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I don't have much to add to this I just really love their CR so much I'm so in love and so mad at how cute they are?? ?? i blame you
also she totally washed his coat at her work and we can either handwave she returned it before their thread in the reconstruction log OR she can return it to him there WHICHEVER YOU WANT?
WOW what if i blame you…!? maybe if Oona wasn't so cute, smfh!!
BUT that said I'm fine with either!! he'll be wearing a shitty scarf in the reconstruction log if he doesn't have his coat back yet so she can make fun of him… IM AIGHT EITHER WAY, they're too cute… god
she'll totally make fun of his scarf and then present him with his coat all proud and TA-DAH I EVEN GOT THAT LITTLE BLOOD STAIN OUT if there's any tears in it maybe she did a terrible job trying to stitch it together... like the stitches are just string looped through the holes and not even tied off she just left the string dangling bc she couldn't figure out how to close it.
please teach her dear lord she can't survive on her own. she legit just defaults to basic animal survival. picks up fish and eats them raw, uses tape on clothes maybe...
She probably only "patched up" like two holes bc she got so pissed about them not perfectly closing like it's supposed to and she as like THE FUCK IS THIS WITCHCRAFT BULLSHIT and gave up.
it's the thought that counts okay. she'll be so proud and then be super embarrassed like okay but don't... don't look at those holes okay just... shh
ETA: I had this thought as I was going to bed and wanted to say it before I forgot but I also really want Oona to talk more about when she was captured bc she spent a good chunk of the later years wanted really badly to die. And then when they tore her teeth out/ground them flat/took her tail she spiraled into this "okay I'm going to murder the shit out of them, take my scale back and get my revenge and THEN die."
And now she's got her tail back and everyone that hurt her is dead and she doesn't really want to die anymore but she never thought further ahead than "get tail and die bc no future probably" so she's got no idea wtf to do with herself and
HAHA man, he'll definitely help her out with figuring all of that out?! don't eat fish raw, Oona... the holes in his coat are endearing but he'll also be OK with teaching her how to do menial things, he's the eel for you
also oh my god?! MY HEART... he'll feel her deeply about the wanting to die thing, that was the one thing he also wanted for himself for ages. he's also fumbling through the "what do i do" part of his life, especially because the one person he trusted the most betrayed him harshly... so he won't be too great at giving solid advice because he's A Mess but he'll sympathize so much?! let's commiserate, he feels you so deeply, Oona.
legit i ha to write up a memory for the memory event thing we had here a while back and like. clutches chest. Oona's first words in english were "hurts, please" because she thought maybe they just didn't know and they'd feel bad and send her home (and they were planning on trying to kidnap a merman for her thinking she was lonely and hey bonus possible breeding observations and she was like hell no)... and instead they were like Wow her fangs fuck up her speech a little, let's file them flat and rip out the longer canines so she can speak better A+ us"
and then she brutally stabbed them all to death with shards of glass from her tank so joKES ON THEM
she'll just sit on his lap some more and tell him they'll... idk. find something to do together. WE'LL FIND OUR OWN FUTURE. WITH BLACKJACK. AND HOOKERS!!
WOW... I DIDN'T NEED MY HEART ON THIS DAY ANYWAY?! i can't believe you would do this to me, i guess i didn't need my emotions right now... lies on the fucking floor and weeps. but god, that's so painful, the stupid eel is going to want her to find something nice!! and to live a life where people don't hold her down! and be peaceful! because he just wants good things for her... he's so tired of life being unfair and frustrating for people that deserve better. being used is the absolute worst.
SLAMS MY PALMS DOWN ONTO MY DESK FOR HAPPINESS AND CUTENESS FOR SEA CREATURES
okay but SAME FOR HER THOUGH?? SHE WANTS HIM TO BE HAPPY SHE LIKE AGGRESSIVELY COMPLIMENTS HIM AND IS LIKE NO YOU'RE GREAT!! YOU'RE COOL AND WORTHY!! SHAKES HIM
i'm looking forward to a future beach episode where she's going to try and drag him into the water like COME ON COME ON BEACH SHENANIGANS.
build a sandcastle... bury him in the sand... falls asleep on him by the bonfire............
wow?! starts digging a hole in the ground to bury myself six feet under, THANKS A LOT. how dare you torture my soul like this, it's too early in the morning for me to be emotionally compromised
okay but that's too cute, beach shenanigans... this dumb eel awkwardly drying Oona's hair with a towel and brushing it!! while she's asleep... she's too cute, i'm endlessly angry about this
oh that's right it's pretty early where you are, huh... OOPS. enjoy the tears that flavor your breakfast now i guess.
i'm so mad like I just. I'm so mad. They need to stop this riGHT NOW. don't let her find out where he lives bc she might stop by on her super late night walks home (since she gets off at like. 4/5am most of the time) and just crash there. barges in HELLO I'M TOO LAZY TO GO TO MY ROOM I'M SLEEPING HERE NOW MOVE OVER or something ridiculous like that.
she's really like a cat like dont feed her you'll never get rid of her
ok but if Oona really does start crashing at her place at ass-o'clock in the morning i hope you know that he'll start laying out food for her preemptively and stuff while simultaneously trying to act aloof/annoyed?! he's too tsun but he's also too much of a woobie to turn her away?!
oh my god.... yes good. I will warn you tho that even though she probably totally crashes on the couch, eventually she's gonna be like "Fuck it I'm cold" and just invade his bed. just crawls in like SCOOT OVER OR I'LL LAY ON YOU
sorry adolf, look at your life, look at your choices.....
also she'll totally bring him fish to cook?? Like if he's making her food she'll start bringing groceries over. not that she knows much about cooking but she'd be like well it's only fair... probably. Eats the food, stocks his fridge with things she wants to eat. she ends up buying really expensive things too bc she has no concept of money.
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I don't have much to add to this I just really love their CR so much I'm so in love and so mad at how cute they are?? ?? i blame you
also she totally washed his coat at her work and we can either handwave she returned it before their thread in the reconstruction log OR she can return it to him there WHICHEVER YOU WANT?
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BUT that said I'm fine with either!! he'll be wearing a shitty scarf in the reconstruction log if he doesn't have his coat back yet so she can make fun of him… IM AIGHT EITHER WAY, they're too cute… god
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she'll totally make fun of his scarf and then present him with his coat all proud and TA-DAH I EVEN GOT THAT LITTLE BLOOD STAIN OUT if there's any tears in it maybe she did a terrible job trying to stitch it together... like the stitches are just string looped through the holes and not even tied off she just left the string dangling bc she couldn't figure out how to close it.
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I tl;dr'd im so sorry stop me
She probably only "patched up" like two holes bc she got so pissed about them not perfectly closing like it's supposed to and she as like THE FUCK IS THIS WITCHCRAFT BULLSHIT and gave up.
it's the thought that counts okay. she'll be so proud and then be super embarrassed like okay but don't... don't look at those holes okay just... shh
ETA: I had this thought as I was going to bed and wanted to say it before I forgot but I also really want Oona to talk more about when she was captured bc she spent a good chunk of the later years wanted really badly to die. And then when they tore her teeth out/ground them flat/took her tail she spiraled into this "okay I'm going to murder the shit out of them, take my scale back and get my revenge and THEN die."
And now she's got her tail back and everyone that hurt her is dead and she doesn't really want to die anymore but she never thought further ahead than "get tail and die bc no future probably" so she's got no idea wtf to do with herself and
Adolf halp u understand her right
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also oh my god?! MY HEART... he'll feel her deeply about the wanting to die thing, that was the one thing he also wanted for himself for ages. he's also fumbling through the "what do i do" part of his life, especially because the one person he trusted the most betrayed him harshly... so he won't be too great at giving solid advice because he's A Mess but he'll sympathize so much?! let's commiserate, he feels you so deeply, Oona.
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and then she brutally stabbed them all to death with shards of glass from her tank so joKES ON THEM
she'll just sit on his lap some more and tell him they'll... idk. find something to do together. WE'LL FIND OUR OWN FUTURE. WITH BLACKJACK. AND HOOKERS!!
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SLAMS MY PALMS DOWN ONTO MY DESK FOR HAPPINESS AND CUTENESS FOR SEA CREATURES
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okay but SAME FOR HER THOUGH?? SHE WANTS HIM TO BE HAPPY SHE LIKE AGGRESSIVELY COMPLIMENTS HIM AND IS LIKE NO YOU'RE GREAT!! YOU'RE COOL AND WORTHY!! SHAKES HIM
i'm looking forward to a future beach episode where she's going to try and drag him into the water like COME ON COME ON BEACH SHENANIGANS.
build a sandcastle... bury him in the sand... falls asleep on him by the bonfire............
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okay but that's too cute, beach shenanigans... this dumb eel awkwardly drying Oona's hair with a towel and brushing it!! while she's asleep... she's too cute, i'm endlessly angry about this
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i'm so mad like I just. I'm so mad. They need to stop this riGHT NOW. don't let her find out where he lives bc she might stop by on her super late night walks home (since she gets off at like. 4/5am most of the time) and just crash there. barges in HELLO I'M TOO LAZY TO GO TO MY ROOM I'M SLEEPING HERE NOW MOVE OVER or something ridiculous like that.
she's really like a cat like dont feed her you'll never get rid of her
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look at this nerd, he could never say no to strays ever
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sorry adolf, look at your life, look at your choices.....
also she'll totally bring him fish to cook?? Like if he's making her food she'll start bringing groceries over. not that she knows much about cooking but she'd be like well it's only fair... probably. Eats the food, stocks his fridge with things she wants to eat. she ends up buying really expensive things too bc she has no concept of money.