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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

hijiwanwan: (17 ugh fucking tired of kondos ass)

BONUS because i gotta

[personal profile] hijiwanwan 2016-01-02 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ and sorry Souji number god-knows-what your trash bag companion is Hijikata and he feels unbearably uncomfortable being this close, forcibly, to a complete strangers.

well, it wouldn't be that bad if they weren't stuck together and she would stop jabbing him in the ribs!

so Hijikata has no choice but to give her a forceful jab back with his own elbow. ]


Look. Whatever you're doing is not working! Geez, you're going to bruise me at this rate if you keep struggling.

[ even though he wants to be freed as well... ]
stillinbloom: (waiting in line for my ID.)

[personal profile] stillinbloom 2016-01-02 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Aarrgh! [Kaoru gives a distressed yell and jumps away from him, furiously digging through the trash.] Where are they, where are they...!

Hey, help me look, would ya? I can't lose those! [She can't even focus on how this guy kinda looks like a redhead version of Ryuunosuke sup character design twin. When you're carrying around the summoning papers for the Four Beast Gods you kinda have to put things on a backburner.

Also, those four papers? Totally chilling in her ponytail. She just can't see them.
]
corona: (‣ what if i don't know who i am?)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Things noticed!: beautiful eyes, peculiar dress, slightly different skin and hair colour, identical language. Rapunzel watches the acrobatics in attentive silence. Then: ]

You... you did it! We did! [ a smile breaks across her face ] You're alive!
swordplays: (054)

[personal profile] swordplays 2016-01-02 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[He refrains from mentioning that he's hardly a sight for any eyes, especially considering the missing state of a certain pair of glasses. It's not the time for that sort of practical, long-suffering sort of statement.

In fact, any sort of remark of the sort immediately dies before he can say it when he hears that question. While he's certainly heard about "different timelines" and all of that nonsense, he hasn't yet experienced it for himself. That's changed now though; Fushimi seems to have moved ahead on his own. He blinks, taken aback by the question, but quickly recovers enough to answer. This entirely the wrong sort of place to be discussing this, and there are sure to be other concerns right now too, but he's not going to withhold information, either.]


That's... there's only one I would be speaking for. The mission was a success. The Green clan was unsuccessful in the end.
stillinbloom: (well one of us has to be wrong)

[personal profile] stillinbloom 2016-01-02 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
...Eh?

[Kaoru freezes, staring at Kashuu for a long moment. She looks at her swords. She looks at his sword. She looks at him.]

...You were named after a sword? That's unfortunate. I mean, I'm sure there are worse things to be named after, but who names a kid after someone's sword? Especially someone else's sword! And those names can get weird and long, right?

[She looks at her swords curiously.] I didn't even know these ones had names!
timesout: (pic#9873712)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
... I hate scary dreams. [ But not as much as thunder storms and tomatoes. ]

W-What if we never find this log? [ "Logging out" is still something foreign to her. ]
heiroglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-01-02 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
We can't burn it? What is this thing even made of?!

[She kicks her leg in frustration.]
retorter: (does it come with malt vinegar)

1/2 THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR

[personal profile] retorter 2016-01-02 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ In any other time, in any other place, Souji would probably laugh about how aggravated Kaoru looks and then squirrel that away in his 'how to make people mad' burn book, but ]

[ w h a t ]
timesout: (pic#9869055)

1/2

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm alive! That's one point for the good guys! [ Elle raises her hand as she cheers. What a nice stranger... ]
timesout: (pic#9869071)

2/2

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ and then the penny drops ]

WAIT, WHAT ABOUT ROLLO?!?

[ Cue Rollo still struggling in the air as the drone is reaching the drop-off point soon. ]
retorter: (ugh how do u human emotion)

2/3

[personal profile] retorter 2016-01-02 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh my god just please hold the phone here because ]

[ WHAT ]


...Dad?

[ . . . . . . ]
jungled: (pic#9814503)

Nagare Hisui / K Project

[personal profile] jungled 2016-01-02 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
( phase i )
[Ah... Yeah, about that whole "the protagonist needs to move" thing...

Okay, to be fair, Nagare isn't completely incapable of movement. It's just that, even if this is a game, he shouldn't use his powers carelessly, and so, he is currently confined to a wheelchair as a result. (Admittedly, it's a pretty high-tech wheelchair, but it's a wheelchair nonetheless.) Actually, he's also wearing a straitjacket. Movement in general is just not a thing that is happening for him right now.

The only thing this King rules over currently is this pile of trash nearby. But despite the fact that he is literally stuck for the moment, Nagare doesn't appear to be distressed! He looks relatively calm despite the situation. ...which is actually kind of weird. Everything about him is weird, no one will ever take pity on this weirdo.

Oh well.]


( phase ii )
[Whether someone ends up helping him or not, Nagare, too, will fall victim to the trash drones. After being appropriately tossed into the GARBAGE chute, he decides he's going to have to try his luck. What was previously a sad-looking heap on the ground after being dumped here has leveled up! Nagare stands now, his arms no longer bound by his straitjacket and his body literally covered in electricity.]


It's going to have to be a speedrun.

[While before, he could have used the help, you should probably approach him with caution now or you might get shocked. Can he really make it to the end of this stage before his powers run out, though?]
timesout: (pic#9869080)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ not only did he just meet her, but he also lied when he said it's "just yata" ]

You better not!
unswerved: (019)

[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-02 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ woah, calm down, girl! ]

I don't know! But doing that's not going to help!
stillinbloom: (It's only slutty when someone else does)

an actual infestation of okitas call an exterminator stat

[personal profile] stillinbloom 2016-01-02 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Wait! [She reaches out to grab his arm or sleeve or whatever she cn hold on to to try and keep him there. NO WAY IN. NO WAY OUT.] If they're around, you've seen them, right? Where did you last see them?

--Actually, have you seen Sakamoto-san too? If I can't find Kondou-san and Hijikata-san, he's the next best thing! He can help me look for them! You can't miss him, he's always got a bakeneko with him and he's really handsome-- Ehhh! To Some people! He's some people's type! Not mine. [LOUD NERVOUS LAUGHTER. IGNORE THAT SUSPICIOUSLY SPECIFIC DENIAL.

Wait.
] And you never told me your name!
unswerved: (010)

[personal profile] unswerved 2016-01-02 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ YOU'RE WRONG, IT REALLY IS "JUST YATA". shut up!! ]

A- Anyway, now that Rollo's here, we should try to find a way to log out.
blazeit: (i might be a bastard but you're stupid s)

[personal profile] blazeit 2016-01-02 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
... Seriously? You don't look like a shut-in, though.

[ He doesn't sound like he doesn't believe her, though, he just... wouldn't have pegged her as the sort. ]

And, uh. Yeah, we should probably do that.

[ He'll stop threatening imminent breakdown over trash and start... walking away from the fire, although he still seems pained. Escaping death is too easy. This game is clearly disrespecting his capabilities! ]
tiarae: (I do believe)

[personal profile] tiarae 2016-01-02 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
My hair does....what? It doesn't do anything. It's just hair. I know it's pretty long, but it's just hair. No different from Ami-chan's or anyone else's.

[Yup. Usagi is still confused as to what Rapunzel means with that. Yet if she had the slightest clue, she'd reassure her and explain she too can heal others, just. Not with her hair exactly.....]
stillinbloom: (when he pulled his cock out)

[personal profile] stillinbloom 2016-01-02 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you're from before she was born...? Is this some weird time travel stuff!? Why can't anything be simple... [Who's the one who should be saying that here!?

Thankfully his question is a distraction and she nods proudly. Despite everything, she's very proud to be his daughter and descendant of the Shinsengumi, carrying on their name.
] Mm-hm! Okita Souji is my father. I'm Okita Kaoru. Kondou Yuko-san is Kondou Isami-san's daughter; we inherited the Shinsengumi from you--them? ...You?

[Well "inherited"... Brought it back into the limelight? Same thing.]
corona: (‣ so disconcerting)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cat. There was a huge, fluffy cat with her.

THERE WAS A HUGE FLUFFY CAT WITH HER SHIT SHIT SHIT!!! ]


Come on! [ Sounding incredibly authoritative for somebody who just royally mucked up what would've been a perfectly nice rescue, Rapunzel waits for Elle to disembark safely from her hair blanket, keeping an eye on the rapidly receding drone. ]
retorter: (ISN'T THIS FUN???)

3/3

[personal profile] retorter 2016-01-02 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Souji's perfectly mirrored expression of surprise finally melts into something else because ohhhh my god ]

[ he fucking knew it ]

[ hijikata-san would ]


No way -- [ Souji just. throws his head back and starts laughing. He laughs so hard that he has to bend forward or he'll fall forward and land face-first in the trash. He laughs as if Kaoru said the funniest joke on purpose and isn't actually super shocked like he was a moment ago. ]

Toushizou Hijikata-san's daughter? You mean, that Hijikata-san -- ? The demon vice-commander who said married men with children aren't allowed into the Shinsengumi -- [ He knows it's probably a different Hijikata-san, but this is too rich. ] Did he get married? No way, he's not the type! I know, it's because he made a mistake, right? He couldn't hold his liquor...!

[ LAUGHING LIKE A MADMAN ALL DAY LONG ]
timesout: (pic#9869044)

[personal profile] timesout 2016-01-02 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's that word again. She just exchanges glances with Rollo, wondering if he knows that the heck that means, but no such luck. ]

W-Well... is there some kinda baddie we can beat?

[ If this is similar to traveling into a fractured dimension, it would mean they can't leave until they destroy the catalyst of that alternate world. A boss fight, in simpler terms. ]
vindicavi: (calm)

and who knows what will come after them for damaging it

[personal profile] vindicavi 2016-01-02 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and I'm sitting on him.

[ But he's all for denying things and casting things aside. It's... something he's gotten to be pretty good at, with the exception of a certain loudmouth who won't let himself to be gotten rid of. For some reason, that one refuses to go away, like a grass stain on an otherwise clean shirt or a cockroach infestation.

But Naruto's comments about his chakra make Sasuke shift his body to stare at him incredulously. Is he serious? Then again, it's Naruto and the guy's got a stupidly high reserve, but had he intended to keep quiet about it that he only now mentioning it (never mind that it hasn't even been 10 minutes that they've been smashed together in the chute)? ]


You're only now bringing this up?! [ Unfortunately, while he hates to be forced to rely on Naruto for anything, this is probably one of those times where pride needs to be shelved for a bit. It's not an easy feat, but he'll do it, because as much as they clash, they also seem to work well together when necessary. If they're able to get out, he'll need time to recover before trying to take on whatever else is out there. SIGH. ]

... I suppose it's worth trying. [ He'd already agreed to letting Naruto use that ridiculous 'sexy jutsu' in battle before, so it stands to reason that a real technique that's proven to be infinitely more useful in the past should be somewhat effective now. ]
meouch: (pic#9876281)

1.

[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-02 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... well. if it's not the fact that someone repeatedly talking to themselves is a sign of things not being entirely okay (and it's not like he can blame her, also that is a lot of hair), it's the fact her feet don't seem like they've gone through a very good day; being barefoot is about the last thing he'd want in Trashapalooza (besides everything else).

do you want to approach someone who seems just a little nervous? especially when you're masked (usually that would be okay, but that's in paris where everyone knows him, and this isn't paris) and clad in all black? oh, well. it's not like he'd be the weirdest thing she'd seen all day.

talking trash piles and all. maybe the cat ears he's wearing'll make him seem more approachable. regardless hello, rapunzel, there's a voice behind you. ]


As a not ruffian, I'd say the state of your feet is the more immediate worry. Not a place you want to go barefoot in, hm?

[ ready to get slapped in the face with a chop saw tbh ]
corona: (‣ no matter the trouble you meet)

[personal profile] corona 2016-01-02 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
You, uh. [ laughing ] You... don't seem very, um. Expressive. About any of this. Aren't you upset?

[ She throws him a sideways glance, though her pace actually lags a bit as her face rapidly gains a green tinge. Who is this person anyway? She doesn't know him. He could be some sort of depraved serial... harasser. A ruffian! Has she just inadvertently cheered up a ruffian only for him to now escort her to DEATH??

And to think this day couldn't get any more traumatic. ]