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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

meouch: (pic#9860963)

[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-03 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Mm mm, nine lives! We had the other eight to figure that out.

[ his reminder of that oh-so-true (not) tidbit, which is very obviously just a simple tease at this point given the way he says it and what he says it to.

chat'll just take his almost-not-really-death-possibility (which seemed less and less likely the more he talks to her, honestly) in stride. speaking of strides, his are quickening into a run; it seems that request of hers is being taken seriously. given how she'd mentioned this was kind of fun, there was no harm in showing off a bit, was there?

gotta go fast.

( not to mention it helps him not think too hard about the fact he has no clue what to do after they find that cover they're looking for. ) ]


I don't usually like to say I'm clueless... [ here's where chat'll give her his first minor hint of hesitation. he shakes his head, as if shaking off that tone. ] You get to hear me admit it twice, since I've got no idea about that, eith— hold on!

[ his warning as he makes a leap over a minor trash hill. he could move around it, but nah. ]

—Anyway, if you're talking potential kidnappers, you're probably in the same spot, huh? That might be helping our teamwork.

[personal profile] risingforce 2016-01-03 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Obi-Wan approaches the other young man when he's hailed, looking him over as subtly as he can to see if he can piece together any information about him.]

I haven't been here for long. [He's not sure if 'this heap' means the nearest trash heap or the heap of the planet they're on but his answer goes for both.] What about you?
sayonaradumbass: (Default)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-03 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[he just stares at her while she flutters around and gathers her hair...god, this is bizarre. For people who are supposed to be dead, this is just, weird. He scratches at his own hair.]

Okay, deal...if you can tell me just what you were plannin' to do with that thing you've got there...were you gonna kick ass with that?
insurgent: all commissioned from manual | dnt. (000)

II spoilers!!

[personal profile] insurgent 2016-01-03 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ The nearest recycling victim is hella glad he's wearing his bright orange, resistance flight suit, as it keeps the trash out on a superficial level on top of being heat resistant. All the belts and air tubes criss-crossing it could potentially function as makeshift rope material, if necessary, as well. And for the most part, Poe Dameron is unscathed, though his emotions ricochet between extremes, exhilarated over the adventure and despondent over being dumped on a garbage planet. He can only assume this is another Jakku situation, in which hitting his head jumbled some information.

Regardless, he has jinked his way out of deadlier pastures. After the recent battle, his squadron is all that remains of the Resistance fleet -- a thought that awakens him. Then, duty grips him, pulling him to his feet. He can find his way home, as always. And even if he can't, he must.

He recognizes Rey's distinctive clothing immediately, recalling their awkward embrace over Artoo's discovery. A proper interaction will have to wait once again. Without hesitation, he follows her, jaw set sharp, determined. ]


Your lead, Rey. [ Her name just so she knows that he remembers her!! Then, as if they're discussing what to have for dinner: ] So, are we scavenging for building or climbing materials? Or are we exploring? [ We. They're a we now, sorry, no takebacks. ]
corona: (‣ heavenly)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. Uh huh.

[ She'd been a spectacular sport up until that last-minute manoeuvre of his, which, while equally smooth and effective, raises her hackles just the slightest bit. Those arms wound around his neck will be getting tighter! ] So from here on out I can count on you to be absolutely in control of things all the time, huh? Mm. That's good to know. No wonder you're so carefree with these nine lives of yours.

[ But that brings her attention to something largely irrelevant to survival and tragedy etc. etc. (Plus, she's adjusting to the change in speed now, and the trip is back to being fun.) ]

What's this you're wearing? I've never seen this material before! Like leather, only different.
newtimes: pixiv: 527429 (pic#9780539)

[personal profile] newtimes 2016-01-03 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Here? ( In the trash? Yeah, he doesn't think so and he reaches out to give her some support to lean on, ) You can sit down when we get outta here.

And look, ya aren't alone, got it? I'll help ya out here.
stoleyourride: (> 03)

[personal profile] stoleyourride 2016-01-03 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[there's a building up ahead with enough overhang to cover them while the rain passes, so kaitou ends up heading for that. it's full of trash, of course, but shelter is shelter.

they're still probably soaked by the time the reach it. wet and gross, yuck.]


Daiki Kaitou. I'd say it's nice to meet you, but... nothing is particularly nice right now. I'm sure you understand.
adornmental: (incredible)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-03 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
[HE DOESN'T NEED THAT IN HIS LIFE AT ALL... So he's okay with this as long as she stays that arm's length distance away, even if he feels the judgmental staring.]

You guess. [FLATLY. He doesn't have any shame, so of course he's going to call that out!! He also reaches up to bat the fan away, you stop that Okuni.]

I'm definitely cute! And it's fine if I don't look intimidating. [Swords like that aren't cute, you know?!] The important part is being able to get the job done, yeah?
corona: (‣ do not trust this expression)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is HANDS DOWN the hardest thing she's ever had to do. It doesn't help that his stumbling is making her feel more likely to stumble, as well. What is that all about.

Patience. Draw from an endless well of patience. ]
Yes, Jeane. Exactly on the count of three. We're going to count down together... and then, if you think you can manage it, stand up together. "Together" will definitely be the theme.

... Do you? [ she really can't help herself from smirking ] Do you think you can manage it?

beaconed: (pic#8915998)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-03 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Wh-- [ Of all questions! He gets a little fired up about it, pressing his forehead against hers with more oomph this time. ] I--I can stand up! Together or alone!! I'll have you know I've been knocked down countless times, you know why that is? You know why? 'Cause I keep getting back up! [ Is that really cool, though... ]

Let's do this, gemstone... face!
corona: (‣ impressed)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ What a terribly strange thing to do with hair. ]

I... guess so. But only if the ass kicks us first. I was– My hair is useful for loads of things, trust me.
osuni: (kumou d-light)

we're terrible.... BUT WE'RE ALSO GREAT

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-03 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
That's great! [cheerfully! Nothing about this situation is great, but now Okuni doesn't have to do anything that might peg her as a good person, like calling for a doctor or looking for a healer or praying for Lucina's soul. Instead, she pulls back her head and stands up,]

Since you're unharmed, you can definitely get out without my help. [THIS IS GREAT, OKUNI CAN TOTALLY LEAVE NOW. She peeps down at Lucina one last time, waving] I'll be rooting for you!

[IN SPIRIT... SOMEWHERE FAR FAR AWAY]
corona: (‣ cause i think you were wrong about me)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ PFT. It's getting incredibly hard not to laugh here. She's just gonna shut her eyes so she doesn't have to look at him! That ought to help!

It'll also help in case she happens to be touching close to a subject that might truly bother him. She's teasing, but her teasing has gone over poorly with others before. ]


Then prove it. On the count of three. [ wink wink ] One... two...
outcast: (✿ what they couldn't seem to)

[personal profile] outcast 2016-01-03 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hawke? Is that you? You aren't holding out on the good rubbish, are you?

[ seriously, anything compostable was a lucky find. Merrill does her best to find Hawke, rustling her hands through trash until she touches something particularly fleshy. she hoped it was Hawke and not a corpse of some kind. ]

I think I've got you, as long as this precarious liquid on my hand doesn't make my hand slip. Can you stand? [ she starts to yank as hard as she can. give her some leeway, hawke, she's tiny.. ]
insurgent: all commissioned from manual | dnt. (000)

iii; spoilers!!

[personal profile] insurgent 2016-01-03 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh a cool ass jedi just helped save him from a pile of shit sweet deal ]

[ it's a lot to take in, at the very least, especially given the last people he knows to hold a lightsaber that colour are out of commission or on a mission. granted, poe doesn't have extensive jedi knowledge, but he knows that blue is helluva better sign than red and, thus, a safe bet, if he's feeling reckless (and when isn't he, from crash-landing to trash-landing). with hardly any thought, he instinctively responds to Luke's call, voice steady and smile, grateful. ]

Starfighter Corps, Black Leader Poe Dameron, sir. [ because this dude is a jedi?? so he must be important-ish if he's one of the last.

a glance poe's way will confirm his story, if the orange jumpsuit is anything to go by. his helmet rolled off somewhere during his fall, with finding it slipping lower on his priority list, after teaming up with a jedi and finding a way out. ]
Edited 2016-01-03 07:56 (UTC)
sayonaradumbass: (dont you ever eat???)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-03 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
[he looks kinda skeptical]

Sure, like guys who say they like short hair better or somethin'...nah, I mean that weapon there, not the hair-- unless spikes come out of it.

[glances at.........]

Anyhow, get your bearings before somebody takes all the best trash.
beaconed: (pic#9692051)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-03 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, did she call me Jeane-- THREE!!! Go, go, go--!!

[ He's doing it! He's doing the thing! Slowly keeping up with her, trying to stay in sync as they're standing up. Please no more headbutts, pleeeease!! ]
osuni: (shittalking pt 1)

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-03 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
[The only person Okuni thinks is cute is her brother!! And also tiny morons who fall into her traps, and also idealistic strangers willing to cook her meals... It's no fun calling people who already know that they're cute cute...]

Like cutting down your enemies? [a pause, then a decisive nod!!] I suppose appearances don't really matter when killing's involved.

[He did say he was in an army, and he's a sword!! She can't imagine a bunch of sword tsukumogami being summoned to have tea parties...]
osuni: (how shounen can u go)

phase ii!!!

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-03 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT JUST HAPPENED.... the person Okuni previously thought was some sad loser like the rest turns out to be actually electrifying?? WHAT IS THIS she's not ready for this level of shounen right here. Either way, she is definitely keeping her distance, but not as far as most people probably would be after seeing something they've never seen before. She's too interested!!]

Are you going to climb out just like that? [how?? is he gonna electrocute everything around him? Should Okuni skedaddle the heck out of there]
adornmental: (WHEN IN DOUBT PINKY OUT)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-03 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Why is Okuni a punk who gives him nothing he wants and everything he doesn't want!!

That said, his general swordishness does tend to become the most blatantly clear when killing is the topic of the day... He's Utterly Unperturbed about it.]


Ex-act-ly! What good's a blade that can't even do that? [Killing is an important part of the job?!] But I mean, you can still look cute at the same time.

[Kashuu "blatantly fishes for compliments" Kiyomitsu.]
corona: (‣ be steady on your feet)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ She most absolutely did.

And they are most absolutely succeeding! Standing slowly and, if not with purpose, like reasonably healthy human adults! ]


Wow. [ Grinning and flushed and more pleased than she perhaps ought to be. ] We did it. Aren't you glad you eventually agreed to surrender yourself to me?

Hey. How do you feel about walking out of here? We could do that now, I bet. We have got to get these strange things off of us. Maybe there's some trick to it...?
jinko: (66.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-03 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ The concession makes way to an ease of tension, which may look more like a deflation than anything else. But this is a start, and he's glad, if anything, that he hasn't been completely dismissed.

So. He looks around, makes sure that the incinerator is continuing to move at a snail's pace, before motioning towards the big 'entrance' where they were dropped in from.
]

This...is the first time I've been in a situation like this, but that sounds right. There's strength in numbers, I think.

[ He tries to laugh, but it's a low whistle of air, if nothing else. ]

If anything, it might just be nice. Having someone to talk to.
corona: (‣ skepticism)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-03 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
What? [ She uses her laughter as a way to conceal her suddenly tight grip on that kitchen blade. Chop chop chop. ] You're making it sound like we're going to hunt through all this waste, you know. And I'm pretty sure that's what all... this is. My hair is going to stay long if I have to cover it in waste.
jinko: (11.)

[personal profile] jinko 2016-01-03 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Eh!? But you can't die from a rat bite, right...?! Is that what we're arguing here?!

[ He's gotten himself so worked up, he doesn't even know what he's talking about anymore?? What a mess. He doesn't mean to be ungrateful, but he also doesn't want a dead rat in his shirt... So Many Problems. ]

Okay, just...! What if I lift my shirt, and... you chase the rat away?!

[ Gesturing wildly, as if that'd help him make his point. ]
osuni: (i can't think of funny keywords bye)

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-03 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Because Kashuu has PUNK PHENOMENONS. PLUS HE'S WEIRD...... But that's what makes him entertaining... but he's really fixated on the cute thing, huh]

If that sort of thing's important to you, then -- I guess. [busting out the 'I GUESS' again.] But is it really easy to look cute when you kill? You get blood and guts splattered all over you when you fight.

[WHY ARE THEY EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS]