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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

walkingby: (good enough to eat mmm)

[personal profile] walkingby 2016-01-01 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL that is a legitimate thing to want in this situation, so he interprets that as Elle being Very Enthusiastic About Leaving. He pushes the rest of the bottles to the side, before nodding.]

I was just about to leave myself! You're welcome to join me of course -- oh, and your friend as well.

[good thing Timcanpy is squirreled away in his pocket where it can't distract fat cats... also how is Allen gonna leave??? he doesn't seem to have anything handy with him like rope. He straightens up and peers up the chute, then looks back at Elle and holds out his hand. sTRANGER DANGER i mean]

I don't think it'll take too long to get back up there.
incendire: (oh oh oh she's following me)

iv

[personal profile] incendire 2016-01-01 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ There is no reason for why Genos wouldn't respond to someone calling out to him, however when he sees Lop he can't help but do a quick once over him before reacting to his request. It's not a strange sight to take in but however he is a bit taken back from it.

Not that it's physically notable as his expression seems to stay rather indifferent (grumpy, but indifferent).
]

It's no bother to me. Are you ready? [ And simply as he replies, he'll place his hands on either side of the guitar and begin to pull on it. Hopefully it does not rip any clothing as he pulls it away? ]
antecede: (↺ lol who needs rest)

[personal profile] antecede 2016-01-01 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to tell me twice to be careful. Thanks.

[though that answer gets a little distracted by the rat scrambling over his boot. FROWNING INTENSIFIES. he doesn't exactly kick the rat off his shoe or anything, but he does shake his foot a little to hurry it on its way. away from him, thank you.]

Luke Skywalker, [he replies, since there's no particular reason not to be honest.] They could be worse, at least. This isn't the strangest way I've ever met someone.

[for instance, you aren't like two feet tall and throwing all of his things into the mud.]

I have another question for you: how'll I know if I meet someone from CERES?
Edited 2016-01-01 04:01 (UTC)
swordsitter: (wake up to stars in the sky)

[personal profile] swordsitter 2016-01-01 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ ah, good old rats. it wouldn't be a trash heap without them. haru takes a moment to watch the rodent scurry away before glancing back up at luke. luke.. skywalker? doesn't that sound familiar..? he could swear he's heard the name before. alas for haru, he's not pop-culture savvy. particularly regarding pop-culture from a couple of centuries ago.

still, he dismisses the nagging familiarity for the moment, instead gesturing luke to follow him as he starts to try finding some kind of path through all the garbage. ]
--Probably best to start moving. Staying in one place too long in ViViD is a bad idea. And anyway, we have to find a way out.

[ at the question, though, he makes a musing noise, shrugging and then stumbling a little as part of the heap gives way. he catches his balance awkwardly against a broken floor-lamp, straightening again with a roll of his eyes toward heaven. give him patience to deal with all these shenanigans. ] Um. [ right. question. ] I think we've only ever seen two of them. They mostly don't mingle with us. But believe me, you'll know those two-- they don't hide it.
Edited 2016-01-01 04:08 (UTC)
antecede: (↺ intense background eyerolling)

[personal profile] antecede 2016-01-01 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[hi hello there, new friend! which is to say that he nods at her when he sees her, turning his lightsaber in her direction as a source of light -- aimed upwards like a beacon, however, to keep from looking threatening or accidentally hitting anyone. he opens his mouth to answer her first question, pauses when she continues, and then ducks his head slightly and shakes it as a smile creeps across his face. he doesn't want to seem like he's laughing at her!!]

They got me too, alright. Someone oughta have those droids looked at. [especially after he might've slashed through a lot of them.] Are you hurt anywhere?

[getting thrown into a pit of incineration doom notwithstanding.]
swirlied: (15)

heck yeah

[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-01 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ah... He feels bad having a girl stuck in a garbage bag with him, especially since he smells like garbage right now. ]

Wait. They expect us to complete the level like this?
timesout: (pic#9869071)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ YATA WHY DID YOU THINK THIS IS OKAY, THIS IS NOT OKAY ]

Aahh!! [ When Elle emerges from the pile of rubbish, she flops around some more as she struggles to get her head out of a plastic bag. At least it has holes so there's no danger of suffocating, BUT THIS IS TOO GROSS REGARDLESS and she's not getting any assistance from the kitty. ] What happened?! Rollo, are you here?
condoner: (114)

phase i

[personal profile] condoner 2016-01-01 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ akane, like all other people, wasn't exactly prepared to get sucked into vivid. she likes playing video games to pass the time, but to suddenly have to play a game while unprepared is totally different. and while she was sucked into vivid, it also sucked the life out of her, because it doesn't seem like she's having fun at all.

chrollo spots her as she's walking through the dump, a hand covering both her mouth and nose. but for the sake of being polite in a conversation, she removes her hand from her face and bows. ]


Hello. It's just ViViD testing out something new. [ that's what she guesses, anyway. ] I'm not sure what the goal is, especially when we can't even log out. . . I'm sorry.
echoistic: (13.)

[personal profile] echoistic 2016-01-01 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Rhys would make it his greeting for fun, except wow, that's such a waste of perfectly good bottles.

Once she speaks, he grins.]


Excellent-o. Then as the first person I've met in this place, I officially declare you my best friend! And 'cause we're now buddies, you should, uh, tell me where I am, since I sure don't know.
incendire: (this morning she wasn't there)

genos | one punch man

[personal profile] incendire 2016-01-01 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I.;
[ Perhaps if there’s anything to be anything to be especially thankful about his new body and how it functions, is the way that he can voluntarily turn off certain aspects of himself if they are needed. Normally, there would not be a need to turn off his sensors but given how he was not just surrounded by mounds of garbage, but nearly submerge in the filth, it was deemed beneficial.

Though…where was he supposed to go from here?

This was supposed to be a lesson in how to reuse, reduce, and recycle, was it not? A noble message however Genos isn’t too certain about the method of all of this.
]
BONUS;
[ What the hell does this have to do with recycling indeed? Honestly all of the events prior and leading up to this moment have been one huge question and a trial for him. However, even though he’s now attached to the closest other person to him by something that was not entirely in his control—Genos tries to remain calm about the whole situation.

Perhaps it might be a bit sobering to be considered like garbage like this, but it could have been a mistake made by the robots that were designed to sort the trash to get him mixed up. He was all too familiar with what he looked like and perhaps they might have gotten it all mixed up. However, given the current situation, it doesn’t appear to be the case at all.

This is why he’ll turn to his new partner with a very serious expression and ask them something that has been bothering him for a while—
]

Do you know anything about how this place and how they handle their garbage? I do not believe they are getting the message that they wish to get across correctly.
WILDCARD;
[ HIT ME WITH WHATEVER! ]
timesout: made by  <user name="laenavesse"> (ahaha)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... [ STRANGER DANGER INDEED, but he does seem pretty nice, too. So were the baddies from her world. ]

Hello? Do you see a ladder anywhere? There's no way you can get out that way!
swirlied: (16)

[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-01 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ You know, this guy is probably right. But Yuuri still can't help but dwell on this. ]

Do you think they want us to pick it all up...?
swirlied: (34)

[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-01 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Honestly, of all things Yuuri expected seeing Yozak was most definitely not one of them. ]

Y-Yozak... [ He can't even answer the question because all Yuuri can do right now is stand there in shock and try to hold back tears—which isn't working very well. ]
swirlied: (1)

[personal profile] swirlied 2016-01-01 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly... I'm not sure if this is an improvement.

[ But really how did they both end up here, at the same time? ]

This just has to be a really weird dream.
stillinbloom: (No that was before the police came)

Kaoru Okita | Kidou Shinsengumi Moeyo Ken

[personal profile] stillinbloom 2016-01-01 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Phase I: A]

Gross...! [This is... probably not the worst day of her life, honestly. She heaves a deep sigh and picks her way out of the trash pile, using her sheathed sword to push some of the trash about but-- This is getting nowhere.]

Argh! My word is law; come forth immediately and make it so! I'm counting on you, my summoned gods!

[Four tiny children burst forth from the pile and begin enthusiastically moving trash aside. When Kaoru's hand pops out of the pile, two of the kids (??) grab it and help pull her out.

The girl that emerges looks like she's definitely seen better days and... is that a Shinsengumi haori she's wearing?? ?? Weird.
] Thanks, godlings! [She's just happy to be out of that hellhole and plants her hands on her hips, looking around.]

Now, where is this...? That powerpoint thingy wasn't true, was it? [She frowns, brow furrowing in concern as the little kid-gods fly around her, keeping a look-out.]

[Phase I: B]

[After successfully extracting herself from the garbage and maybe figuring out, somewhat, what's going on, Kaoru takes to the streets. She's dismissed the godlings now, and is striking out on her own!

She's got this. She just has to find the other two Shinsengumi members.

After a minute of trying to search on her own, she gives up the pretense of being stealthy and cups her hands over her mouth to shout as loud as she can:
]

Kondou-san! Hijikata-san! Come on you guys, where are you!?

Hey--! [Uh-oh, you've been spotted! Kaoru hurries over, plastering a friendly smile on.] Have you seen Kondou-san or Hijikata-san? Oh, um-- They're wearing haori like mine! And Kondou-san's... probably got a broken sword, and Hijikata-san usually has a gun?

...Actually, if Kondou-san's sword broke again I might not find her for a while if she's hiding... [Kaoru trails off, then perks up again] Uh! Anyway! Does any of that sound familiar?

[Phase III]

My papers! [Forget this fire nonsense, Kaoru's too busy patting herself down frantically.] My godlings! Where did they-- Hey! Don't move!

[She immediately turns her attention on whoever else is in the room, practically pouncing on them.] Look around! Do you see any shikigami summoning papers!? They must have fallen out-- I need them!

[She's about 5 seconds away from shaking the daylights out of you if you don't start looking stat.]
Edited 2016-01-01 04:42 (UTC)
dereban: ❥ all icons are my own unless otherwise denoted. (Default)

[personal profile] dereban 2016-01-01 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Don't worry, she's dealt with garbage before. She can turn her nose up at it. ]

I think so. It's the only explanation. Sorry about this, though...
hijiwanwan: (14)

opens doors hello dad im here, also phase i!

[personal profile] hijiwanwan 2016-01-01 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh god. Hijikata is getting way too old for this. he's tired? when will he be free from this weirdo ViViD stuff. honestly, this is so disgusting? here is Hijikata, trying to pull whatever trash he can that somehow got stuck in his hair (because the hair is important here ok. it's a charm point?).

at first he wasn't in too much of a hurry because Hijikata has slowly been getting use to the awfully weird things that happens in this place but then he hears a voice telling him to get out of the way-!?

oh. oh no.

Hijikata listens to the voice almost like it's a natural instinct, he dives out of the way (ew more trash) then begins to follow as he's urged to hurry. Hijikata is almost in a daze since everything is happening rather fast and stares at the figure for awhile, blinking his eyes... Ah- he should say something, huh. ]


Kondou-san? Geez... This is almost too good to be true. [ oh my god? kondou-san!?!? ]
unswerved: (026)

[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-01 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ yata spins in the air before landing - not that elle could probably see - and finds himself a couple of feet away from her and the cat. the drones are still hovering above them, but it doesn't seem like they'll be pulling anybody into the air. for now, anyway.

he gurgles and almost throws up when he breathes in, but manages to hold it in. his priority is to see if elle is okay!! and the cat too, i guess. so with his skateboard in hand, he runs to another pile of garbage to yell at elle's direction. ]


Hey, you alright?! [ ah... why so loud. he spots the girl, but where is kamamoto the fat cat??? ]
mythopoeic: (One of the bamboo sticks broke)

phase i!

[personal profile] mythopoeic 2016-01-01 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Despite looking like some Heian-era noble lady, Kaguya sure can move! Her eyes sharpen and she's easily able to get out of the way, avoiding the door and its...driver...??]

Hurr-- [HURRY FROM WHAT? But that question doesn't take long to get answered before she hurries after Kondou.

In retrospect, she should just grab him and teleport, but she's starting to learn that most humans don't take too kindly to that happening to them so suddenly. Still, as they reach the bottom, she reaches out to grab his hand, tugging him to the side
] This way, my lord, please! [If they can manage it, they can probably slam into an alleyway near some buildings and avoid the rest of the trash. Maybe. Or maybe Kaguya'll have to teleport regardless. WHO KNOWS.]
timesout: (pic#9869078)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Forget the fat cat for a second, you have an irritated loli to deal with first, because the moment she gets that plastic bag off her head she tries throwing it at Yata

Needless to say, the throw was so weak that it doesn't even reach him. ]


Do I look alright?! I'm covered in yuck all thanks to you!
mythopoeic: (I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots)

3

[personal profile] mythopoeic 2016-01-01 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Somehow she's still coming out of this looking rather pristine, which is certainly saying something. She hovers near him as he's passed out, concerned on how to help him here-- should she start fanning him with her bamboo wand or something?? How does one help passed out humans, she's not really sure. Typically they get passed off to the medics and they take it from there. Healing magic isn't her forte.

So it's a sigh of relief that greets him when he wakes up, Kaguya smiling gently-- she's not too perturbed by their potential fiery demise--and speaks when the incinerator stops.
] Thank goodness you are alright, my lord. I was afraid to move you in case you had been seriously injured.

[The incinerator starts for a few seconds and then stutters to a stop again, making her frown.] Are you alright to move? We should move further up, away from the center.
unswerved: (084)

[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-01 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
You're not the only one. . .

[ he looks away for a bit, feeling some shame for having let down a kid like this. but it's this is better than being kidnapped by a drone, right? ]


Sounds like you're okay to me. [ HE EVEN HUFFS OUT A LAUGH, look at this guy. ] Where's that thing with you earlier?
specialization: (recognition.)

[personal profile] specialization 2016-01-01 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[easy enough to pull up a light, genial smile as he shifts position, balancing his body weight on a piece of...well, it could be called rubble, but it's difficult to tell. easy to look at her, take a subtle measure and choose the next path to take.]

There's no need to apologize, it's not like it's your fault.

[and not like he was in any major hurry to get somewhere.]

Perhaps the goal is for us to find a way to log out? An item hidden in this landscape or some condition we have to fulfill.
notsolomon: (pic#9603520)

[personal profile] notsolomon 2016-01-01 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I really hope not.

[He looks around, even more disgusted now, because that is a horrifying thought. He's not built for that much physical labor.]

Because I am certainly not doing it.
timesout: (pic#9869071)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-01 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
What thing-- [ !!! ]

Oh, no! Rollo! I gotta find Rollo! [ She starts rummaging through the trash, even picking up a used ketchup bottle before throwing it in a random direction. DOUBLE GROSS.

Then she looks back at her hero. ]


What are you doing just standing there? Help me dig, okay?!