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//TESTDRIVE12.EXE

//testdrive12.EXE



Out with the old, in with the new as they say, and this ViViD level is no different. Ever progressive and ever mindful, CERES has decided in their war against the evil carbon footprint to give citizens both new and old a lesson in healthy living. To show this, they've created a level all about... recycling, or as close to recycling as a company like CERES can get. (Which isn't very close at all, honestly.)

This, of course, means that when you're dumped in to today's ViViD level, the first thing that will hit you is the stench. It's vile and rancid and the type of stench that makes a person want to give up smelling altogether, and when you finally open your eyes, you'll see why. There's trash everywhere. The buildings are decrepit and crumbling, the cars are broken down and rusted, and overall, it looks like the apocalypse rolled right on through. Which is weird because this is definitely not a post-apocalyptic game. Yet wandering around this pathetic excuse for a ViViD level will just reveal more of the same -- it's a total wasteland.

And if you look up, you will see a billboard.

RECYCLING AND YOU: HOW NOT TO BE A DIRTY WASTE OF SPACE


You'll only have a moment to be offended by the sign before, amongst the piles of trash and rubble, there's another, smaller pile of trash and rubble. The only difference is this one can talk.


Welcome to The Dumpster Dive, my cool cats and sweet kittens. A brand new ViViD level, created and innovated to you by CERES's very creative and innovative technicians. We're all here to help you learn to Reuse, Reduce and Recycle, givin' you kids some tools to help you lessen your impact on the planet. After all, we're all here together on this great planet of Tellus. Wouldn't want to ruin it, right? Ha ha!


Happy Trash Day to Cerealians one and all!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] So, you're here.

You're probably sitting in a pile of trash because, well, everywhere is a pile of trash. You're in a landscape of trashiness and there's no escape. Your only option is to give in to the sweet, sweet pull of the garbage. The buildings are crumbling, the sidewalks are a mess of bottles (but no bottle caps), rubble, and empty chip bags, and you're stuck in this... trash. This garbage. This hellhole.

Wasn't recycling supposed to be clean?

It probably takes a rat skittering over your foot to get you going but like any good game, the protagonist needs to move. If you're going to find out anything in this trash heap, you'll need to explore a bit. See if you can find someone else! Or something else. Maybe someone more experienced with ViViD can help you figure out how to log out. Even if logging out doesn't seem to be working right now. You should be careful too because one wrong step might cause the pile of trash you're standing on give way and send you into the sewers below.

Which means there are rats, there are bugs, the ground is unsteady and... yep. It's starting to rain.

Good luck.

PHASE II

[ 8:00 ] And then come the... trash drones.

They zero in on any living thing in this ViViD level -- if you’re moving, if you’re breathing, if you have some sort of a pulse, they’ll be there. And they’ll grab you and take you away. No matter how many you shoot down, more and more and more will come, never stopping until you're swarmed completely by them. They have to get you! You're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage! You're garbage!

And so, you're snatched up.

Don’t worry, though. After a short flight (wave hello to your fellow drone-napped neighbor!), you'll arrive at three huge trash chutes with three equally huge signs above them. GARBAGE, RECYCLING, and COMPOST hang above the chutes and the drones pause just momentarily before announcing one of these options in a robotic voice. You've been sorted and without any preamble, the drone will dump you in whichever one it decides.

Hopefully you don’t end up in the compost. Gross.

Of course, once you down there, there's plenty to poke around in (or not much if you're still not into the whole trash thing). It's piles and piles and piles of trash as far as the eye can see! Again! If you're especially clever, you may be able to use the trash to build a way out of the chute. The very, very long chute. Maybe there's someone around that can help you? And better do so quick, who knows what CERES has deemed to be "recycling" this time.

PHASE III

[ 11:25 ] CERES's standards continue to shine on again, because after some time, those chutes will finally start working. So if you've been separated from a friend through any of this ordeal, don't worry about it. You're all gonna end up in the same place anyway.

Which is the incinerator, of course! (Wait, that’s not how recycling works.)

The ground beneath you shifts, enough to knock over whatever flimsy excuse for an escape plan you have, and suddenly all of the trash, compost or recycling will be dumped down into an underground furnace -- along with everyone stuck there, of course. Bit by bit, everything moves ever closer towards that red hot furnace and it’s clear that everything's going to be dumped straight into the fire and burned. Say your farewells. Make nice with your neighbor. Finalize your will because --

Oh. It stopped.

Looks like it jammed.

It doesn't remain jammed for long because CERES is, if anything, highly efficient. So it starts up again. But then stops again. And then starts again. And then stops again. This may be a glitch in the level, actually.

So, you're still getting ever closer to fiery death, but... slowly. Very slowly. In fact, you could probably walk away from said fiery death faster than you're going towards it. It's like they can't even program a near death experience right!

PHASE IV

[ 11:25 ] Maybe you avoided the incinerator. Maybe you ended up in a different part of the level altogether. Maybe you just got lost. Either way, now you’re stuck with the age-old hobby of enthusiasts and the exceptionally desperate alike.

Dumpster diving.

And CERES wouldn't send you down there without an incentive, you know. If you look, it seems like there might be something valuable, something incredibly important and just for you. A shiny item that you’ve always wanted right from home and it’s right there in your grasp, something precious that you could never get in Cerealia. How it came to be there, nestled between an empty carton of eggs and a half-eaten cheeseburger, no one knows, but you'll be filled with the inescapable, all-consuming urge to go get it. Just jump right into that dumpster and get it.

The more you resist the urge, the more it'll hurt. (As in, physically hurt actually. The feeling will be comparable to your fingernails slowly being plucked out.)

This is ViViD though and the moment you hit the trash, the spell breaks. You'll see that your most precious thing, whatever it was, was never actually there. Instead, you seem to have actually grabbed something else and whatever it is, you can't let go of it. Be it an empty bottle of bacon soda or a bicycle tire with a giant hole in it, it's attached to your hand now and no matter what you do, you can't get it off.

Hopefully whatever you grabbed wasn't too big because it looks like you're not getting rid of it. Not till you beat the level.

BONUS

[ why : o'clock ] The odd thing about being stuck in a trash wasteland is that you can go for ages without seeing another person. Ages. Of course, CERES doesn't like that very much since ViViD games should be co-operative! Player with player! Player against player! Players who shouldn't be playing at all. That's the type of play CERES supports.

Which means the longer you go without seeing another person, the more you might feel an itch. It gets under your skin, making you feel dizzier and dizzier, and shorter and shorter of breath until -- you pass out. Vision going dark, breathing cutting out, and down you go into the trash and whatever this ViViD level has planned next.

It won't take long. You'll wake up feeling slightly confined and there will be a moving body next to you. It seems as if you've finally, finally found someone -- and they're really, really close. In fact, maybe a little too close? When you open your eyes, you'll see that the two of you may be bound together in a way that might be familiar to some.

But instead of a shirt, it's just a garbage bag. A really, really strong garbage bag that can't be broken out of no matter how strong you happen to be. No laser eyes, no super powers, nothing will separate you from this person other than, well, getting along.

There really is only one question you have to ask yourself now. Just one.

What the hell does this have to do with recycling?


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's twelfth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

trueend: ( fanart: <user name="sarcasticasides" site="tumblr.com"> ) (002)

[personal profile] trueend 2016-01-01 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Worrying about what's sanitary and unsanitary is for chumps!! They're gonna obliterate any virtual germs through sheer gutsiness. Y'all wish you could be this gosh danged shameless.

Except, okay. Maybe they're not that shameless, and maybe smacking someone in the face with garbage was not part of the plan. They freeze for a second or two, realizing they've messed up somehow, before s l o w l y turning around

and cringing.

At least they're used to floating people.]


Sorry. [LOOK. At least she got them to pull away from the garbage pile, even if they're kind of covered up to their elbows in utter grossness.] Are you okay?
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iv

[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-01 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Whether it's a trap or not, there's always One Fool who falls for it. It's unfortunate for Merlin that he stumbles upon the scene late on, when there's blood on this guy's hand and he's saying his so-called "final words". ]

Hold on--! [ There's soft squishy noises as he runs and slips along, trying to not to fall face first into the trash surrounding them. When he reaches him though, he reaches for his shoulder, trying to gauge how serious this is. The smell is making him want to cough though too. ]

Are you-- [ That's when he looks down to where Sougo had been reaching for and... he's never seen a porno mag in his life, nor would he probably even wish to. ]

...That really doesn't look like a family heirloom.

[ ?!?!?!!? his poor soul ]
digiteyesed: (pic#9593018)

[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't murder a child

don't murder a child

don't murder a child

For a moment, a very long moment, Ene is deathly silent as she pushes the offending garbage off of her face. How dare anyone treat her like this! What embarrassment! What horror! Vengeance must be taken.

She hardly needs to breathe, so taking deep breaths isn't something she thinks of, but Ene does take a moment to quell the righteous fury rising inside of her. Eventually, she speaks.]

Grooooooooss!!!

[Whining is much better right]
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="matocc" site="tumblr.com"> ) (007)

[personal profile] trueend 2016-01-01 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeaahhhhh, they're definitely going to have to crane their head up pretty high, especially since they're crouching down to sift through the garbage pile. Who gave you the right to be so tall, mystery man????

But they think about that for a moment. Shrug. Think about how much of a non-answer that is. Shrug again.]


Treasure. [Okay.] ... And girls.

[Look, man. An adult once told them you can find girls at the dumpster. That seemed like a very legit fact at the time.]
striketwice: (007)

[personal profile] striketwice 2016-01-01 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ what has he gotten himself into ]

I... really don't think you're gonna be findin' much of either.
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="matocc" site="tumblr.com"> ) (011)

[personal profile] trueend 2016-01-01 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh god. Someone save them from the shrieking, floating mystery girl. Their ears can't take this?? It's a miracle they don't jump out of their skin when she opens her mouth, but they're visibly startling, leaning back just in case she starts flailing or whatever.

When that doesn't seem to be the case, they just. Lean forward. Um. Think. If garbage is the problem, then...? Okay. They have an idea.

As long as Ene doesn't decide to float away, she'll soon find a half-consumed water bottled shoved at her... chest? Arms? Knees? Look, you have to be hella short for them to be able to reach your face, okay.

And don't ask where the bottle came from. It totally wasn't the garbage.

(It was totally the garbage.)]
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-01 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's a bit bizarre for someone from medieval Britain to see someone like Kaguya, which is why now he's waking up a bit he's a bit confused. Her clothes are a lot different to the gowns he's seen Morgana wear. She's... pretty.

For a moment his mouth opens and shuts like a fish, until finally he clears his throat. ]


If it's not safe out there I'd rather not have you go alone. [ But, that hardly helps. ] There must be something. [ Which is when he finally seems to start thinking properly, to start analysing what's going on. ]
hijiwanwan: (17 ugh fucking tired of kondos ass)

[personal profile] hijiwanwan 2016-01-01 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ look, don't say the Shinsengumi sucks in front of him okay? the Shinsengumi is like Hijikata's baby.

Hijikata just gives Kaoru this look, he should really be offended at that kind of comment, huh! this girl, she's testing his patience. ]


This uniform is genuine, mind you. [ he crosses his arms. he's trying really hard to be patient because once he thinks about it this has to be... another world, another Shinsengumi kind of thing? ugh, this is too confusing.

and it just gets worse when she introduces herself as Okita!? the surprise is now evident on Hijikata's face and he just stares at Kaoru, wide eyed. Souji? no... no way? no, "my dad's?". when did Souji have a child?! ]


I... See. [ this is... weird. a sigh, well he has nothing to lose now does he. ] I'm Hijikata Toshizou, hopefully that name should ring a bell. Does it?

[ it BETTER. ]
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[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-01 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Or can it? Though really, to anyone who doesn't know who he is, he looks like a bumbling idiot more often than not. Like when he starts slipping down again, head shooting down to try and pull something out with magic. There's a whisper of soft words, definitely not any form of English or modern language. Whether it works or not doesn't seem to matter, though he does slow in his descent as she works "magic" of her own.

He lets out a sigh, hands cramping in the wall of trash. ]


What-- [ Where did that even come from? He didn't pull that out, did he? ]
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[personal profile] trueend 2016-01-01 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Something awful.]

Oh.

[HM. Oh, well. Time to pull away from the garbage. Brush their hands on their shorts. Hop up to their feet. Look around. Um.]

Where do we go from here?

[Apparently, they've decided this guy is tagging along.]
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Rey / Star Wars / let me know if spoilers are a go/no go!

[personal profile] lightrays 2016-01-01 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ PHASE I ]

[ Rey is no stranger to sifting through garbage, and her years of experience scavenging on Jakku have trained her eyes to find things of value in the rubbish. Stolen away as she has been, she finds little comfort in returning to old habits, but she has to be practical, too. Finding the right treasures in this trash heap could give her leverage later.

She carefully moves around the garbage heaps, a jury-rigged staff with s piece of sharp-curved metal in her hand. She isn't taking any chances out here, and any sort of movement - whether it be a scurrying rat or trash settling or you - her attention darts there immediately, staff poised at the ready.

In fact, more than once, rats scurry a little closer to her than they should and she spears them without hesitation. She doesn't look disgusted - in fact, she just might be considering what one of these might taste like roasted... ]


[ PHASE II ]

[ So come the trash drones, and though Rey admirably fights them off for a time, eventually they overwhelm her and whisk her away to the recycling chute. Of course, she has no intention to stay there. As soon as she's on her feet again, she's examining the refuse and the height of the chute she was just dropped down. If she could reach the chute itself, she could climb up and out, but to get up there...

She turns to the nearest recycling victim. ]
Come on, then. Let's find a way out of here.

[ WILDCARD ]

[ Choose your own adventure! ]
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[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is your punishment when you recklessly throw garbage in people's faces Frisk, do you think you are above consequences. Ene whines a little more while she scrubs her face clean, her jacket is thoroughly ruined at this point, stained with grime and muck, but better than it on her skin. However, she is still there, so when the water is offered to her, she blinks and takes it.]

Ah, thanks...

[Waaait a second]

...Where'd you get this?
dirtdevil: (a gassy antelope)

I

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2016-01-01 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's just ViViD. it's just ViViD. it's just ViViD. this is his mantra as he traverses this nightmarescape of trash. trash... his eternal nemesis. but it's not real trash. he'll never really understand the technology behind this game (and he always uses the word 'game' very loosely when referring to ViViD, because he's never had fun playing it), but he knows enough to know it's fake.

it sure smells real, though. ugh.

but speaking of technology, it probably speaks volumes of the things he's seen since coming here that he doesn't really even bat an eye seeing some kind of robot-man amongst the garbage heaps. hell, he has a friend who makes robot dogs for shits and giggles (and money). did Tadashi start making CYbuddy people? because that would just be weird.

fuck it, he's just gonna ask. he's never been one to beat around the bush. ]


Are you a robot?
digiteyesed: (pic#9548288)

[personal profile] digiteyesed 2016-01-01 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Merlin is a wise old guy not a silly bumbling servant of course it can't be him

he's probably just talking gibberish

on the other hand Princess Leia is here so who knows what could happen

. . .

Best not to think about it too hard until they're out of danger. When Merlin finally finds the ladder she beams, affecting surprise. This definitely had nothing to do with her, no siree.]

Ah, you found one! Good job!
pseudonyms: (It's on...)

oh god no never, this is amazing

[personal profile] pseudonyms 2016-01-01 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[That sure doesn't sound quite right and while Elizabeth may only seem mildly concerned? Rise is suddenly very, very concerned.] W-what? No way! [She squirms in their make-shift hold to face Elizabeth better, tugging on the bag as she goes.] They can't throw one of us out like trash. [The word "battle" does stick with her though.] What kind of a battle could we even do when we're stuck together?
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A Naruto cast would be really great! I would not protest if one started here

[personal profile] findpeace 2016-01-01 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sometimes he wishes that he could see like Hinata and the rest of her family could but he trusts her to do what only she can. So he'll rely on her to peer through the darkness and rubbish to discover what's down at the bottom while Naruto attempts to keep an eye above them to ensure that they don't get pummeled with too much garbage.]

Guess that makes sense. [An incinerator to get rid of all of the crap laying around.] If there's no one down there who needs help, then we'd be better off getting out of here the same way we came in.

[Naruto wouldn't count on the incinerator recognizing them as people - the drones sure didn't. Should they get to the surface, they could prevent other people from getting dropped in.]

Yeah, let's go up. Hang on to me, I've got an idea.

[He knows that she's just as capable of climbing the side of the chute as he is but the sooner they get out of here, the less likely they are to get hit by more people being tossed in too. Plus, maybe she'll feel less embarrassed about their closeness if they their positions.

Him too because this is the closest he's ever been to a girl.]
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[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-01 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ god... there's a fair number of thoughts buzzing in adrien's head right now, one of them being that merlin may have heard him talking to plagg and that is, in the immortal words of sonic the hedgehog, noo goood.

another of those thoughts is the fact plagg's got no energy, he's... who knows where he is, and merlin's right, as that had been a really dumb, desperate suggestion he'd made to plagg...

there's a pinch on his arm, and he hides his flinch. ]


Yeah— I mean, no. Definitely not. I was just thinking... you'd have some not from here? [ nope. he brings a hand up to his forehead, and just. shakes his head. ] Never mind. Sorry for the weird question, it's hard to think properly through the smell.

[ that's an apology meant for both plagg and merlin, which hopefully won't make him seem even weirder to the latter. why is this his life.

it's definitely trolls. ]
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="matocc" site="tumblr.com"> ) (007)

[personal profile] trueend 2016-01-02 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah. They can feel their sins the grime crawling up their back...

Which is to say, they're going to shrug their shoulders at her question. They're surrounded by endless garbage, friend. Is the answer to that question something she really wants to hear??]


S'clean. I checked.
swordsitter: (decipher it through all this noise)

[personal profile] swordsitter 2016-01-02 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ anything's better than tatooine's natural wildlife. everything on tatooine's trying to kill you, eat you, or rob you blind. (sometimes all three.) not a vacation spot haru would ever want to visit. you can keep it, luke.

ugh how does this guy, who's brand new, manage this stupid trash heap better than haru, who's been here for months now?? maybe he has experience with trash mountains. .... maybe he's just not as clumsy and awkward as haru. ]


.. No, most of us don't. But right now, at least, I don't know that anyone can do anything about it, either. They control our code. [ he wrenches up an old broom handle, nearly tumbling down the hill again as it gives way. he doesn't quite yelp as he loses his balance, but the broom handle proves useful right away, letting him stab it into the pile to catch his balance. ugh. this is terrible. he straightens, then, makeshift staff in hand as he squints what had once been a proper street. ] Mm.. one of them's Mosley? I can't remember the lady's name. I remember it sounded like 'recreation', though.
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she's a gem you're a gem national treasures all around

[personal profile] newtimes 2016-01-02 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah? ( Gosh he sure does sound interested. He sure is handling this well. Externally, everything is fine but internally he's screaming. He's screaming and planning his escape. Okita. Of course. Who else would she be? She could only be Okita. There are only Okitas. The Shinsengumi is all Okitas. They're all over the place and they keep getting weirder. ) Shinsengumi, huh? Sounds... kinda familiar.

( Only kind of because why are you a girl why are there demons in Kyoto why does Hijikata have a gun what twilight universe are you from. )

Do ya... do ya fight demons a lot?

( Is that normal? Mutsu doesn't know aymore. )
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[personal profile] meouch 2016-01-02 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ he still doesn't know what to make of her, but she's playing along with his bad jokes and at least somewhat offering her help, so right now his first impression is positive?

not that he has much choice, anyway. ]


Purr— that was a good one too. [ a low chuckle, as he attempts to pull his hand away from the tire again, and— nothing. ] Anyway, curiosity killed the cat. Or, more accurately, stuck a tire to his hand. A word of warning to you: don't reach your hand into places you shouldn't, no matter what you think you see.

[ even if it's for your teenage ~love of your life~. ]
onerous: (With folded wings it won't fly)

[personal profile] onerous 2016-01-02 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[She won't say anything about the pretty comment. This time.] ...Pleased to meet you. I'm Yuri. [And since he didn't give a last name, she won't give one either.

How is she going to explain this now...
] Um, it's... Like a dream, I guess? It's not real. Our bodies are somewhere safe and our minds are in here... Or something like that. Eventually we'll be let out. Probably once you reach some sort of goal or...something like that. That's usually how it works if you can't get out right away.
konpeidou: (& oh poor atlas)

[personal profile] konpeidou 2016-01-02 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh?

[ even though they're both running for their lives from a trash tidal wave, kondou looks remarkably unruffled. then again, he's not killing anything at the moment, so this is probably just his natural state.

his eyes brighten with fond familiarity as he.. abruptly grabs hijikata's arm and yanks him into a side-street. the trash crashes past them, and a few moments later, it's all beginning to settle again. kondou himself smiles serenely, tucking his hands into his sleeves. there's a few pieces of paper and what looks like part of a dried banana peel tangled in his hair. ]


Hijikata-kun, I'm so glad. I don't suppose you have any sort of explanation for all of this..?
onerous: (Why do I keep hoping to see your face)

[personal profile] onerous 2016-01-02 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
A... lightsaber? [She tilts her head, confused. That seems a little... obvious. Lightsaber. Of course. It's a sword and it's flashy like a light. Yuri's not sure why she was expecting something more impressive sounding.

She pats at her pockets lightly, frowning, then glances around. Her camera isn't here, apparently, which... Well, it's fine. It wouldn't be much use here anyway since it's really just an ordinary-ish camera if there wasn't anything paranormal going on. Useless. Ugh.

Yuri grimaces slightly at her own internal berating and continues on
] What can it do? Aside from be a pretty good flashlight. [Yuri attempts a small smile, looking a bit sheepish, then winces slightly.] ...Oh, that didn't come out as nice as I thought it would... I wasn't trying to insult you. I--

[SIGH.] I'm sorry. I'm really no good with people, please forgive me.
konpeidou: (you've been holding up a long time)

[personal profile] konpeidou 2016-01-02 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ a part of kondou, of course, feels pretty terrible that there's a lady involved in all of this. who would drop a young woman in a place like this? the other part of him is just glad that she can keep up, because if she couldn't, he'd be obligated to try to carry her, which.. would really slow them down.

he startles when she grabs his hand, but tightens his own fingers around hers to keep them from getting separated. they just need to find some kind of side-street, or at least something that will shelter them from Impending Doom.

he spots one in the distance, lifting his free hand to point toward it. ]
There! Can you make it?