[It's not that he wants to get into an argument with a child, but he's already has his patience tested enough just from waking up stuck like this. And, perfect, now she's decided to start throwing feet, as if that's going to help. He takes a moment to weigh the pros and cons of actually shaking a child, but decides against it.] Your voice is annoying, actually. But I don't care if you can walk or not... that's obviously not the problem. Quiet down for a minute while I try to actually do something about this.

[This is... this is a good time to produce a knife in his free hand, right? Super non-threatening, and all.]