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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

pr159: (who live their lives)

ii-a

[personal profile] pr159 2016-01-04 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, that's a voice Rideaux hadn't expected to hear again any time soon, and it certainly isn't one he missed. He sighs before turning around to look -- and there they are, the precious little Key whose existence in the prime dimension had helped to seal his own fate, accompanied by Julius's spoiled and overfed cat. He'd find the sight of them in this situation humorous if he could get past the aggravation of seeing them at all.

Contrary to popular belief, however, he's not a complete monster -- and it wouldn't be much fun to take a picture of the cat getting dropped into a garbage chute without Julius around to text it to -- so with some reluctance, he takes his knives from their pocket inside his jacket and aims for the drones' power sources.

He does get a little satisfaction out of watching the two of them hit the ground, at least -- or the trash bags, as it were. ]


The two are hardly mutually exclusive, you know.

[ He's aware that he's inviting having those same words thrown back at him by saying that, but whatever, it's nothing he hadn't already heard plenty of times at her age. ]
antecede: and other tales (↺ my best friend is a giant)

[personal profile] antecede 2016-01-04 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[that voice earns an immediate grin, luke taking a few steps to close the distance between them somewhat.]

Almost makes you miss the Imperial garbage mashers, doesn't it?
antecede: and now my keywords are out of sequence (↺ it could be improved though)

you're very welcome

[personal profile] antecede 2016-01-04 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

[maz kanata. he's met a lot of people over the last few years, but that name doesn't ring a bell. he almost asks if she used to be a resident in lando's old mining outfit, but ends up shaking his head -- mostly at himself.]

No, I guess it doesn't matter how you found it. Or how she found it. [he finally flicks his own blade off, clipping it back onto his belt. maybe not the smartest of moves around a stranger brandishing a lightsaber herself, but he's got a good feeling she isn't about to do anything underhanded.] I lost that lightsaber a year ago in Cloud City, and I couldn't tell you a single thing that's happened to it since then.

[peace, he reminds himself. clarity. that lightsaber isn't the point of this conversation.]

You say you've met me, but I didn't look like me; and I don't remember ever meeting you either. Can you tell me more about it?
Edited 2016-01-04 16:47 (UTC)
scenting: (pic#8681719)

hello sweet tiny wolf

[personal profile] scenting 2016-01-04 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ IT'S GOING DOWN, I'M YELLING TIMBEEEERRR

but seriously, malia's still picking banana peel out of her hair when out of nowhere this teen boy crashes into her and they're both sprawling across the ground in a heap. oh my god, what is this day. what is this day.

but through all the garbage, she knows that scent. ]


Liam, is that --

[ it's totally him. with a growl, she's pushing up from the ground and staring at the spread of chocolate pudding (or what she hopes is chocolate pudding) on her shirt. ]

Liam, I'm going to kill you now. I hope you know that.
antecede: (↺ BRIGHT IDEAS)

[personal profile] antecede 2016-01-04 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
No, [he starts.] Not here. But I've met a Ben Kenobi before, just...

[wait.]

You're a Kenobi? What's your name?

[there are some ideas starting to piece themselves together in his mind after some of the bizarre things he's seen here, but younger versions of people he knows still isn't the first thing he's inclined to guess.]
swordplays: (121)

[personal profile] swordplays 2016-01-04 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[The question has such an obvious answer that it's almost laughable. As if he hasn't been a threat since Fushimi was a stupid teenager, as if he hasn't ever done anything worth feeling threatened over.]

Are you saying that I shouldn't? You can't operate in the same way here, but it would be foolish to think you're going to idly do nothing, too.
unhappyreason: (02. the human became very ill.)

BONUS

[personal profile] unhappyreason 2016-01-04 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ THIS IS................ SOMETHING.

Is this what hating humanity gets them, in the end? Chara is only going to take a moment to stare at Frisk before turning away (or, well, as much as they can, because this isn't very conducive to actually. turning.) and trying to rip holes in it. IT'S A GARBAGE BAG, HOW TOUGH COULD IT BE???

(And hey at least they're. okay they're not the same height but it's probably not too bad right, like Chara's only fourteen and even then they're a bit short for their age...)

BUT OBVIOUSLY THAT ISN'T GOING TO HELP SO, LIKE, fine they'll. Pay attention to their unfortunate partner again. ]


Do you have a knife?



[ YEP THIS IS SURE GOING TO GO WELL ]
Edited (SORRY TYPOS AND STUFF.... they were bugging me) 2016-01-04 18:12 (UTC)

[personal profile] risingforce 2016-01-04 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Obi-Wan Kenobi. Is Ben from Stewjon...? He might be a relative if he is, but I wouldn't know for sure. I was raised at the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. [There's only fact in his tone. He might not know if he has a relative by the name of Ben but he takes pride in being a Jedi. He doesn't regret not knowing his birth family very well, not with the honor and privilege given to him. ] I'm a Jedi apprentice. The man I described is my master, Qui-Gon Jinn.
Edited 2016-01-04 23:35 (UTC)
swirlied: (29)

[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-04 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Good idea. [ Because if they trip like this, it'll be nearly impossible to get up. Yuuri does not want to deal with that. ]

One... Two... Three! [ And he's taking a step! Hoping that she does the same. ]
bakudanma: (【 6 】)

[personal profile] bakudanma 2016-01-04 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Eh!? Just eh?! Well, I mean, fair. Anybody who knows Okita.. knows this is just how he is. But this is all humiliating— especially when Katsura seems more easily swayed to work with Okita.. temporarily. Temporarily. Emphasizing the temporary part.

You know it's bad when Katsura is the one to straight man you. He's usually the idiot. ]


We have to get out of this situation! This shirt— it's very unfitting for both of us, don't you think?
[ To be fair, it seems fitting because they don't really get along. ]

Hooo, I don't want to be seen in public like this.
[ ???? who are you trying to impress, Zura. We may never know. ]
cresthopes: (Intimidé)

[personal profile] cresthopes 2016-01-04 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hikari-chan!

[He shouted before giving a sigh of relief. While she didn't look sick, at least she was awake! That gave them a chance to find somewhere safe!]

You're okay right? You're not feeling sick are you?

[Although, the more that he looked around his surroudings? The more he could see how she would turn out the way she did. This place isn't exactly the more ideal place for someone like her]
swirlied: (19)

❤❤❤

[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-04 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Of course he'd end up falling into a giant trash pile... At least it's enough to soften the blow of falling down a long chute.

Yuuri's almost resigned himself to just laying there until he sees someone offering him a hand. He immediately sits up, taking it. ]


No, I'm fine! I'm just glad I didn't fall on a bunch of glass or anything. [ Priorities. ]
a_meebo: (If you'll be my star)

[personal profile] a_meebo 2016-01-04 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well. He has to give props for Yuuri's ability to look on the bright side in this dump. Mikleo helps pull the teenager up easily enough. He's lifted heavier humans, despite his slender frame.]

Yeah, that wouldn't have been fun to deal with, especially when you would've been likely to get an infection from it, too. Still, I know healing spells and I do have some medicine on me, so you might have been fine regardless.

[Shaking his head, the seraph looks around at all the garbage with an annoyed expression.]

ViViD levels usually aren't like this. Though, I've only been here for roughly a month. For what it's worth, welcome to Cerealia.
swirlied: (19)

[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-04 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
No, this definitely isn't Earth! [ Unless they're in some weird alternate timeline where Earth became a literal trash heap. ]

...I hope. [ Then again that talking trash pile mentioned something about a level... ] I think this might be a game, and that this is some kind of weird level.
swirlied: (15)

[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-04 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He at least appreciates the honesty. ]

So we just... wait it out?
swirlied: (4)

[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-04 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. [ For helping him up and welcoming him. It's definitely a better welcome than he got at the entrance to this level... or whatever it is. ]

So, what is ViViD anyway? [ Because he's been wondering this whole time. ]
jinko: (24.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-04 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well. As questionable and troublesome as Dazai is prone to being, there's no one in the world that Atsushi relies on more when the going gets tough; there's more than a degree of comfort in seeing the guy here, like a slow release of air from a balloon that'd been stretched well beyond capacity.

Sure, his life's been anything but peaceful since he's met Dazai, but. Despite everything, Atsushi returns that smile with a slight lowering of his shoulders, a relaxing of posture and a faint expression of relief.
]

It... seems like it. I haven't seen anyone else from the Agency around. [ which is cause for concern, actually?! how is he going to be able to get Dazai to do anything without Kunikida around?? the relief ebbs from his features, and Atsushi shifts nervously on his feet. ] I can't tell if that's a good or bad thing.
twomouthed: (pic#9527834)

i-a.

[personal profile] twomouthed 2016-01-04 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ kuchi tries to be quiet in her approach despite being a towering seven feet, as she watches rhys make a nice rat-and-disease skewer with his dagger. the hood clasped at her collarbone is drawn up over her head, leaving the mouth at the back of her head quiet and obscure as she hopes it'll stay, but who knows how the day's going to go when she's already in a dump, lost, and left with nothing more than her fists and a seemingly endless bag of chips with no real substance to them. ]

We'll call it a meal with personality, My Lord.

[ that's her playful chirp, her opened bag held against her chest as she leans forward. ]

May we take that from you?

[ food is a good priority for this one too, it seems.

... but not quite diseases. whoops. ]
a_meebo: (Let the only sound)

[personal profile] a_meebo 2016-01-04 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a game. A 'virtual reality' I think is the term for the type. The goal and setting change fairly frequently, but I think it's possible for us to set it how we want.

[Mikleo doesn't use ViViD very often, honestly. He has enough to do in the colony proper.]

Sometimes, it doesn't work quite right. Not everyone can log out of a level, for instance.
suicidally: (drape me in your warmth)

[personal profile] suicidally 2016-01-04 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ dazai doesn't laugh at the sudden realization that seems to cross atsushi's face, but it's a near thing. ah.. he supposes he should give him a break, shouldn't he? he's such a hard-working boy. .. then again, idle hands and all that, so maybe it's for the greater good if he gives him a hard time. ]

Oh, hm. [ he doesn't sound all that concerned. he isn't, really. despite everything happening back home and now here, the others can handle themselves. and well, if they've been kidnapped(?????) by some ability user, better that it's just the two of them.

he glances up, peering at the exit above them thoughtfully. ]
I'm sure they're fine, wherever they are. [ he glances back at the teenager again, expression one of clear, slightly exaggerated dread. ] I suppose we'll have to climb..
jinko: (54.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-04 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Atsushi need only refer back to that day he needlessly exiled himself to know that everyone can function well enough on their own, but still. He Worries, even if he quells that for a moment to trust Dazai and his seeming faith in their ragtag team. ]

—If you say so. But I'll keep a lookout for them, regardless...? [ That's that, though, and following Dazai's gaze up, Atsushi looks up through the chute they came down from to offer one of his patented Troubled Half-Smiles. ]

And... I could've carried you up if it weren't for your abilities, Dazai-san. [ tiger legs are really fast, apparently?? The furry life. ] But I guess I shouldn't encourage you to be lazy...

[ Time to plod up this trash hill the slow way. ]
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[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-04 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
So the way I see it, one of two things has happened. Either you've gone completely off the deep end, or you think I'm an idiot and you're hiding what's really going on.

[...]

Did Ruby put you up to this? No, this prank is too complicated for her. Blake, maybe?
1matsu: (cats)

Ichimatsu Matsuno | Osomatsu-san | OTA [My RP skills are very rusty, sorry]

[personal profile] 1matsu 2016-01-04 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[PHASE I: home]

[If anyone happened by Ichimatsu at this time, they would find the fourth Matsuno brother simply laying in the garbage.

A closer look would show that his particular pile is made up of what metal, glass, ceramics, broken appliances and broken umbrellas could be found in the general area. The rest of the nearby garbage seems to be sloppily separated into recyclable and non.

Even as the rain starts he barely moves, seeming to have entered some kind of garbage based nirvana. It's only the squeaking of garbage hungry rats which seems to draw the purple hoddie wearing Matsuno brother out of his inner garbage contemplation. Rats, means cats, right?]


[PHASE II: called it]

[The trash drones had been a bit of a surprise. Ichimatsu had been dutifully hunting for cats in the mess, after all rats meant cats, when the first drone had arrived. When it had tried to pick him up he had bashed it with a chunk of brick, sending it crashing into the ground with a robotic whine.

Afterwords he nudged it curiously, before waving the cat teaser he had found earlier in front of the camera looking thing on the drone.

Of course the second one had much better luck, managing to grab the distracted Matsuno brother. Thus he hangs limply in the grasp of the drone looking sorta dead as it takes him to his chosen chute.

Garbage it is.]


[WILDCARD: just do it]
Any scenario is go.
Edited 2016-01-04 21:47 (UTC)
suicidally: (but please don't bite)

[personal profile] suicidally 2016-01-04 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, sure.. But let's hope they're all back home safe and sound, okay? [ because they.. still don't know what this is yet. it definitely isn't the mafia's style, but it.. probably isn't the guild's style, either?? it doesn't seem glamorous and dramatic enough for their tastes.

the comment makes his head whip toward atsushi once more. ugh. ]
.. Are you sure you still can't? [ he's joking. .. probably. at least, he starts heading toward Trash Mountain a moment later, so he probably wasn't too serious about being carried. ] Anyway, it's probably for the best. I'm not much of a damsel. [ though he could be. don't tempt him. ]
discard: (practical segway)

[personal profile] discard 2016-01-04 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shhh no no kindness here, okay. None. None whatsoever.

He quirks an eyebrow at that, because she's right. ... Hm.]


Perhaps you aren't a complete bumbling idiot, then.

[That's like as close as Leon ever gets to a compliment.]

Yes. This is ViViD, which is some sort of virtual reality. Everyone calls it a game, but... [Hmph.]Well, regardless, there is an exit, it simple has to be found.