[ With an audible "shaaa!" a small alien seemed to barrel through the air, front flipping several times before landing perfectly on one foot. Almost immediately after that landing, Jaco sprang into a pose. ]

Halt, fiends! You should regret your unlawful actions!

[ The patrolman was barely taller than Steven, but he flexed with a certain ferocity found only in the most justice-loving of heroes. ]

Harassment is against galactic law! Even harassment of humans! Probably!