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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

unswerved: (028)

[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-01 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to tell me!

[ ugh... this is all gross, but if it's to help somebody in need, then he'll do it! and in the midst of rummaging through garbage, he finds a ceres card - the same kind that people use for paying and buying things! ]

Woah, cool.

[ IS HE POCKETING IT—yes. yes he is. ]
retorter: (are you clinically thick)

phase iii!!!

[personal profile] retorter 2016-01-01 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ not gonna lie, Souji's kind of relieved to know that he won't be incinerated anytime soon. that would be a lame as heck way to die... and it's not like he can fight fire either... He looks up at Kondou's offered hand, then ignores it (because he's a punk) as he stands up. ]

I don't know. It might just turn out to be the exit. [ he brushes stray trash off his sleeves as he looks toward the dim, burning glow of the incinerator that's apparently not working at the moment??? okay ] It seems like the sort of annoying thing those people like to do.

[ CERES would totally disguise a giant death trap as an actual VIVID exit... He checks for his sword and wakizashi, which are thankfully still in place, before glancing back at Kondou. The haori... looks familiar? It's hard to tell when they've both been so thoroughly trashed, but. He looks back up, eyes narrowing as he takes in Kondou's completely unfamiliar features. why all this hostility out of nowhere... ]
rutenberg_spy: (sly)

[personal profile] rutenberg_spy 2016-01-01 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yo.

[totally playin' it all casual-like. Keeping things funny to make the Maoh smile.]

What's with that face? I don't smell that bad, do I?
onerous: (in that blinding light)

[personal profile] onerous 2016-01-01 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
How can we be friends if we don't even know each others' names?

[Yuri sort of...makes a face at this whole thing oops. But in an effort to not seem like a complete asshole, since she totally remembers this weird confusion from her first trip into ViViD, she'll answer.]

It's called ViViD-- it's a virtual reality simulator. So... none of this is real. We're in a game. [Yuri pauses for a long moment, tilting her head as she finally brings her hands down to her sides from their defensive position.] Do you know what that even is?
condoner: (112)

[personal profile] condoner 2016-01-01 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ still, she feels responsible for not being able to help when that's what she does best! ah, well. she'll definitely have to make up for it at some point. but her neutral face remains, even though she's frowning on the inside. ]

That may be right. There has to be a mission that we've to do if we want to log out.

[ she closes her eyes and just thinks of logging out, but nothing happens. you'd think they'd give the people who have been here longer a break, but apparently not. ]

There is likely a boss at the end of all this.
Edited 2016-01-01 05:33 (UTC)
timesout: made by  <user name="laenavesse"> (okay)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hello? We're not dumpster diving!

[ But way to pique her childlike curiosity with the trash you're treasuring there, Yata. Don't say "cool" and then not follow up on it!! She wants to know, she has to know! It's not fair if she doesn't know something that others do...! ]

...W-What did you find? [ Not that she cares or anything!!! ]
echoistic: (1.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-01 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
All right, pretty lady, my name's Rhys! No last name. There!

[Good thing he can't actually see the face she's making. The joys of sight problems! He clicks his tongue, looking pensive, and then:]

Nnnnnnope! Whoosh.

[He makes a horizontal movement with his hand above his head just to emphasize the point: that went way over his head.]
retorter: (are you clinically thick)

bo.....nus.......

[personal profile] retorter 2016-01-01 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ TO CUT HER HAIR RIGHT.... Souji looks on, looking remarkably neutral for someone who's just been garbage bag bonded with a complete stranger. His gaze flicks down to the knife in question, brow arching. ]

It's useless. The blade looks dull even from where I'm standing.

[ too dull to stab him with it or to cut this bag at least ]
unswerved: (d001)

[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-01 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh dammit!! he got caught. ]

It's a credit card, [ he mumbles, but elle should still be able to hear it. ] You know - it's practically money.
osuni: (b y e)

help

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-01 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[wow souji??? maybe if you listened and did what you were asked then they could have gotten out of this bag already?!?!]

I asked you to pick it up, not tell me what it looked like. [god who is this dude!!! jk Okuni is vaguely grateful that Souji has eyes, but you won't see her being grateful anytime soon. they're gonna be stuck together forever]
timesout: made by  <user name="laenavesse"> (surprise)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Money?!

[ Okay, normally that wouldn't interest Elle, let alone any child, but Yata is talking with a kid who has an eight figure debt to pay off. This is right up her alley! ]

Who would throw away that kinda thing? ...Can we find more?

[ Yeah, Rollo will be fine for now. ]
retorter: but the attack failed.... (souji used Attempted Murder!)

phase II

[personal profile] retorter 2016-01-01 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ WOAH THERE please slow your roll Kaoru... Souji immediately turns around once he hears that shout, but now he's wondering if he should have because too many things are happening and he doesn't understand??? He looks at Kaoru, who's still talking, then at Kaoru's haori, then back up only to hear the words 'I might not find her' followed by that question. ]

[ what.... what??? Look, he only turned around because he heard the words Kondou-san and Hijikata-san! He wouldn't have been too surprised if he had seen some totally unfamiliar dude in a Shinsengumi haori running around calling those names, but this one's just a... girl... Wearing. The haori. Which is something Souji knows his Hijikata would never allow, even Chizuru hadn't worn one. This is too confusing. And when things are confusing, it makes Souji incredibly hostile. ]

Who the hell are you? [ He's not wearing his Shinsengumi haori (he doesn't wear it outside in public anymore), but his swords are at his waist as always. He probably just looks like some angry samurai. ]
onerous: (They all fade away)

[personal profile] onerous 2016-01-01 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[She just looks a little more embarrassed--he might be laughing at her, and she thinks she probably deserves it after that stumbling around.

'Droids' is an interesting term for them. She tilts her head but doesn't question it--probably just what they're called where he's from, after all--and pushes herself to her feet.
] Just scratches and bruises, nothing that won't heal on its own. What is--

[The incinerator does it's stuttering start-stop that makes Yuri lose her balance briefly before straightening again, expression tinged with a vague sort of annoyance. She waits a second or two to see if it'll do it again, before gesturing to his lightsaber]

What is that?
unswerved: (pic#9832797)

[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-01 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
What?

[ way to take him by surprise. he blinks a couple of times before he figures out what exactly is going on. ]

You wanna find more of it? [ that's what she just asked, yata. ] There might be some more, but we'd have to look all over this dump.

[ oh, but here's an idea— ]

Here. [ yata takes the card out of his pocket and hands it to elle. ] You probably need it more than I do.

[ but there's a 100% chance that there's no more credits left in it. ]
retorter: (why??? would i care)

pointless.... get it :)

[personal profile] retorter 2016-01-01 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ both of these ungrateful morons, permanently stuck in each other's company. ]

I don't see why I should listen to you. [ Give him a reason, Okuni!! ] Are you going to give me a reason, or just keep on making pointless demands?
kuritsun: (ignores)

i

[personal profile] kuritsun 2016-01-01 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, I can't.

[ something that she sounds less than thrilled about, herself - but at least this guy has his heart in the right place, asking the scientific questions. She'll give him points for that. She'll also give him points for being a person and not more smelly, awful garbage. This is probably one of the most terrible things she'd had to deal with yet, and that's including the ghosts, zombies, and humiliating personalized MMO weapon.

She's desperately trying to rub a stain out of her sleeve when he calls for her; she's still doing that while she approaches, though her efforts appear to be in vain. ]


Technically speaking, this is a simulation, but I'm not sure where our physical bodies are being kept.
specialization: (control.)

[personal profile] specialization 2016-01-01 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
A boss...

["a giant trash monster" is the first thing to come to mind, but then again, it could be something entirely unexpected. invisible until they pass some sort of boundary or complete this aforementioned mission.]

What sort of bosses does ViViD usually contain?

[mainly so he can start formulating a plan of attack.]
swordplays: (030)

[personal profile] swordplays 2016-01-01 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not that he wants to get into an argument with a child, but he's already has his patience tested enough just from waking up stuck like this. And, perfect, now she's decided to start throwing feet, as if that's going to help. He takes a moment to weigh the pros and cons of actually shaking a child, but decides against it.] Your voice is annoying, actually. But I don't care if you can walk or not... that's obviously not the problem. Quiet down for a minute while I try to actually do something about this.

[This is... this is a good time to produce a knife in his free hand, right? Super non-threatening, and all.]
tiarae: (Sigh)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-01 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
S-something like that.....

[But oh. Usagi is even less happy when she turns around and finds Hikari there, that much younger voice belonging to a child. Still, the way she said that, asked if Usagi was lost too meant she obviously was as well. So she wasn't going to get any answers from this girl to know which direction to go in proceeding to get out of here.

Regardless, even Usagi surely can't just abandon the lost kid. Better to stick together, that way she can make sure this girl gets out of here as well, right? So Usagi sighs before seeming much more determined, straightening and putting her hands on her hips.]


Don't worry. I'll figure something out and get both of us back home, okay? Well. Both of us and your cat there.

[Seriously. Where is Luna? She'd surely at least have a much better idea of.....just what the heck happened here. What to do.]


timesout: (Default)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
I--

I don't need your charity money!

[ She says as she swipes it out of his hand and pockets it before he can change his mind. SHE DOES ABSOLUTELY NEED MONEY, even just to survive in this weird dimension for the time being. ]

Why is this world so dirty and smelly anyway? I can barely breathe through my mouth! [ Somehow she's blaming the nearest person for this post-apocalyptic world. ]
osuni: (HOW S C A N D A L O U S)

HELP

[personal profile] osuni 2016-01-01 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[THANKS CERES....]

My, [Okuni starts, eyes widening!! about to say something annoying and probably get herself shinsengumi stabbed but then her hip jostles the edge of his katana and she blinks. once, then twice. this guy had a sword all along??] ...Are you a swordsman? Or is this --

[JOSTLE JOSTLE] Just for show?
stillinbloom: (my mom just asked me about sexting)

[personal profile] stillinbloom 2016-01-01 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Kaoru blinks in surprise, putting her hands up in a 'calm down' gesture] Hey, come on now... [Despite that her arms drop to her side-- well one does, the other rests on her own swords in a deliberate gesture.]

I'm really not looking to fight a human today, okay? Our reputation is bad enough... [She laughs a little, but it sounds forced. Still she bows politely.]

I'm Okita of the Shinsengumi! Keeping Kyoto's streets safe from demons and stuff, you know? Sound familiar...?
moribound: (22)

Bonus!

[personal profile] moribound 2016-01-01 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Not by breaking out of it, I think. [Minato has had similarly little luck finding someone before passing out trying to summon his Persona to see if it can help him, and he's honestly just glad to have some company here, even if he feels like this has nothing to do with spring cleaning or recycling.

He tugs at the trash bag binding the both of them and stares at it for a moment before looking back at Rise.]
No tears...we might have better luck pulling it at the same time.
timesout: (pic#9869071)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh my god, this creep wants to silence her with a knife??? ]

W-Wait, you don't have to do that! [ No, don't plead, threaten them! ] You don't want to! One of my friends is a king and you'll be sorry if you try anything!!

[ She's kicking him anyway, on purpose this time, because she's panicking?? Why are people with glasses so shady? ]
condoner: (109)

[personal profile] condoner 2016-01-01 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ that is a very good question. akane hums in thought before answering. ]

It depends on what kind of game you play, really.

[ and as much as she wants to elaborate further, she would rather hold off on it because it's so tough to be inhaling such ghastly fumes. instead, she offers a suggestion. one that comes out of her imagination. ]

In this place, it's probably garbage that eventually became sentient for being here so long.