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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[The drones were pretty easy for Ene to dispatch. Robots were her speciality, after all, and though a few had grabbed her she'd managed to get away from them easily enough. She just had to be vigilant and keep an eye out for them. If she sees them coming, there's no problem!

...This, however, she did not see coming. One minute there's the tell-tale screaming of someone having been caught, and she turns to see if she can help, the next oh god so much hair. Ene let's out a shriek of her own as she gets tangled up in it, what is this nonsense!? She can't hack this!]

Get off get off get off!
corona: (‣ upon the floor yeah upon the floor)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-01 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ tug tug tug ]

HEY! [ Suffice it to say she's whirling around without any regard to how close this robot is to her head. She collides with it, winces, and then growls. ] Look! Don't you dare touch my hair, got it? I can handle monsters like you, you know! This? Is nothing for me! Nothing! My hair is off limits and–

[ tug tug tug ]

[ Rapunzel looks down and registers the flash of blue beneath her. Just then the resistance at her back slackens and she falls towards the heap marked "GARBAGE" with a scream, praying against odds that whatever - whomever? - she caught in her hair is not being pulled along with her, because that would blow. ]
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[She weighs 2MB of course she is getting pulled along. All attempts to free herself from this hair cage just make it worse, and someone is still yelling, and why?? Why happen!? New plan, don't try to resist, Ene flies up towards Rapunzel all ready to yell at her and the droid--

Except Rapunzel is falling down and she gets dragged back to the ground. Why this.]

Kyaaa!
corona: (‣ what if you were?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-01 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ After a moment or two, Rapunzel's head pops out of the filth, equally covered in nastiness.

Naturally instead of asking if Ene is all right, her first question is ]
Hey, why didn't you let go? That could've killed you!
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Look

Ene is lying face first in the trash all bound up in hair.

And she is blaming you, Rapunzel!

She puffs up her cheeks angrily, leaping back into the air, still with some of Rapunzel's ridiculous locks wrapped around her waist as she slams her hands on her hips.]

Oh! Oh! Why didn't I just think to let go? What an easy answer! It's not like somebody tied me up or anything! Who even has hair this long!?
corona: (‣ maybe about you)

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[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's a good point. Rapunzel may have had thirty percent control of her body, but Ene definitely had less thanks to her.

Not that it stops her from looking affronted. ]


Uh. I do? I didn't tie you up on purpose, I'm - trying to figure out what is going on he–
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[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ hold on ]

Is... your hair blue? Your hair is - it's the colour of the sky!
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-02 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well. That kind of amazement throws Ene's tantrum completely off balance, she was expecting sass and instead she gets wonder and compliments?? Taking a moment to recalibrate, fine, she can work with this. Shimmying herself out of the hair now.]

The colour of the sky, huh? How poetic, are you trying to butter me up after all that?
corona: (‣ to find out?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
W-What? I– No. [ Her face is flushing. She must be ill. There's a funny feeling in her head that makes her want to smile and scowl at the same time. Embarrassment?! ]

[ She clears her throat: ahum. ]
No, I was not trying to "butter you up." [ yes the air-quotes are included here ] I'm... just saying! Even if this is completely your fault for not letting go, you... have beautiful hair. Like nothing I've ever seen, even.

But you are definitely still the aggressor in this situation!
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-02 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[.......These are weird mixed signals, Rapunzel. You're weird. Staring at her for a moment, trying to figure out what to do in this situation. She's still annoyed about being accused, so she'll follow through with that.]

Ah, my fault for not letting go, huh?

[Taking the hair that was wrapped around her and throwing it in Rapunzel's face]
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[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This is weird. Socialising is weird!!! And so is having a face full of blonde silkiness and–

Oh no she didn't. ]


... Heh. Listen. I'm just - trying to stay alive here.

[ Maybe if she ignores it, it'll have never happened. ]

It's not exactly the smartest move in the world to trust the first person who... just... literally grabs onto me and won't let go. I have no idea what we're doing here! I definitely remember something called a - a "power point presentation", I think? But....

[ UNBELIEVABLE ]

Did you just hit me in the face?! Who are you?
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-02 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh great, she's freaking out.

Siiigh newbies are so difficult when you bully them. Circling around Rapunzel, stopping to float in front of her]

I'm the super pretty cyber girl Ene, who you grabbed with your hair while I was just minding my own business. What, are you some kind of Medusa?

Hmm, I guess if you apologise for knocking me into the trash I'll explain what's going on, so calm down.
corona: (‣ well what have i got to lose?)

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[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Meanwhile she's been nodding and pressing the heels of both hands against faintly purple eyelids. Sensory overloadddd ]

Medusa...
No, I'm Rapunzel. A human being? I'm sorry. Really, I am– Though... is "super pretty cyber" part of your name? Cyber's a strange name. It feels like... ice or cold leather. [ UGH ]
corona: (‣ self-deprecation)

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[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ OH WHATEVER

Rapunzel heaves a magnificent sigh and runs both hands through her now-filthy hair. ]


Anyway. I apologise for knocking you into the trash.

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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-02 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...Of course you are.

[She's talking about the 'Rapunzel' part, not the apology part, that's not commentary she means to make. It's more disbelief, but hey, they've got Star Wars characters and now Merlin is here, why not Rapunzel too? Why not. She really should have guessed from the hair.]

Wellll, I suppose I'll accept your apology Rapunzel. Just call me Ene, it's easier. And 'cyber' isn't exactly a name, but that might be an odd concept to explain to you...

Speaking of explaining! Let's start with what's going on, welcome to ViViD. What did you hear at the presentation?
corona: (‣ i know you've got it figured out)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ah wonders of the multiverse! Rapunzel's eyes are like cameras that seem to stop and flash on different puzzling words: cyber, Ene, ViViD. For a few seconds, she tests the name out under her breath. ]

[ Although when it comes to info-dumping she is all serious business. ]


Nothing good. I... didn't get a firm grasp on the specifics of what people were saying – there was a lot to take in – but. The overall picture? Nobody is leaving and somebody needs... [ She wrinkles her nose, unprepared for the surreal nature of this. ] My help? It's... crazy, basically. I know.
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-02 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm, they talk about that, but basically all I've seen happen is every so often we all get thrown to the wolves and they sit up in their ivory towers safe and sound. I've been here two months and they haven't asked me to do anything, I haven't heard anything from them about this 'war' of theirs. Anyway, I wouldn't trust them as far as I can throw them.

[Bitter, who's bitter?]
corona: (‣ incredulous)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
War?

[ There are few words in the – English?? language that make a person feel their life may be in danger more than "war". ]

What do you mean "do anything"? Is this... slavery? Were we kidnapped? Oh my gosh, we - we have to get away from here! I'm not even supposed to be outside. I mean - Ene. You don't sound like you like them very much yourself.
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-02 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[She didn't mean to scare her that badly, but it is the truth, isn't it? Ene feels bad hearing her say she's not even supposed to be outside, that's right, Rapunzel spent her life trapped in a tower in the story didn't she? If this is her first time outside... That's just sad.]

I'm not their biggest fan, no. And they've got eyes everywhere. [So no open conspiracy talk!!]

But don't worry! Everyone is strong, so we can handle whatever gets thrown at us. A cute girl like you will make plenty of friends to help her, no problem~ It's not all doom and gloom and trash here.
corona: (‣ something you may not believe in)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hah. That'll earn Ene a chiding look and click of the tongue. The joke (?) highlights an important point, though: there's no sense worrying everyone in the immediate vicinity by constantly freaking out. Rapunzel takes a deep breath and locks anxiety, her terror, solidly behind the mental bars inside herself. ]

You think I'm cute. Right. The trash, though? Definitely could be worse, I agree.
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-02 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you say 'you' like I don't know cute? I'm an expert on cute!

[This joke, she says so much more seriously than the actual serious part of the conversation they're having.]

Trash could be worse, but it's still boring and gross, so what do you say we go find somewhere nicer?
corona: (‣ max hug)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I say great idea. [ Time to use this hair of hers as a rope! She's not showing any signs of being disturbed by their continued bickering; it's actually starting to soothe her a bit.

As such, there will be ample grins in Miss Blue's direction as Rapunzel works on the hair rope that'll help get them out of Trash Heap Hell. ]
But - actually what I meant was that I'm kind of a mess right now and you seem extremely cute by comparison.
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-02 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[That is some incredibly versatile hair! But gosh Rapunzel is going to need such a bath after this, how much trouble must washing that much hair be?

And as Rapunzel continues to speak, Ene realises that ohhhh she has self esteem issues. Right. Let's work on that.]

It's true, it's true, I'm definitely the cutest. But a huge part of being cute is confidence! Even covered in trash, you can't lose that adorable spark, trust me. The cute was inside you all along.
corona: (‣ if you're never gonna see)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Too bad the dictionary wasn't inside me all along. What's... vivid? You mentioned it before as if it were a place or a thing... You know. [ glancing up ] Instead of an adjective? How do you even know about this allegedly evil plan?

[ beat ]

Not that I don't believe you, cute as you are. There isn't much other choice right now, anyway. I'm just... wondering. I guess.
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-03 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I know because they told me. Help them fight these Flamines, whoever or whatever they are, or get erased. Who'd trust someone like that?

[What an annoyingly serious topic, sure Rapunzel should know if she didn't argue the point with them during her introduction, but getting erased brings up some unpleasant memories for Ene.]

As for ViViD, it stands for "Vibrant Virtual DASH". It's a game system, it creates a world for you to play in. Everything in here, everything you're seeing and feeling, it's not real. This is all fake.

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