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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-01 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ One day Merlin will learn to keep his mouth shut... alas, it's been years and that still hasn't happened which is precisely why while he's trying to stand and she's grabbing for him he almost stumbles back over again. He tries to look around, now Ene isn't shrieking so much and squints.

Nope. Nope. Fate can go stuff itself. ]


Somehow, I'm still trying to learn to stop doing that.

[ Well, at least she's trying to help?? ] Is there another path out of here?

[ He can't even keep being excited about all the supposed magic here at this point, too much is going on at once and he'd just really like to not die right now. ]
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You can start learning now! O-Obviously the way out is up!

[But just because she can fly out doesn't mean he can, and she's definitely not strong enough to carry him. She can try, and this incinerator is going so slowly it's not like he's really in danger. For now, at least. Ene is glancing around, desperately trying to think of a way to get them both out, but what could be done?]
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-01 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Right. Now it is then, maybe after the moment of peril, anyway. He looks up when she suggests it, then towards the side where there only seems to be more and more trash. ]

You know, one day I'd also like to know why this keeps happening.

[ He steps over to one side, trying to be careful that he isn't pulled too close to the incinerator. ]

This doesn't look all that stable...

[ Because let's not talk about when he and Arthur went to save Guinevere and he kept slipping down the wall they were climbing. ]
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
What, you get trapped in incinerators often? That's some bad luck!

[Sticking to Merlin's back, ready to catch him just in case he does fall down the pile of garbage.

She'll probably go over with him if he does fall but it's the thought that counts.]

Stable or not, you don't have much choice. Unless you find a ladder in all this garbage.
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-01 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Danger, not necessarily this. [ He waves a hand in the direction of the flames. ] Though this is close enough.

[ Beheading or flames are the penalties for magic, anyway. ]

I think... [ It's said with a slight laugh, as bitter as it might be. ] With how much rubbish is actually here, that wouldn't be all that surprising.

[ Though really he's trying to consider if he can get away with a trick to at least keep the trash stuck together and less likely to topple over. ]
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
So, basically you need a babysitter to keep you out of trouble.

[Boys. Ene is considering the same thing, to be honest. Her hacking powers are about 50/50 in ViViD, she might be able to hold the garbage pile together if she pulls the coding together, maybe they can accidentally teamwork into getting him up the garbage pile safely.]

Ladder hunting can be plan B.
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-01 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah-- Not exactly. [ He clears his throat, looking a little sheepish as his left hand rubs the back of his head. ] I just serve a royal prat who can't keep out of trouble.

[ A literal. Royal. Prat.

He clears his throat then reaches out, looking disgusted as his hand slides into something slimy and gross. ]


I take it you have no plans of joining me for support?

[ Who would when they can float tbh???? ]
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[She does not want to touch garbage if she can help it let's be real.]

No, no, I think you've got this. So you're the babysitter, huh?
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-01 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ No one does... yet here he is, stuck in a shitty situation all over again. ]

I wouldn't be so certain of that. [ It's so sickening when he pushes himself up with his foot, looking up to try and find another good point to grip onto. Of course it's followed by a slide of sludgy trash and Merlin's foot sliding back down again. See? What did he tell you?? ]

Babysitter isn't probably the best word for it, even if it feels like it at times.
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Ugh this is pathetic. Offering Merlin her hand, he can use her as a grip point, fine!]

Then what's the right word?
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-01 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...Atta girl. He gives her a smile for that, a little cheeky all things considered. Enjoy your slimy hand, Ene. ]

It's a little complicated. [ Because he's not telling a random stranger it's his destiny to ensure Arthur doesn't die. Still. ] I mean you can't say you're babysitting a Prince, can you?
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ewwwww gross. Ene makes a face at the slime, but she can deal, she can clean up later. She needs to have a thousand hot baths after this ordeal.]

A Prince, eh? Seriously? Isn't that fancy for a prat.
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-01 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A thousand hot baths would be lovely, especially as he's more used to just a wash in a bowl. That can come later though, he's got to get out of here first. ]

Well I did say he was a royal prat.

[ There's a small cough as he reaches a particularly smelly place, turning his face away to look back. ]

What about you? What were you before you ended up ... here.
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ene laughs, at least until that smell assaults her senses too. Ugh. Sometimes there are serious drawbacks to having senses back.]

Ew... Mm, that's right, you did didn't you? I should have known.

As for me, I'm just your run of the mill everyday super pretty cyber girl.
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-01 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If only he understood this place it might be easier, as it is though... they're both stuck coughing or dying inside from the stench for a moment. ]

Well I don't exactly look the part, I suppose. [ Well, he kind of sucks as a servant at times tbh. ]

Though... uh. "Cyber girl"? [ ?????? seriously???? ]
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Smell is awful ugh. And Ene apparently doesn't see a need to explain further so she smiles as if it's a completely normal thing to hear.]

That's me. You can call me Ene.
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-01 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Another swallow of atrocious air followed by a cough into his shoulder and Merlin replies: ] Ene. Right. Merlin-- [ He shifts a little, clearly trying to work out how to be polite here and offer some sort of handshake but--]

Though I suppose we may have to wait for proper introductions.
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[A Merlin who serves a prince. . .

Nahhh can't be]

Agreed, let's save pleasantries for when we're not about to fall into an incinerator. Any luck with the ladder situation?

[Maybe she can hack in a ladder. Focusing on making a ladder appear underneath the rubbish!!]
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-01 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Or can it? Though really, to anyone who doesn't know who he is, he looks like a bumbling idiot more often than not. Like when he starts slipping down again, head shooting down to try and pull something out with magic. There's a whisper of soft words, definitely not any form of English or modern language. Whether it works or not doesn't seem to matter, though he does slow in his descent as she works "magic" of her own.

He lets out a sigh, hands cramping in the wall of trash. ]


What-- [ Where did that even come from? He didn't pull that out, did he? ]
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Merlin is a wise old guy not a silly bumbling servant of course it can't be him

he's probably just talking gibberish

on the other hand Princess Leia is here so who knows what could happen

. . .

Best not to think about it too hard until they're out of danger. When Merlin finally finds the ladder she beams, affecting surprise. This definitely had nothing to do with her, no siree.]

Ah, you found one! Good job!
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-03 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well later on he can be an old man if you really want but that's for another time. How many party tricks do they need to get out of this? Him looking like he's 100 really isn't necessary for this.

Meanwhile, however, he ends up blinking down at the ladder, watching as his foot shifts to press onto one of the wooden steps and checks the pressure. It's real, but right now he can't tell if it was sheer dumb luck or him that did it. (Probably a good thing for now that he doesn't realise it's her because the whole hacking/cyber stuff might be a bit much.) ]


I'm not sure "found" is the word I'm looking for. [ He's relieved though, starting his ascent up the ladder nice and steadily. ]