PHASE I [ 9 00 ] You open your eyes, and there is a chicken pecking at your face. It's not a very happy chicken, either, but if you can manage to fend it off, then it will be clear that you are in a village. It is... medieval-esque, in that video game sort of way; the details don’t seem too clear, but if you look to your left, there’s a cow! And to your right, a well! Ignore the clear evidence of modern technology in the buildings such as lights, gas, and 21st century plumbing; CERES is dedicated to authenticity.
Looks like the new ViViD level has finally been released, and everyone is invited to play, whether they want to or not.
The game (because this time, that's surely what it is) will start simple. Everyone begins in the same place and every NPC villager will say the same thing: to get out of here, you have to go through the caves. They’ll shove a stick at you (“take this, it’s dangerous to go alone”) and off you go, into the caves… !
Which are full of tiny rats and more chickens. They will try to fight you, but it’s really not very effective when they’re perfectly small and average (especially when everyone still has their typical powers and abilities -- CERES didn't mess with those at all this time). The caves are winding and circular and maze-like, and to make matters even worse, the only ones around are the other poor saps stuck in this situation.
But if you kill enough of the rats, you’ll get to hear the satisfying level up jingle. Congratulations! You are now level 2. It's probably satisfying just for a minute or so until you finally find your way out of those maze like caves and -- You're back in the village again. Great.
PHASE II [ 930 ] You’re carrying a bag. No matter what you do, you can’t take it off, either; it’s stuck with you through thick and thin. But it is awfully heavy. Maybe you should actually open it and see what’s inside?
The problem is, it’s going to take a while.
The bag has clearly tapped into its true hammerspace nature; there are items for days in there, and they’re all very, very strange. You might end up covered in hats of all sorts, buried in logs as you pull out one after another, or look like you have an odd fetish for pickaxes.
Maybe there’s 1/3rd of an evil turnip, half a piece of pie and an egg.
Geez, what in the world are you supposed to do with all of that?
PHASE III [ 1200 ] Eventually, you make it out of the caves the right way despite the harassment of the rats and chickens and the fact you'll keep perpetually getting lost. Hooray! You come out into a large, peaceful, scenic meadow, with a small river bubbling off to one side, and a house.
You'll immediately notice that there’s a bridge to cross the river, but there’s someone standing in the way of that bridge. When you approach to go past him, no matter what you try to do, you won't be able to. Asking him why he won't move will only get one thing in response -- “Bring me a fish. Cooked.”
Then he’ll shove a fishing rod at you and expect you to get to it. You can’t attack him, you can’t get past him -- looks like the only thing to do is to catch and cook that fish. Time to sit back, relax, and get to work. Or maybe you’ll team up with someone else and be the person in the house making sure that the fish gets cooked properly. For some reason, if you leave it too long it turns right into a pile of ashes.
Weirdly though, no matter how good you are at cooking or fishing usually, it’s as if you’re right back at the metaphorical level one. Any sort of seasoning or effort to cook it faster falls flat and in the end you'll only be able to place the fish in the pan and set it on the stove, whole. This may take awhile.
And if you try to cross the river itself, well... no, really, don’t try to cross the river.
At least if you get eaten, you’ll just respawn back in the village, but do have fun traveling through the caves again!
PHASE IV [ 1430 ] You made it through the caves. You made it across the river (with a slightly burnt fish). You’ve made it to the wide open world, and you can finally adventure to your heart’s content. You take a step forward on the road and --
A message pops up, bright red and in your face.
[ Restricted Area: Members Only ]
No matter what you do, you can’t go past that point. In fact, if you’re not careful and you’re going too fast, you might run face-first into it like it’s an invisible wall (which it is).
Then, just like that, you're back in the village. Again. Only this time, there's a nice, blinking message -- Pay a small subscription fee to access member's content. Oh well. No big deal, you can just start again.
Except then you see a cool sword and when you try to pick it up, you'll get that same message, and end up transported back to the village yet again. And again, with some shiny new armor. And again, with that attention-grabbing NPC over there. Looks like you're caught in an infinite loop here but no matter how much you inspect the pop up, there's no... actual way to pay the subscription fee (and why would you want to?). But at least you have company, because you can't be the only person who thought that sword was cool.
(It was really, really cool.)
BONUS [ xxxx ] What’s that on the ground in front of you? It looks like… some bunny ears? Or maybe it’s a chicken head, or a pumpkin head. Either way, the moment you touch it, you have a strong need to put it on your head -- and once it’s on, it’s not coming off.
To make matters worse, each hat has an effect associated with it; the bunny ears will, in fact, randomly turn you into a cute fluffy bunny for anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour before you pop right back to yourself, whereas the pumpkin hat will, in a complete reversal, turn you into Cinderella for a bit -- complete with beautiful ball gown and the ability to talk to all of those cute fluffy bunnies.
Also the rats will love you, so maybe you should go back to the caves again.
Meanwhile, the chicken hat won't transform you into any odd creature, but it will inspire in the people wearing them a very real, persistent desire to build a nest. This will involve picking up twigs, trash, shiny things and whatever else catches your eye to try to build a nest out of it. You'll also try to pick up whatever food you find on the ground to eat, have the weirdest desire to lay an egg, and basically have all sorts of odd chicken-like instincts inflicted upon you.
At least you look festive!
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Quiet | Metal Gear Solid | OTA
Have you ever seen a chicken reach mach speeds? Well this certain feathery pest is entering low-orbit after it was unfortunate enough to peck on a certain half-naked young woman with herculean strength.
She stands up, scanning the sky and nearly surroundings to try and figure out where she was. Was this some sort of virtual reality? A mind control device? She doesn't remember being kidnapped, but it wasn't like Cipher was going to announce itself before they take you out.
She'll wander the village for a short time, quickly throwing out any of the basic weaponry she was handed. She can handle anything that is stupid enough to come after her.
Phase IV
Quiet is not a big fan of having her progress impeded. What kind of crazy world did she get dropped into when there are invisible walls keeping her from her objective?
Scowling, odd markings in the shape of a butterfly appear on her face. With a loud grunt, she punches the popup as hard as she can.
Bonus
Why.
What is this this hat and why does something inside her want her to put it on?
Quiet will be back at the village, standing on whatever rooftop or high tree these invisible walls will allow her access. She'll mostly try to stay undetected, but if you happen to drop a twig or some shiny metal, she'll swoop down in an instant to pick it up, creating a small wake of dust as she does.
Phase I
He pokes at his glasses and then speaks dryly.]
I believe that it's safe to say that you won that round.
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She stands tall, tensing her shoulders should she need to defend herself. Her eyes narrow into a glare that seems to ask "who are you and what do you want?"]
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He's formal in his posture, garbed in military regalia. Yet he gives a casual shrug at her questioning glare, while an eyebrow raises curiously. There's any number of reasons why she's choosing to be Quiet, and he's interested in figuring it out.]
My name is Jade Curtiss. All that I want right now is to beat this game, by any means necessary.
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Still, he sounds like he wants out. They might have commonality here. She's not about to let her guard down, but she'll accept the help.
She extends a gloved hand, dark markings appearing on her face in the shape of a butterfly-- the closest to an introduction she can manage.]
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Nothing else to add? Or perhaps that's your introduction. [Now he goes to shake her hand.] Madame Butterfly it is.
[He figures that if she can speak, she'll object to such a ridiculous name.]
Bonus
It seemed to be a painfully slow shtick punctuated with large frustrated groans. Until some human blur seemed to jaunt past and make off with his lumber! ]
Mmh-
[ He reached out towards Quiet once she swooped past, dropping another few sticks in the process. ]
Wait- How-...
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Leaping with the force to cause a small shockwave, the chicken-hatted snipers springs towards the pile of sticks to gather them up into her arms.]
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Hhh- Wait-... Wait! Thossse are mine!
[ There was no hope for a creature as slow as he was. All he could do was try and shoo Quiet away before she snatched up the rest of his twigs. ]
How do you move like thiss!
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Unable to silence her compulsion, and not willing to fight in her current state, the sniper turns back from Tlaloc. In a step, she alters the pigment of her skin until she is rendered completely invisible.
Unfortunately for her, this does not extend to what she's holding and a perceptive eye may notice a bundle of sticks floating away back towards the village.]
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Just because he wasn't a rain god did not mean he could be bullied! ]
I ssaid ssstop! Please.
[ He reached, spreading his wide earthy hand out towards the bundle. Any invisible woman between the two went completely unnoticed. Unless he managed to make contact, anyway. ]