-12 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, I wish! Having wings would be pretty awesome, wouldn't it?
corona: (‣ i know you've got it figured out)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-12 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Y...es, I-- suppose so. Yes.

[ sigh, twirling through the gross sludge ] If you don't mind hollow bones, that is. So. How do you fly, then, if not with wings? -- Ah, heh heh. That's assuming you're telling the truth here about all this!

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