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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

unswerved: (pic#9553713)

oh my god!!!!! (also phase i)

[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-02 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ hisui. have you ever seen a genius ride his skateboard through the trash to get to places? probably not. but you're definitely seeing one now! here is yata, aways from where hisui is and even clueless to the fact that the green king is here, riding on his skateboard. the wheels are covered in pinkish flames and he looks """"cool""""!!!!

that is, until he hits a used car tire and loses his balance. now have a genius rolling down the mountain of trash and landing by your feet. ]


Dammit...
timesout: (pic#9869000)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's good that Rapunzel is on board with rescuing Rollo at least, which makes Elle okay with being bossed around as she gets back on the ground. Not wasting any time, she immediately begins sprinting, even if she loses her balance a couple times whenever she steps on something slippery or loose. ]

We gotta get him back! I'm supposed to look after him!!

terrible

[personal profile] wheresmyhaori 2016-01-02 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Ow!

[Souji instinctively reaches over to rub her mistreated ribs and fails because of a certain trash bag. She gives the person next to her a bit of a sour look because she can't help but suspect he jabbed her on purpose.]

I just need my arm free. So I can fight off any drones in case more come.

[She takes a small moment to be grateful that Kiyomitsu isn't stuck inside the bag. A trash bag is no place for a quality katana!]

So could you... scoot over a bit?

[She jerks the shoulder nearest to him up. No, she has not given up on getting her arm free. Standing around doing nothing has never been her thing.]
floramentirosa: (How did we get here?)

iv

[personal profile] floramentirosa 2016-01-02 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[It's enough to make her retch. Minatsuki simply raises an incredulous, unimpressed eyebrow as she can practically hear the tiny sad violin playing over his equally sad attempt at a trek over to the dumpster of destiny from where she's standing behind him, mainly out of morbid curiosity as to where he's going to take this little theatre act.

The moment he coughs up what appears to be the beginnings of a lung, however, she tromps toward and right over him with a loud, disdainful snort.]


You've gotta be shitting me. Even with your fucking cholera or tuberculosis infected ass, you couldn't make it three more goddamn steps? [She looks down at Sougo with an equally derisive sneer, flipping him the finger.] And you'd better keep your head down.

[The spoiled milk is casually tossed aside with a wrinkle of Minatsuki's nose; it...may or may not either land on or get on him in the process. The porno mag gets a snort, and is also casually thrown over her shoulder... which, again, may or may not land on him.

That's when she sees the eyemask.

Cue eyebrow raise, as she picks it up gingerly. Her expression becomes so flat, it rivals the medieval concept of the world at large, as she turns back around to look at him.]


Define 'heirloom,' jackass, because I'm pretty fucking sure this is junk just like the rest of this shit.
corona: (‣ around my hands)

1/3

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
...Huh?

[ Everything freezes (pun not intended, given the icy downpour). Her expression, her muscles. It's all still suddenly. Does this stunning, long-haired girl not know what she's talking about?

It's important to note, of course, that while Rapunzel didn't think this was actually a mirror reality at any point, she still has no idea how to think of it otherwise. This is all so unbelievably overwhelming and– ]
unswerved: (081)

[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-02 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
A baddie. [ he has to repeat that word because it just sounds dumb. sorry, elle. ]

We probably have to fight a boss.

[ he looks elle over, then switches to rollo, then back at elle. ] Can you two fight?
corona: (‣ than you do. closer than you do)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ ayyy lmao this girl has no idea what she's talking about HER HAIR IS PROBABLY NOT LITERALLY MAGIC ]
corona: (‣ HEHEHEHEHEHEH EE  H)

3/3

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is a disaster. ]

Of course it doesn't! [ Er. Perhaps shouting a little forcefully there. She stumbles back, lands on her butt in a puddle of diesel, stands, and raises both palms in defence. It's pretty pathetic. ] I mean - yeah, of course. I know! I-I know. Um. D-Did you say you had friends around here? That sounds nice! Let's... find your friends now, Miss...?
stillinbloom: (Default)

[personal profile] stillinbloom 2016-01-02 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Ummm...

[This guy's weird, she decides, staring at him as he laughs himself silly. She feels like maybe she should try to defend Hijikata's honor-- he is the dad of one of her teammates and best friend, but... She's also not Toshie, so she's not sure if it'd actually bother the older woman or not.

But hey, if Toshizou is here then maybe...
] H-hey! What about Kondou-san? Eh, that is... Kondou Yuko-san's father! Is Kondou Isami-san here too!? [And her own, but she'll get to that in a minute bc Kondou's kind of a little more important being, you know, the actual leader of the original Shinsengumi and all.]
tiarae: (My heart's a kaleiodoscope)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-02 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Usagi. Usagi Tsukino. And you?

[There's. Definitely something going on there. Why had this girl thought Usagi's hair would be valuable? Though really. The other girl's hair was pretty long too. Also blonde. But that didn't necessarily....mean anything? Does it? She's not sure. But Usagi simply tilts her head, about to offer a hand when Rapunzel manages to pick herself back up from stumbling like that.]

Well, I'm not sure if my friends really are here. But maybe. If I am, at least one or more of them might be and I just haven't found them yet.
newtimes: (pic#9282832)

get rid of them all of them except this one she can stay for now (also 1/a few)

[personal profile] newtimes 2016-01-02 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
( Why.

Mutsu looks down at his sleeve and gives it a listless shake. Let him go. Set him free.
)

I dunno? Maybe?

( Look? He's trying to escape from here? And hah! Like he'll ever confess to seeing Sakamoto! Hahaha, you'll never catch him, Shinsengumi! But wait. )
hijiwanwan: (02)

well this is Hijikata so, what else did you expect???

[personal profile] hijiwanwan 2016-01-02 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ shit... really. ]

You mean there's more?

[ then he looks at Souji with a glare. ] I told you to stop moving! It's not even working! I almost forgot how bad some women are at listening, tch... [ a sigh. ]

Maybe if I can reach my swords we can get out... Would it work, I wonder...
newtimes: (pic#9790497)

[personal profile] newtimes 2016-01-02 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
( --He's the next best thing! ) Huh? ( --he can help me look for them! ) Are ya sure--...
retorter: (are you clinically thick)

like okuni wouldn't

[personal profile] retorter 2016-01-02 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okuni is fast becoming Souji's least favorite teenager, except not because she just made a helpful suggestion! This is better than shittalking... ]

I can't unsheathe it. [ They're Stuck Together. Souji looks around for another alternative... Which is in front of his face, apparently! ] What about your kanzashi?
findpeace: (Default)

probably just more trouble.

[personal profile] findpeace 2016-01-02 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
You're the jerk!

[A shove to Sasuke's shoulder that definitely has more force behind it than the last one, not enough to knock the other off but enough to show his annoyance. Also, rude. He is not a grass stain or a cockroach infestation. More like a shadow that appears and disappears but can never be gotten rid of. Can't be destroyed or banished ever.

While he isn't at full strength, he does still have plenty of chakra left - the amount he was saving for the battle to come with the teen now sitting on top of him. After using it to get them out, he wouldn't be able to go toe-to-toe with Sasuke like he'd planned but their predicament wasn't exactly great for fighting.]


The smartest plan would be for me to just carry you out but you're refusing like a giant baby. [It would require the least amount of chakra and was something Naruto could do with his eyes closed even if they would both deny that it had ever happened. Instead Sasuke would rather go with the one that's going to make him use up what reserve he has left. Here's hoping it doesn't run out before they reach the top because it would be a lot harder to stop them from tumbling all of the way down without it.]

Fine, let's get moving. [It only takes a second to form the handsign and just as long for the chute to be filled with a collection of clones lining the walls. All of them sticking to the side and looking down at the pair.

The closest one sticks out a hand for Sasuke to grab so he can hoist the Uchiha up to where the next clone waits.]
corona: (‣ scathing remark-making face)

1/2

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Is... he making fun of her?

That's impossible. In a situation like this, one would need to be half crazy to poke any kind of fun. Rapunzel's fingers knock together like drunken ballerinas, bending and flexing and ultimately making it rather difficult to keep a hold on her proposed weapon. She glances up, expecting something she's not gonna like and raising the saw accordingly. ]


Look. I–
newtimes: (pic#9790492)

[personal profile] newtimes 2016-01-02 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
( He's really handsome.

Why, thank you, he's very aware of that fact. That Sakamoto sure is a handsome guy BUT WAIT YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE TWILIGHT ZONE OKITA.

Oh my god what is this? This doesn't make any sense? WHAT WORLD ARE YOU FROM? THIS IS TOO MUCH THIS IS ALL HAPPENING TOO FAST HE CAN'T KEEP UP HE NEEDS HELP HE NEEDS AN ADULT HE NEEDS A MASTER.

Mutsu's speechless. He doesn't answer her question at all! Not at all! Because he knows his rights and he has the right to remain silent and anything he says or does can be used against him... okay, no, that's not really why he's quiet. He's just stunned. And when he finally speaks again, his voice is a hushed whisper,
)

Hey...
mythopoeic: (I'm eating your cookies as payment)

[personal profile] mythopoeic 2016-01-02 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately, Kaguya's been running around all time and space, so she's seen weirder things. Being a mystic helps too; nothing really shocks her too much anymore.

She smiles gently at his concern and though she could insist, she won't; she's interested to see what alternative he might come up with.
] There are the...shoots? I believe they are called? The ones we traveled through when tossed down here.

...And surely there must be a way for workers to come and go, in case something happens...? [She assumes that people might have to get in here for some reason or another. Surely there's a failsafe or...something?? Kaguya turns and picks her way carefully towards the edges of the room to look as she continues talking] Traveling back up the shoots would be quite tricky, however. I do not think they are designed for the things dropped down here to get back up.
newtimes: pixiv: 139113 (pic#9788795)

END UGH I'M SORRY HE'S JUST ???

[personal profile] newtimes 2016-01-02 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hey... ( Wait, he said that already, ) Which... Okita were ya again?

( Did she ever say? Okita is a very common family name, right??? The most common one in Japan? There have to be at least 6 other Okitas in the Shinsengumi, yeah? This is clearly another Okita that isn't Okita. )
Edited 2016-01-02 07:03 (UTC)
beaconed: (013)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-02 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, what?!? You're really real?!

[ He'll take that ice, though! Weiss is so cool! ]

Weiss, I'm so glad to see you! ... Sorry about the smell.
niceguypose: (intent)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-02 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so? Ah... I had gotten myself fired up for a challenge...

[He shakes his head.]

But, then, we should be allies instead!
hijiwanwan: (28)

[personal profile] hijiwanwan 2016-01-02 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I can't time travel. Although, if anything, weird things happen here all the time.

[ he still can't believe this. still low-key stressing about having a child he never heard about? who... then...? maybe if he asks and gets a name of the Mysterious Woman who gave Hijikata a surprise daughter it would ring a bell? no, maybe not. oh my god, if Souji finds out Hijikata will never find peace with all the kind of comments he could say about this. ]

There's no way this could've happened, don't tell me I'm dreaming or something- or this place is pulling some kind of sick joke, if so it's not a very good one.

[ so he's probably... going to get closer to Kaoru and maybe tug on her cheek a bit (sorry). ] Are you sure you're real?
starfruitfrog: (disgust || Giroro doesn't wash his hands)

yes, yes it is

[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2016-01-02 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Keroro is okay, all things considered. He wasn't dangling by his leg with the blood rushing to his brain. He was away from that garbage-avalanche which totally wasn't his fault if anyone asked. Hey, he hadn't even been attacked by dogs and their cold, wet noses.]

Ah. Yeah. I'm okay, de arimasu.

[.....wait. This guy looks familiar. Keroro dangles from his arm, staring at Naruto and wondering why he had the strangest craving for ramen right now.

Weird.]


Who are you?
retorter: (zones the fuck out)

[personal profile] retorter 2016-01-02 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Souji's crazy-ass laughter abruptly stops as soon as Kaoru says Kondou's name. Like, full-stop. Souji's eyes narrow because Yuko? He's sure Kondou's daughter is named Tamako, but... ]

He's not here. [ His tone is clipped and cool. Kaoru asked for all this mood whip-lash, right? (and then later he meets wasu!kondou and Regrets) ]
corona: (‣ off-guard)

2/3 i lied I'M A LIAR

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ His eyes are - green! Green like hers! WOAH. Like fresh beans and grass at the height of summer and any number of poetic things she could write or paint about. Oh, man, painting. How fun would it be to paint this blonde-haired, green-eyed, animal-eared–

Wait what why does he have ears. Granted, she's never seen a cat outside of her books, but she knows enough about human anatomy to find this strange. ]