Welcome to CERES' new dating experience -- ABOMIDate (Catchy, huh?). They've found that they're a little concerned with everyone's ability to... connect with denizens of different species, and in a place like Cerealia that is full of aliens, that's a Big Problem! After all, it's pretty clear by now that there are a lot of things about your friendly neighborhood aliens that you just know nothing about. What else do you not know? That the greeting of a Faswwg is face licking? That feathered species require mating dances to woo? That [REDACTED] needs [REDACTED] to [REDACTED]? So clearly, the way to fix this problem is...to practice dating other species!
Namely eldritch abominations! In CERES' experience, eldritch abominations really sum up the full interspecies dating way of life and provide you a variety of different species (and orifices) to enjoy.
So it's time to put on some proper music -- no, not that, that's not right. There, that's better. Anyway, time to put on some sexy background music, and woo the monster of your dreams!
 [ horrifying noises of nightmares and despair ]
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PHASE I [ 8 00 ] Welcome to the new and improved Abominable Dating, CERES’ brand new virtual dating experience! The first thing you will see will be a character select screen, because CERES wants you to get to the dating part right away. Don’t worry, there are a lot of beautiful and handsome candidates to choose from so feel free to jump right in! There’s this fellow, or this dashing lass and even a hidden character who is... not really all that hidden if they’re right there to be picked, but there you go!
You have to pick one. There’s no other option, I’m afraid.
And once you do, you’ll end up in a room with your date, dressed up in beautiful, date-like clothing. Unfortunately, everyone else who picked that date will also be in the room with you, also dressed up and prepared for dating.
This is awkward.
It gets even more awkward when your date decides that you look like a great main course. Watch out for those claws/teeth/limbs/etc! Maybe you can work together to take down your starving date, sad as that sounds.
PHASE II [ 1000 ] No dating game would be complete without stat boosting sessions. Regardless of how you feel about your current date, you’re locked into the game now (and hopefully not while covered in the blood of your date themselves, though they just come back even if you managed to kill them), and the game is picking a stat it thinks you need to work on. Either your intelligence is deplorable, your charisma is totally lacking, or your strength is at noodly-arm levels. That’s pretty bad. (It doesn’t matter what your actual intelligence, charisma or strength are, the game might be making things up at this point.)
Because of this, you’re going to be automatically tossed into a mini-game to increase those stats! This will be fun, absolutely. Nothing but Fun here in ViViD. So regardless of what the game thinks you’re lacking, it’s going to throw you into the same mini-game -- eldritch abomination make-over sessions.
You'll show up at a row of dressing rooms, each marked with a sign above the door reading NO INTELLIGENCE or NO STRENGTH or NO CHARISMA in bright red letters. Choosing the right one (embrace your shame) will reveal your initial date to you. They bat their eyelashes in greeting and growl out a very sultry, Will you help me, senpai?
Time to get to work!
You won’t be able to leave the mini-game until the monster is completely satisfied with its makeover, so it’s time to really tap in to your inner fashion sense. Of course, the fact that you’re all trying to apply makeup to the same monster might make this hard, but you can surely all get along, right?
Right?
PHASE III [ 1800 ] At first, you were on a date. Finally, you, your monster, candelight. Everything was going right until... well, you made a bad dialogue choice. They asked you what your favorite food was, you accidentally picked "Italian" (or maybe picked it on purpose which makes this even worse!) and then things went dark.
When you wake up, you'll find yourself in a cage. The room is dark and dank and there's no light other from the crack of a door somewhere up a flight of stairs. You're in a cage in a basement and there's a key glinting on the table right across the room there. Is it for your cage?
Welcome to the Yandere Route.
You might not actually be alone though. The cage isn't terribly big but there's enough room for someone else and if you shift around a little, you'll bump into them. Maybe you should share some woes of the eldritch horror dating experience. Maybe you should try and find a way out! Who knows? But there's one thing for sure:
You're both extremely naked.
Good luck!
PHASE IV [ 1830 ] You did it. You’ve gotten to the end of the game, or nearly. You’ve earned up enough affection points somehow. Maybe it was through the eldritch abomination following you around to trying to eat you or maybe it really, really, really liked your makeover. Maybe there was that thing and the cage and some weird pictures it took -- who knows! But now it’s time for the inevitable scene.
The confession scene.
Except... well, ViViD can’t do confession scenes very well. You'll find yourself there in the schoolyard, dressed in the appropriate school uniforms but...
For one thing, there’s a heavy shower of rose petals. A heavy shower. They’re everywhere. They might get in your mouth and face, they’re pooling around your knees, it's a rose petal flood and you're about to drown!
For another, the eldritch abomination you chose to romance is getting closer and... closer. And closer. And that sure is a lot of teeth, huh? Is it coming in for a kiss or to eat off your face? It’s... really hard to tell with all the rose petals, isn’t it?
To make matters even worse, you can’t move -- you’re locked into the scene until it comes to its proper conclusion. The game is stuck and you're here, suffering through it all. Well, you're suffering unless someone comes and rescues you, but who in the world would interrupt a touching scene like this to do that?!
BONUS [ why o'clock ] You know you have to get dressed up nicely for your date. It's an important one! Third date means third base, after all. So, you’re shoved into a closet, and surrounded by tons and tons of choices to pick from. You're spoiled for choice!
But, well... no matter what you put on, or even if you just elect to stay in your regular clothing, it changes as soon as you step out of the closet to meet your date.
Don’t worry, you look adorable.
It can’t be taken off, of course. So you’d better get comfy, because you’re going to be a pink dinosaur for your third date and... your fourth date. And your fifth. Hell, you might still be a pink dinosaur when it comes time to confess! How... cute.
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well fancy seeing you here <3 also IV!
Rose petals seem to be the least of Hiro's problem, too, seeing how he's wading through them with Baymax following right behind him. Originally, he'd been too far to see who he just rescued and it's only when he's closer that he flips up his visor to address the poor player from behind.]
Hey, are you oka--[And he stops. And he stares. And he squints? before approaching closer, circling around and analyzing her quickly just to make sure she wasn't an AI in the game. But that wouldn't make sense and soon there's a very, very relieved grin.] Honey! [Except then he gets a look at her outfit and he can't help but let his lips twitch in a far-too-amused smile.] Uh. Kinda goes against your normal style don't you think?
[That monster seems to be having a hard time standing up again, but they probably shouldn't stay here for long. He's honestly just taking a moment or two to process that she's here.]
Hey, hey <333 (also, Literal Deus Ex Machina XDDD)
Hiro! [She would run up to the boy and give him and Baymax the tightest hug she could muster but moving proved to be cumbersome, to say least (She could, at the very least, clamber towards the two of them so that they can see her clearly). At his question, she looks down herself, touching the hem of her blouse with one hand and the edge of the pigtail hairstyle the game made her wear with the other.] I have an outfit similar to this though...
[An ear-piercing shriek from her jilted boyfriend breaks Honey Lemon's reverie, grabbing on to Hiro's forearm with a look of urgency on her face.]
Uh, we have to go!
well it just wouldn't be a disney thread without one, amirite?
Of course the more rational, more aware of the giant shrieking monster part of him knows that'll have to wait. They can talk more about what's in Honey's closet later seeing how tall, burned and ugly stumbles to its feet.]
Right, going! Can you move? Baymax and I have been airborne for most of this game. [And speaking of, he briefly turns his shoulder just to call out--] Baymax, wings!
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That's the thing! I can't move! I've been trying to move my feet but I can't--
[Unless, if she remembers her shoujo tropes right...]
WAIT! I need to tell that monster how I feel first!
[Wait, WHAT]
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[You know. Considering said-monster's lumbering closer and closer to them.]
acting out shoujo tropes like a champ /sheds a tear 1/2
[Honey Lemon lets go of Hiro's arm, turning around to face the creature head on, balling her hand into a fist.]
This is a dating simulation and this type of game only ends after you confess to your crush. It's our only option.
[She slips her other hand behind her, making that one grip Hiro's wrist securely.]
Just be ready to pull me away.
[The monster comes closer and closer, the rose petals nothing even slowing it down. Once it's mere inches away from the blonde's face, Honey yells:]
2/2 this tag. i died laughing
[Her grip tightens on Hiro's wrist, shutting her eyes while covering her face with her free arm. The growing pile of rose petals might be a blessing in disguise seeing that it was blocking Honey's view of the monster's stunning, burned visage.]
this entire thread is perfect so far omg
He's not waiting for the monster's response, which he's sure is to try and lean in for a kiss. And by kiss we mean to try and bite Honey Lemon's face off, so instead he yanks on her to pull her free from the roses. Petals fly into the monster's mouth, sticking to its teeth as it roars loudly in their faces and he stumbles back holding onto her hand.]
Game over! [Baymax lands behind them and Hiro pulls Honey Lemon toward the robot.] I have an idea. We've gotta get back in the air though!
hehe :3c YEARS OF READING MANGA SAVED THEIR LIVES. WHO KNEW?
[Finally!
Oh, thank goodness she can move, not needing to be told twice to go to Baymax, gripping on to Hiro's hand tightly as they run as fast as they can, kicking up more rose petals in their wake. She holds on for dear life once they're safely on Baymax's back]
I didn't need to see that ending CG anyway.
[She's 100% sure she got the bad end, no doubt.]
never has he been more proud :')
[He doesn't need to be told twice and a flurry of rose petals kick up as the rockets kick in, the two superheroes and the robot soaring up into the air to the top of the school building far away from monsters. It's only when they land that Baymax turns his head to look at the additional party member.]
Hello Honey Lemon. You appear to be: flustered.
[And meanwhile Hiro's dismounting to drop on the ground, peering over the roof to see if there's anybody else stuck dealing with the same thing. He soon glances up at her, grinning again now that he's sure they're a little safer.] Looks like the coast is clear.
;A;9
Baymax! Hi! Yeah, um, I am a little flustered. [And then some.
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It seems Honey Lemon can't let go of Baymax's back yet. She glances back to Hiro, giving a sheepish version of his grin, chuckling nervously.]
That's good! But I think my arms are stuck...
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Pretending that absolutely nothing about this is bizarre is about the only way he can keep a reign on his own feelings right now.]
Yeah, your first time through ViViD is usually pretty rough. [Baymax even helps by crouching down to lessen the distance from the ground and his back.] Jump on the count of three? [Wait.] Unless you mean they're actually really stuck, in that case then we improvise a little.
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On 3. [1, 2, 3!] Oof! [She hops down from Baymax's back only for her knees to wobble.] Whoa, still a little shaky.
[Hiro might notice how cold and clammy her hands were. Despite putting up a brave and cheerful front, Honey was terrified of what had happen earlier. She was just grateful you two came in the nic of time.]
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Baymax, can you scan her? [And already the bot is checking her over for injuries and any sign of distress. He can hear the angry sounds of another monster below them and he winces, shaking his head slightly.]
C'mon. Let's just sit until you're ready to move again, okay? [Surreal, surreal, surreal. There's an overwhelming urge to laugh at how ridiculous it is to see someone after nearly four months, along with a slight panic that she's here now and that means one more new target for CERES. But he's still her friend first and foremost. His priority is to make sure she's safe.]
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[Hearing another monster howl below them made her shudder, clearly not making her nerves any better. She kind of wants to just drop to the floor unceremoniously considering how her legs feel like jelly at the moment. Before she could even begin to debate it in her head, Honey just slumps to the floor, her hands slipping from Hiro's grip so she can at least attempt to center herself by resting her palms on the ground.]
But we can't... [She looks up, concerned.] stay long. [Her monster beau might not take too kindly that his new ladylove was snatched up like that.]
Can we get out?
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Deep calming breaths will help.
[He gives Baymax a light grin, patting the robot's shin before he crouches and faces Honey again.]
We've gotta find the log-out portal. That's the messed up thing about ViViD the first time. Once you play through it you can log out whenever you want but the first game really makes you work for it. We'll be okay, this is actually kinda tame for some of the games. [Not that it makes it much better.] What else happened?
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That... really doesn't sound safe. [But if this was more of the tamer games, the blonde would hate to think what the more worse ones are.]
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I may have made a makeshift flamethrower using a candle and a can of hairspray I found in my purse, and then I used that to try and burn the monster's face off.
[Well, now Hiro knows why it was especially pissed at Honey.]
The date we were on wasn't going very well. [On account of the all too real threat of getting killed and eaten alive.]
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It's been a long three months.
On the other hand, there's a beat as he registers what she says and he chuckles under his breath.]
Guess the chemistry was a little too intense for him, huh? [Yes, that's great, Hiro, nice time to be making nerd jokes.] Way to improvise.
[He doesn't want to have to kill the monster, but he's thinking quickly to try and figure out where the log-out portal could be.] If you were stuck in the school yard, I bet the portal's inside the building somewhere. You've read more shoujo than I have, where do girls go if--[Oh god he can't even keep a straight face.]--Senpai rejects their affections?
My time has come...
But hmm... [Honey ponders this seriously, suddenly grateful reading all that manga in her spare time.] Girls would usually run to the girls' bathroom after being rejected by senpai...
[Oh boy.]
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So maybe not that much like a mission at all. When she responds though he just gives her a look.]
Seriously? We have to go there? [It's just a bathroom, sure, but...look, he's still 14, the idea of venturing into the opposite gender's bathroom is still daunting to him. Especially when ViViD's already weird.]
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Back to the task at hand, Honey just laughs again when the boy gave her that look. Genius or not, Hiro Hamada is still a pubescent 14-year-old deep down. She herself forgets that sometimes.]
There? Hiro, you make it sound like it's an uncharted planet or something. Going to the girls' room is nothing compared to the stuff we've done, right?
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I'd rather go back into the portal between you and me. [Dryly. So dryly, but he takes a deep breath and looks down in the schoolyard again.] If we head down there, just remember we've gotta stay on guard. This place is pretty unpredictable sometimes. [He turns his head.] There should be the roof access door somewhere up here, right?
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Ah, [Honey looks up as well, taking a look around the area.] there should be stairway that leads to the roof. The characters in the manga I've read always go up there to eat lunch, hang out, or [He's going to love this.] even confess to your crush.
[Searching, searching... and then.] There! [She exclaims, pointing her finger at the door.] Our way out.
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Sweet! Let's get going and get into the school. Baymax, think you can lead the way?
I will scan the interior of the school when we get inside.
[The robot's wings fold in back into his armor and Hiro stands up, offering Honey his hand to pull her to his feet so they can follow Baymax.] There are way too many places to confess to your crush in this game. It's pretty weird.
Welcome to Shoujo 101, Hio Hamada
excuse, he didn't sign up for this
She'll shoujo you the way
annnnd there's the pun
Courtesy of Nikki 1/2
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Hiro ;A;
imagine how sad he'll be when he logs out and she's not there...