[ once he gets past the initial shock of this entire shitshow (he decides not to question it, really— it's not the weirdest thing his life's thrown at him), bardo resigns himself to whatever the fuck... this is... by approaching the campfire he's been unceremoniously plopped in, opening and closing his glitching hand in an attempt to stabilize it.
that's all well and good, right? except he's in a pair of booty shorts and a crop top, so enjoy that for your daily dose of 'things you wish you didn't have to see'. here's some 30-or-40-something year old dubiously humanoid guy with tiger ears and a tail, in dubiously sexy clothing. this isn't the type of cosplay anyone wants to witness?!
he looks pretty nonchalant, though, and even settles down next to whoever is closest with a heavy sigh. please tell him to cover himself up please tell him to cover himself up tell him to keeps his legs closed. ]
Aah, this cat is too old to be doing something like this.
[ questionable catman at your 3 o'clock. ]
bonus.
[ so.
this is a bear.
bardo's shitty robot butler is standing to the side being completely unhelpful— what the fuck even is a start menu, bardo has no idea— while bardo. tries to calm a bear.
looking visibly distressed, still in bootyshorts and a crop top, he calls out to the nearest person (or nonperson, he doesn't care at this point): ]
bardo | lamento ~cats cats cats~
[ once he gets past the initial shock of this entire shitshow (he decides not to question it, really— it's not the weirdest thing his life's thrown at him), bardo resigns himself to whatever the fuck... this is... by approaching the campfire he's been unceremoniously plopped in, opening and closing his glitching hand in an attempt to stabilize it.
that's all well and good, right? except he's in a pair of booty shorts and a crop top, so enjoy that for your daily dose of 'things you wish you didn't have to see'. here's some 30-or-40-something year old dubiously humanoid guy with tiger ears and a tail, in dubiously sexy clothing. this isn't the type of cosplay anyone wants to witness?!
he looks pretty nonchalant, though, and even settles down next to whoever is closest with a heavy sigh. please tell him to cover himself up please tell him to cover himself up tell him to keeps his legs closed. ]
Aah, this cat is too old to be doing something like this.
[ questionable catman at your 3 o'clock. ]
bonus.
[ so.
this is a bear.
bardo's shitty robot butler is standing to the side being completely unhelpful— what the fuck even is a start menu, bardo has no idea— while bardo. tries to calm a bear.
looking visibly distressed, still in bootyshorts and a crop top, he calls out to the nearest person (or nonperson, he doesn't care at this point): ]
Hey, you! Do you speak this thing's language?!