Speed Dating Meme

[fairbrook]

IC Speed Dating Meme

Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

Comments

[fairbrook]

NAME: Sir Integra Hellsing
GENDER: Female
PREFERENCES: M/F Someone able to keep up.

[Why does it seem like she's here more for her own personal amusement than to actually find a date?]

[bakudanma]

NAME: 桂 小太郎 Katsura Kotarou.
GENDER: Male.
PREFERENCES: Unfaithful Wives.

_{[ Either you, male or female, talk to him or he's sitting down and talking to you, male or female, very solemnly: ]}
There is a very important question I have to ask you before we get started.
Do you have what it takes to grab a plant up by its root and then nourish it yourself to blossom?

[shikisha]

Name: Nonon Jakuzure
Gender: Female
Preferences: Someone able to hold a tune. Or girls with long black hair and an intimidating aura. Or bad-mouthed delinquents.

[ Just sitting here with a smile on her face, ready to take people down a peg or two. ]

[niceguypose]

NAME: Konoha's Beautiful Green Wild Beast, Rock Lee.

[That took up all the space on his card. Please flip over to the back.]

GENDER: Male
PREFERENCE: The smile that brings in the spring

[multiglyphs]

NAME: Weiss Schnee is not here because she wants to be
GENDER: Female who finds this whole affair quite ridiculous
PREFERENCES: Anywhere but here, please and thank you

[ RUBY, YANG CAN SHE LEAVE NOW ]

[pachintoki]

NAME: 坂田 銀時 Sakata Gintoki
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: Someone who is actually not a person but a chocolate parfait.


[So either males or females are fine. Is he . . . is he holding a spoon? He also looks completely dejected. . . crushed, even.]

. . . I thought this was all you can eat night.

[Zura definitely lied.]

[muties]

NAME: roxy lalonde
GENDER: babe
PREFERENCES: wizards

[ It's hard to tell whether she's taking this seriously or just fucking around. ]

[scenting]

NAME: Malia Tate
GENDER: I'm a girl.
PREFERENCES: I don't think I'm supposed to be here.

[ SHE HAS A STILES??? sits grumpily and confused ]

[manolia]

[in awful scrawl:]

NAME: Chibi
GENDER: male
PREFERENCES: a radiant soul

[and that is hippie asshole speak for "men and women are both fine."]

[multiglyphs]

[ why is she here what is this world coming to oh well at least there's someone she recognizes ]

Was the title really necessary?

[rollin]

[ Also sits grumpily and confused. ]

... Who made you go?

[niceguypose]

[Rock Lee weeps as he reads her card.]

Of course you're supposed to be here, Malia-san!! There is always a place for you! [he might have taken 'here' as meaning in this world in general.]

[defeets]

NAME: the beautiful, soaring green beast
SEX: if you would be so kind
PREFERENCES: step on me

[ . . . . . and Jae-ha is peering down at his own card--]

Who... wrote this....?

[that's a neutral enough answer

though to be honest he's inwardly going "well, they're not wrong"]

[niceguypose]

[He perks up as he sees her, presenting his card proudly like it's some kind of merit badge.]

Ah... I believe that it was necessary, Weiss-san! It communicates things about me even more than just stating my name! Don't you agree?

[bakudanma]

_{[ SITS ACROSS FROM, and very solemnly: ]}
I like romantic walks on the beach, puppies, the color green, revolutionizing Japan and soba.

[scenting]

I was passing by and got hungry.

[ imagine those flat guilty dog ears

that's malia ]

[niceguypose]

I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!

[Rock Lee runs across like five tables, dashing right at Jae-Ha, and he will try to step right onto the top of his head.

Who's the green beast now!]

[psycholawgy]

Name: Athena Cykes
Gender: Female
Preferences: Reading, drawing, I LIKE A LOT OF THINGS

[ Preferences, not hobbies, Athena... ]

This should be good enough, right?

[scenting]

[ HE'S CRYING AGAIN OH GOD ]

N-No...! Lee, I just meant here. In this place. Uh, dating?

[niceguypose]

[He looks up in confusion.]

D-dating? Ah, but Malia-san... I thought that our friendship was pure! How long have you wanted this? [Those odd looks he got sometimes- could those have been looks of love?! Oh, he was a fool for not noticing!]

I'm so afraid of breaking your heart, Malia-san!! Would you ever forgive me?!

[multiglyphs]

[ yes yes lee it's a very nice card ]

Honestly, it just makes me more confused.

[pachintoki]

[he just. . . his stare is devoid of anything even remotely interested. Instead, he'll tap the spoon on the table idly, replying in a equally dead-sounding tone.

Aah, I feel like we're the same person. Let's get married now.

[rollin]

NAME: Yata [ No one needs to know his full name. ]
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: [ He prefers women, but he got too embarrassed to fill the field out. He shouldn't be here, anyway!? ]

[ disgruntled sigh ] Seven minutes is way too long...

[niceguypose]

Hmmm!! [Rock Lee stares at Katsura for a moment, in the most intense thoughts.

Then, he gets up from his seat, walks over to the nearest plotted plant, rolls up his sleeves and grunts as he starts trying to uproot it.]

[scenting]

[ she's just going to go over the last few moments in her head because OH GOD

DID SHE SAY SOMETHING WRONG ]

Our friendship's still pure, Lee. I guess? I never really thought about it.

[ . . . ]

You haven't broken anything!