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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

adornmental: (he's judging someone's underwear)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-02 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sometimes his instincts don't fail him!! Except it doesn't really help in this case, where Okuni is just ignoring the shit out of his attempts to back away somewhat sneakily. RUDE.]

You're the second person to say that. [GOSH. He doesn't know why he looks like this, okay!! He technically looked this way even back before he was summoned... A mystery, just like "why was Kashuu summoned with his nails already painted??"]

A-ny-way, my master made this body for me, so maybe he had something to do with what it looks like.
adornmental: (you keep holding on with broken arms)

after wasooj and hakusooj, they need another good souji...

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-01-02 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'd rather not die of rabies too, so yes, good show all around! He can live to be covered in garbage another day.

That said, he's pretty quiet as she works - unnaturally so for him, not that she'd know it. If he wasn't so exhausted and upset, he'd probably think it's kind of funny that he accused Okita Kaoru of being from some freaky AU world where Okita was a girl and then... actually ran into a girl version of Okita. His luck is something else. And because of that, he doesn't really need confirmation, but he asks anyway:]


...So you're Okita Souji, right?

[MMM WHATCHA SAAAY]
digiteyesed: (pic#9548307)

[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-02 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm, they talk about that, but basically all I've seen happen is every so often we all get thrown to the wolves and they sit up in their ivory towers safe and sound. I've been here two months and they haven't asked me to do anything, I haven't heard anything from them about this 'war' of theirs. Anyway, I wouldn't trust them as far as I can throw them.

[Bitter, who's bitter?]
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-02 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alright, she knows you're a little freaked out, but laughing at her name is not cool.]

Hey, I only have two. There's a lot of pompous idiots that have way more than that.

[When you meet as many rich and powerful people as Weiss has, you learn to anticipate very long names. And yes, they do want you to say the whole thing when you greet them.]

"Miss" is an honorific for a young, unmarried woman. "Weiss" is my first name, and what people should call me. "Schnee" is the name of my family. I'm the heiress to the Schnee Dust Company, maybe you've heard of us?

[Her name may also literally mean "Snow White" but TOTALLY NOT A PRINCESS.]
oneirism: (I've got nothing clever around you)

Phase III

[personal profile] oneirism 2016-01-02 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is officially The Worst. At least to Lapis.

Because for someone who is proud of her cute, clean clothes and awesome hair, being stuck amongst garbage is the worst thing ever - even if it's only a game. It doesn't help that it seems like said game is trying to kill them too.

At least Lapis can cheat and get her ghost body to carry her up a bit when the garbage is pulled towards it's fiery demise, huffing quietly as she watches it all being pulled in. Though seeing someone suddenly shot into the air is more interesting than watching garbage burn, so she turns her attention to that. Blinking up at Rhys, and then blinking even more when he calls out.]


... I am. Kinda... More like halfway down. [And at least there doesn't seem to be anyone nearby actually stuck in the garbage... Not that they would be in much danger now, with how incinerator is glitching out.]
dereban: ❥ all icons are my own unless otherwise denoted. (Default)

[personal profile] dereban 2016-01-02 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ How can he say that it's fine so easily? Well, she doesn't mind if it doesn't bother him too much, but this is still very much embarrassing. ]

Yeah, I guess so. Maybe we should time our steps on the count of three to make sure we don't... you know, trip.
corona: (‣ second best face)

princesses unite

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Woah, talk about comprehensive learning. Why don't more people in this possible dreamworld speak as concisely and with such clarity as that? Rapunzel, though she likely won't admit it, is hastily becoming a fan of listening to Weiss's voice. ]

I see. [ It also has the side benefit of stopping the laughter. ] I suppose... Where I come from - or, rather, because of where I come from, I only ever had the need for the one name. Rapunzel.

Sorry, though. I've never heard of a "company" that makes dust. We try not to keep it around in the Tower. [ H E H couldn't help herself ]
Edited 2016-01-02 22:14 (UTC)
corona: (‣ i know you've got it figured out)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
My body is a perfectly suitable temperature right now, thank you. [ Does she sound a bit snippy still? Surely it's no one's imagination... Rather than calming her down, the reassurance he's plying her with only serves to raise that guard the tiniest bit higher.

Not that she'll make it difficult to fix. ]
Why would you do that? It's... like you said: you don't know me.
corona: (‣ incredulous)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
War?

[ There are few words in the – English?? language that make a person feel their life may be in danger more than "war". ]

What do you mean "do anything"? Is this... slavery? Were we kidnapped? Oh my gosh, we - we have to get away from here! I'm not even supposed to be outside. I mean - Ene. You don't sound like you like them very much yourself.
meouch: (pic#9876283)

[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-02 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ okay, he can't stop the little chuckle that escapes from "chatty knight", or from her... pretty energetic rambling. he picks up the end of the tail of his belt at his back, twirling it idly. ]

Chatty [ he says the chat in it like the french chat, as he can't keep away from Horrible Puns ] Knight is more fitting than you'd think, though you'd be the first to give me a name like that.

[ chat can return those smirks right back, too. ]

I'm from France. And in France, they just stick to the simple. My actual name, Chat—well, it isn't quite my actual name... [ super secret hero identities and all, but that's a complicated thing. ] More of a codename, but they don't think of something as clever as Chatty Knight.

Am I allowed to ask where you come from?
dereban: ❥ all icons are my own unless otherwise denoted. (Default)

phase iv

[personal profile] dereban 2016-01-02 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ While normally the idea of someone slipping a banana peel would be rather comedic, in this case it's just... pitiful. This teenager can't help but let out a ragged sigh, pinching the bridge of her nose as she tries to grab her hand to stop her from falling. ]

Ah, uh-- are you alright?
digiteyesed: (pic#9548397)

[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-02 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[She didn't mean to scare her that badly, but it is the truth, isn't it? Ene feels bad hearing her say she's not even supposed to be outside, that's right, Rapunzel spent her life trapped in a tower in the story didn't she? If this is her first time outside... That's just sad.]

I'm not their biggest fan, no. And they've got eyes everywhere. [So no open conspiracy talk!!]

But don't worry! Everyone is strong, so we can handle whatever gets thrown at us. A cute girl like you will make plenty of friends to help her, no problem~ It's not all doom and gloom and trash here.
myxsotis: (curiosity collared the kotori)

snugs

[personal profile] myxsotis 2016-01-02 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Just when she'd managed to calm down, the sight of the other girl trying and failing to shake off the swordfish was too much for her, and off she went again. In her defence, she doesn't get many opportunities to laugh at anyone else. Except Heisuke, maybe.

Still, when she finally stops laughing, she can't help but feel bad, so she hurries over to help. ]
I-I'm so sorry... Let me try to-- [ To pull it, that is. But it most certainly is not budging. Well. ]

... Shall we try and find something to pull it off with? [ What's better than this, girls dumpster diving together. ]
pseudonyms: (Tonight I'm finding a way)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-02 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The dumbest? [What a question to ask.] The dumbest would be if this sewer didn't have an exit and we had to fight a giant rat or something to escape. [That's not even dumb, that's kind of like something she'd expect out of the Midnight Channel, actually.] Or that all of this is really a dream and we're going to wake up in a white room. What kind of a dream would that be?

[She's still walking, though at a fork in their path she chooses for them to go left. They can be lost together.] Things are even dumber than that?
lightrays: (Default)

i love bad life choices!

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-02 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Rey considers her carefully. There's nothing immediately threatening about this woman, though the armor doesn't go unnoticed by her. Who wears armor except for those who regularly got into fights? ]

Who are you? [ Though the unspoken question is, "are you a friend or a foe?" As much as Rey might like to find someone she trusts out here, considering the circumstances, she doesn't know quite what to believe anymore.

At least she lowers her staff, though its kept tight in her grip. ]
lightrays: (Default)

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-02 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Whatever kind of a response she was expecting, it definitely wasn't this, and it leaves her more nonplussed than anything.

A hard look. ]
I'll "watch it" when you tell me who you are and what you're doing. [ Why would she be a woman of caves??? ]
pseudonyms: (Tonight take all the ghosts)

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-02 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless you've got a pair of scissors or something else really sharp? I'm out of ideas. [Hmph! She huffs at that, though not as annoyed as she's letting on even as she continues to think. Could Kanzeon possibly cut them out of this...?] What if we try slipping out one at a time from the bottom? There has to be an opening we can use.
lightrays: (Default)

yessssss

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-02 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she's more than a little wary, but it isn't like she has a lot of choices here. For now, she's going to have to work with him and hope he isn't someone who's going to turn on her as soon as their mutually beneficial partnership is over.

She has a good feeling about him, though, so she goes with her gut. ]
We don't have many other options. See if you can find anything that could be used as a rope. Wire, old clothes, that sort of thing. I could fashion something like a grappling hook and then we wouldn't have to build it up so far.

[ Hey, there are lots of resources in the trash. ]
niceguypose: (unbearably cheery)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-02 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh right, they're trying to avoid certain death. Once Lee remembers this, he starts walking briskly alongside her.]

Yes! It would not be official, but I would be glad to give you a nickname! What do you think of... Blossomfist?!

But, it is alright if your family does not have a name! That should mean that you are free to appoint one yourself...!

As for my home? [A confident chuckle.] It is alluded to in my title. I hail from Konoha Village!! It is located in the Land of Fire...
corona: (‣ i'm the end of your telescope)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She'll make sure to get a good if, ideally, inconspicuous look at that tail of his, eyes darting there and back again in a flash. Is that appreciation she's hearing for her improvised nickname?

Two can play the smirk game on easy mode. ]


You are. I won't promise I'll answer. [ inserting a look here to underline the SRSNESS of that ] ...but. You can improve your odds by helping me find some cover. I don't know how they do survival in France either, but you can tell me all about it when we're not out here in the smelly open. Deal, chat? [ badly imitating that French accent right back atcha! ]
corona: (‣ and when i'm at the edge)

1/2

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ stop

BLOSSOMFIST ]
timesout: (pic#9869077)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe this girl is crazier than Elle thought. Just maybe. ]

...I'm Elle.

I don't have any weapons, though. Ludger won't let me shoot the pistols...
rightfully: (pic#7915157)

and by that i mean bonus

[personal profile] rightfully 2016-01-02 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's simply - careful malevolence.

[ Bound, yes, and back-to-back. Lucina had awoken with a start a few minutes ago, having been set carefully in a seated position, legs draped out in front of her and Falchion at an awkward angle. Every few moments, she can feel the jut of his ponytail up against the back of her head.

She grimaces, but otherwise lets no unease shake her voice. She's even sounding, and if she doesn't sound precisely gentle nor does she sound disconcertingly severe.

Sighs, but not at him, and says - ]


We need to stand up together, alright? Can you do that?
Edited 2016-01-02 23:18 (UTC)
pseudonyms: (I'm thinkin')

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-02 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Four for you Rock Lee, you go Rock Lee. It doesn't take her long to steady herself and if it weren't for the fact she's covered in filth, too, she might be a little more grossed out. All she can do right now is be grateful that she's not alone anymore.]

I'll try not to. [She tries not to laugh out of sheer relief, tilting her head as she gets a closer look at her rescuer. Of course this isn't anyone she's met before, but it's worth memorizing people.] But...now we're both stuck in here. Any ideas how to get back out? [She's a little too short to jump out herself, but this guy's, like, a ninja or something. He has some pretty good skills.]

[personal profile] risingforce 2016-01-02 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[He is indeed decked out in full Jedi padawan robes! He also has the trademark fairly short hair except for the Padawan braid.]

That makes two of us.

You haven't seen another Jedi around here, have you? He's older, human, with a short beard and longer hair.

[There you go, Luke, how's that for a hint.]
Edited 2016-01-02 23:22 (UTC)