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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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What is happening... Is this a brawl?!
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[ She smirks and hops sideways as the robot takes a swing at her. All the while it's continuously scolding her for being such a slob. ]
You want in, Eyebrows? You look like you could use the practice.
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I've never met you before, but I trust you! I'll gladly fight by your side! [He says as he rushes forward towards the robot.]
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[ Still standing on the back of one of the seats, she scratches her chin thoughtfully and lunges to one side to dodge another swipe. ]
Ah, maybe it was another crossover aru. But, I can give you some tips if you want.
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[But he stops to listen to her.]
What kinds of cool tips do you have in mind? [A tooth sparkles.] Tell me about it!
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Tip one: Stop sparkling. You need a better gimmick aru. Can you move your eyebrows in an interesting way? Can they spin aru?
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Er... They cannot spin. I do not think that they can move more than normal eyebrows. But, I... I am very strong, I assure you!
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I am fierce, determined, I work hard! I am in the springtime of my youth!!
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[ She absently slaps the robot away. There are a few more coming up the aisle now. ]
Cat whiskers aru! You just need a better feature, so kids can paint their faces like you, you know?
[ She pulls a permanent marker from her pocket, and she's climbing over the seats toward him. She's definitely planning to turn those eyebrows into something that's going to need a mosaic to cover them. Even in this game. ]
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M-Miss... I am not sure if that is necessary, as much as I like to inspire the youth! A-and the enemies... more are appearing!
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Okay, let's see what you got, first! Then we will work on your image aru, okay?
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[ She launches herself into the air, and twists gracefully above one of the bots... Then she assumes a position that's almost like crouching in mid-air, before she comes straight down on the robot.
She was aiming to stomp it flat, but it didn't quite work out that way. She did manage to smash its head down inside of it, but her body went in with it. She's now stuck in the robot from the waist down.
Here's where the dramatics start. ]
EYEBROWS! IT'S EATING ME ARU! THEY ARE CANNIBALS!
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NOOOOOO!!!!
I will save you!! [And now he's dashing over to try his best at pulling her out of the robot.] This can't be the end yet!
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You have to go on without me... You can't let all of the youth down aru. I'll be smiling down on you from heaven...
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N-no! I can't leave you... I absolutely refuse to! If I left you behind... that would be letting all youth down! [And he tries to tug!]
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Eyebrows, I will always remember you... Your smiling face will be the last thing I see.
[ Even though he isn't smiling. Doesn't matter! It's dramatic! In a spray of sparks, she sinks out of sight, her hand eventually slipping out of his. ]
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Nooooo!!!!