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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Forget the fat cat for a second, you have an irritated loli to deal with first, because the moment she gets that plastic bag off her head she tries throwing it at Yata

Needless to say, the throw was so weak that it doesn't even reach him. ]


Do I look alright?! I'm covered in yuck all thanks to you!
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[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-01 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
You're not the only one. . .

[ he looks away for a bit, feeling some shame for having let down a kid like this. but it's this is better than being kidnapped by a drone, right? ]


Sounds like you're okay to me. [ HE EVEN HUFFS OUT A LAUGH, look at this guy. ] Where's that thing with you earlier?
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
What thing-- [ !!! ]

Oh, no! Rollo! I gotta find Rollo! [ She starts rummaging through the trash, even picking up a used ketchup bottle before throwing it in a random direction. DOUBLE GROSS.

Then she looks back at her hero. ]


What are you doing just standing there? Help me dig, okay?!
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[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-01 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to tell me!

[ ugh... this is all gross, but if it's to help somebody in need, then he'll do it! and in the midst of rummaging through garbage, he finds a ceres card - the same kind that people use for paying and buying things! ]

Woah, cool.

[ IS HE POCKETING IT—yes. yes he is. ]
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hello? We're not dumpster diving!

[ But way to pique her childlike curiosity with the trash you're treasuring there, Yata. Don't say "cool" and then not follow up on it!! She wants to know, she has to know! It's not fair if she doesn't know something that others do...! ]

...W-What did you find? [ Not that she cares or anything!!! ]
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[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-01 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh dammit!! he got caught. ]

It's a credit card, [ he mumbles, but elle should still be able to hear it. ] You know - it's practically money.
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Money?!

[ Okay, normally that wouldn't interest Elle, let alone any child, but Yata is talking with a kid who has an eight figure debt to pay off. This is right up her alley! ]

Who would throw away that kinda thing? ...Can we find more?

[ Yeah, Rollo will be fine for now. ]
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[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-01 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
What?

[ way to take him by surprise. he blinks a couple of times before he figures out what exactly is going on. ]

You wanna find more of it? [ that's what she just asked, yata. ] There might be some more, but we'd have to look all over this dump.

[ oh, but here's an idea— ]

Here. [ yata takes the card out of his pocket and hands it to elle. ] You probably need it more than I do.

[ but there's a 100% chance that there's no more credits left in it. ]
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
I--

I don't need your charity money!

[ She says as she swipes it out of his hand and pockets it before he can change his mind. SHE DOES ABSOLUTELY NEED MONEY, even just to survive in this weird dimension for the time being. ]

Why is this world so dirty and smelly anyway? I can barely breathe through my mouth! [ Somehow she's blaming the nearest person for this post-apocalyptic world. ]
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[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-01 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ SHE TOOK IT ANYWAY????? what a tsundere... so this is the type of kid he's dealing with. ]

You tell me! I've never been in this place before. [ if she can complain, then so can he. ] Can you log out?
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's just glaring at him, getting even more frustrated because she doesn't know what logging out means, but there's no way she's going to let that up. ]

...Can you?

[ Nice save. ]
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[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-01 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ a loud and flat: ] No.

'ch, what a pain.
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh. ]

Neither can I. [ She looks disappointed about that, even though she has no idea what it means. What if she really can? ]

...I'm Elle Mel Marta. [ She may have decided to stick with this guy for now, he seems good against these drones. ]
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[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-01 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ wow, she's friendly, after all! that perks yata up, and he responds with a thumbs up and an eager smile. ]

I'm Yata! [ like hell will you get his first name. isn't he cool???? ]
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yata, you're only good for keeping her alive for now. They can be friends later down the road when she realizes she can't go home that easily, after crying and lashing out at all her CR in the worst way obviously. That day will come...

But not today. ]


...Just "Yata"? That sounds like one of Rollo's kitty pals.
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[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-01 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ggk! It's— [ WAY TO THROW HIM OFF. he isn't sure whether to lie, or tell the truth, now. it kind of feels bad to lie to a kid, but at the same time, his first name is so embarrassing that he would never, ever say it out loud. ]

It's just "Yata"!

[ what a blatant lie. ]
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ jiiiiiiiiiii ]

Okay, "Yata". Then you can call me just "Elle", that's two L's and two E's. [ Calm down, Elle, nobody ever calls you by your full name anyway. ]

Now are you gonna help me find Rollo or what?! What if one of those scary flying freaks nabbed him again?
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[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-01 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
I was planning on calling you that in the first place, so.

[ you know what. best not to argue. he steps back into the trash to rummage through it. look at how helpful he is! ]

Rollo! Come out now!
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)

"Meeeow!"

Over there!

[ Elle points to a bucket at the very top of the trash pile, in which Rollo seems to be helplessly stuck in. When she starts running up the mountain of garbage, however, she slips and falls flat on her face. Ow.

Yata now gets to play the Xillia 2 protag and is presented with a choice:

> Go help Rollo.
> Check on Elle.


There's no right or wrong answer, but it may affect some affinity points... ]
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[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-01 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ OF COURSE HE IS GOING TO HELP THE POOR LITTLE GIRL. SCREW THE CAT. by which i mean he runs to elle and helps her up with his free hand. ]

You gotta be more careful.

[ and that's all he says before he starts jumping on the trash before them and climbing the mountain to get rollo. stay there, little girl! ]
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I am careful!

[ She's just gonna tsun about this as she picks out orange peels out of her hair, waiting for Yata to come back. Getting the world's fattest cat out of a bucket isn't going to be easy, though. ]

...Is Rollo okay?
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[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-02 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ elle is very lucky that yata is used to dealing with fatties. he pulls rollo out of the bucket with ease. #yolo

except saving the fat cat makes him lose his balance and he starts rolling down the trash mountain and back to elle's feet. hi. ]


Shit!
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wow!! She covers her mouth as she looks down at Yata before switching her focus back to Rollo. ]

He said a naughty word... [ She looks more amused than offended, though, and her innocent smile quickly morphs into something more sly.

She holds her hand out to Yata, but not to help him get up, no sir! ]
That would be 1 gald!
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[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-02 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ he sits up and scratches the back of his head. boy, that was dumb. and when he notices the hand extended to him, he takes it and pulls himself up. ]

The hell's a gald?
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[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ WAIT NO, SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO BE HELPFUL, AHHH--!!! ]

It's money, what else do you think it is?! Every time you say a swear word, you have to put some money in a jar to remind yourself not to do it again.

But you can also put it in my backpack.

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