Speed Dating Meme

[fairbrook]

IC Speed Dating Meme

Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

Comments

[hoasen]

[Just looks at him like.......really.]

[hoasen]

Is that how we're meant to fill that in?

[Oh.]

[hoasen]

[She looks at him with BETRAYAL.]

I thought...you and...[Now BETRAYAL has turned into a knowing look that means Saya.]

[hoasen]

[Just looking at his card. It's not like she's meant to even be here, but she won't judge Ookurikara for wanting to find a hot date.

But first--]

I'm not sure that's how you answer "Preferences"?

[hoasen]

[HOW, WE ALL WONDER

SHE WONDERS HOW SHE GOT HERE TOO.

But first she must look at something.]

Non...humans? [Aliens???]

[beaconed]

[ He's just like Cinder. ]

...Y-You Haven guys sure have a way with words, you know that?

[hoasen]

[Looking at his form like hMMMM.]

What are you thinking about, Kousetsu?

[candlecutterpikachu]

No! I mean - yes, I mean - don't call me that!!

[ why has this spread so far

wh y ]

[pluvial]

[ uh ]

Yeah?

[pluvial]

Hey, I like swords too!

[ fuck speed dating, let's talk swords ok. ]

[hoasen]

[OH NO HE'S FLUSTERED.

Ah, it's actually rather endearing.]

A-ah, I didn't mean it in a way to offend you, I am sorry. Whoever dates Mitsutada will appreciate you as is. [Not just because he's the melonslasher?! She's not sure if this will make him feel better, but she's trying!]

[birthmarkless]

[ Two can play the same game. ]

Why are you even here?

[birthmarkless]

[ He comes rather gently, sitting on the designated spot. ]

If you want to write something on it, then write.

[birthmarkless]

[ Squiiiiints. What the hell is this. ]

What is this even supposed to mean?

[birthmarkless]

[ And totally responding this correctly as well. ]

For food, probably. [ ... ] Like, some wasabis on ramen or something like that.

[candlecutterpikachu]

Look, it wasn't me, okay??? I didn't come here of my own free will!!

[ Okay, maybe he did. But some of the other swords did try to drag him. SO IT COUNTS. ]

[candlecutterpikachu]

[ He just. Stares. ]

Why are you talking to me as if I wasn't here?


[ Throwing his name out like that?? ]

[hoasen]

[Okay now she's embarrassed and looking guilty.]

N-no! You are definitely here! Why would I talk to anyone else?!

[SHE WAS TRYING TO HELP let her put her foot into her mouth. She also said a lot.]

[candlecutterpikachu]

NAME: Shokudaikiri Mitsutada
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: Coolness and style

[ The hell is this. He's still staring at the card like ??? is this how human convention is supposed to work? ]

[candlecutterpikachu]

You're saying this as if Mitsutada was some other guy!

[ It would be nice if he could pawn this terrible nickname off to someone else, but... seriously?? ]

[oneirism]

... Oh, that makes sense. [Nod, nod in agreement.] I wonder if that means we'll get the food we prefer, then.

[Cause dates involve food, right? So it would only make sense if this speed dating thing did as well.]

[hoasen]

[He seems to really hate this melonslasher nickname (and she probably doesn't realise the candle cutter problem yet either), but by accident, she passionately slams her hands onto the table. Because she doesn't want him to misunderstand or be upset!]

No! I am talking to you, Mitsutada! To me, you are not Melon Slasher, but Shokudaikiri Mitsutada. You're a wonderful person...um, sword...and you deserve whatever you wish for!

[Pause. She realised she overdid it. Sitting back down.......]

I apologise, I went overboard, but I really wanted to make it clear that to me you are...Mitsutada?

[candlecutterpikachu]

[ Continues staring. Though his expression is more confused than anything else. ]

... is this a human thing?

[hoasen]

[She clears her throat AND WANTS A DO OVER, looking so uncool to a cool.]

If you are talking about what just happened, no, that is just me. Please excuse my outburst, it is unsightly.

But this event is something that is popular with humans, yes...

[candlecutterpikachu]

[ He's just gonna... lean back... and wipe metaphorical sweat off his face. ]

It seems rather... inconvenient?

[ Though it's not like he can say much about it, since he isn't one. ]