[Okay, so. The dinosaur doctor was scary enough and Wall-E high-tailed it as soon as that thing made an appearance, but now there's a bird that he made the mistake of going towards when he heard a voice calling, and the poor little robot got quite an earful about some really morbid stuff before the bird rudely squawked loudly in his face and caused him to flee.
And so, anyone who might be nearby in the area might be able to hear an odd sort of low-pitched whine, and it's coming from what appears to be a box in the corner over here: or rather, a small robot that's trying really hard to pretend to be a box. However, it's making noise and shaking a little in fear from being in this strange place, so that kind of ruins the illusion and sad attempt at trying to hide right now.]
⊲ bonus phase
[...We do not like the cone of shame. (We are also the wrong Pixar character to be wearing a cone of shame, but that aside--)
Unfortunately, Wall-E is unable to remove this thing that the "doctor" and receptionist shoved down over us. Despite the object being placed in a way that it should be easy to remove, Wall-E's own hands keep getting stuck to the sides of the cone from trying to pull it off, which then causes him to end up rolling backwards or forwards over people's feet or into nearby objects in it's desperate attempts to remove it. Thanks to the cone, he's unable to see where he's going or what he's crashing into, so if he does end up rolling over your feet or crashing into you, we assure you that it wasn't like he meant to do that on purpose.
Somebody please help this poor robot, surely he did nothing to deserve this.]
Wall - E | the pixar movie about cute robots falling in love
[Okay, so. The dinosaur doctor was scary enough and Wall-E high-tailed it as soon as that thing made an appearance, but now there's a bird that he made the mistake of going towards when he heard a voice calling, and the poor little robot got quite an earful about some really morbid stuff before the bird rudely squawked loudly in his face and caused him to flee.
And so, anyone who might be nearby in the area might be able to hear an odd sort of low-pitched whine, and it's coming from what appears to be a box in the corner over here: or rather, a small robot that's trying really hard to pretend to be a box. However, it's making noise and shaking a little in fear from being in this strange place, so that kind of ruins the illusion and sad attempt at trying to hide right now.]
⊲ bonus phase
[...We do not like the cone of shame. (We are also the wrong Pixar character to be wearing a cone of shame, but that aside--)
Unfortunately, Wall-E is unable to remove this thing that the "doctor" and receptionist shoved down over us. Despite the object being placed in a way that it should be easy to remove, Wall-E's own hands keep getting stuck to the sides of the cone from trying to pull it off, which then causes him to end up rolling backwards or forwards over people's feet or into nearby objects in it's desperate attempts to remove it. Thanks to the cone, he's unable to see where he's going or what he's crashing into, so if he does end up rolling over your feet or crashing into you, we assure you that it wasn't like he meant to do that on purpose.
Somebody please help this poor robot, surely he did nothing to deserve this.]