//TESTDRIVE7.0.EXE

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//TESTDRIVE7.0.EXE Mystery Science Theatre -3000 Welcome to Cerealia's latest attraction. In an effort to branch into other forms of entertainment, CERES has been slowly patching together films from various worlds to show in its brand new movie theater. So, grab a friend, sit back, and enjoy the newest batch of imported films with a nice bucket of popcorn. As you'll notice from the long line outside, it's the latest rage in the colony, and those tired of the same virtual battles in ViViD are eager to enjoy a little change in scenery. For those eager to participate, you will find yourself being lead into the lobby by one of the many robotic theater employees. Showing today are five special films, and in the lobbies are various screens advertising them through the movie's digital avatar, Mnemosyne. Allow her to take you on a virtual tour of CERES' finest theatrical offerings. (( P.S. no actual actors/actresses appear in any of the films. It's all done through advanced CGi-technology and voice acting. )) "GOOD EVENING, MOVIE-GOERS. I AM MNEMOSYNE, YOUR GUIDE FOR THIS EVENING. AS YOU CAN SEE, WE HAVE SEVERAL CONCESSIONS FOR YOU. PLEASE PARTAKE IN THE CONCESSIONS, BUT DO NOT MAKE A MESS. THE THEATER ROBOTS HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO TAKE ACTION FOR LITTERING. TONIGHT'S FILMS ARE THE MUCH LAUDED AND CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED FILMS HAND-PICKED BY JULIUS VINCERE: MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE RATED A LARGE ADVENTURER 7 RATED B THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON RATED C DECEASE HARDER II RATED D YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS RATED Z PLEASE MAKE YOUR SELECTION AT THE BOOTHS IN THE FRONT OF THE LOBBY THEN FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS TO THE APPROPRIATE THEATER. THANK YOU AND ENJOY YOUR EVENING."

//SCENARIOS.EXE THEATER I [ 0000 ] MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see. If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself. THEATER II [ 0000 ] LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese. But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself. THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias. This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself. THEATER IV [ 0000 ] DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia. Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !) BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ] YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any. While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself. Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer. [ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the meme. ]

//RUN.EXE Welcome to CEREALIA's seventh Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

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[reuser]

[ Pyrrha’s response is to playfully shove him. Unfortunately, not only is she often incognizant of her own strength, the cramped setting makes it somewhat awkward. In order to get the elbow room necessary to do anything, she ends up half-shoved along with him. ]

...!!

[ Yes, those are verbalised ellipses and exclamation points. ]

[beaconed]

Pyrrha...?

[ He finds himself pressed against the cubicle wall, but has his arms half-raised to catch the lady just in case she ends up being shoved all the way. Just then, however, someone knocks on the locked door.

"Hello? Is everything alright in there?" The voice is female, who probably heard some strange noises from the other side. Jaune, panicked once more, looks to Pyrrha... should they answer, or just ignore it? ]

[reuser]

[ Her feet do an awkward dance as Pyrrha makes every measure to retain her balance, some steps more fruitful than others. In the end, she doesn’t end up brutally invading his space and is able to shuffle back toward the door - just in time for some else to knock on it. Back flinching painfully straight, Pyrrha shares a shock looked with Jaune. His thoughts, such as they are, aren’t lost on her. Do they reply or ignore it?

Eventually, Pyrrha draws in a breath and answers. ]

Yes, [ and here is the part where she almost says we, you can even see her lips form around that w-shape before she catches herself, ] I’m fine! Thank you.

[ Please go, please go, please—

Heels click against the tile, sound falling away as the door shuts behind the exiting woman. Relieved, Pyrrha lets out that same breath. ]

[beaconed]

[ Since he can’t answer using his own voice, his eyes were automatically drawn to her lips as he was eagerly anticipating her response to the stranger, and couldn’t help but notice her near blunder. He stifles his amusement at first, but quickly bursts into uncontrollable laughter once the coast is clear. It’s not quite clear if it’s because he’s relieved from the tension, or the fact that he’s seeing his friend for who she really is, just as he always has. ]

See what happens when you litter?

[ Once his laughter dies down, however, he moves his body closer to hers once again, manoeuvring his arm around her waist, and.... unlocks the door behind her. Yeah, it’s high time to get the hell out of here. ]

[reuser]

[ It’s a testament to Pyrrha’s battle-born grace that she doesn’t tumble over when the door suddenly opens, relieving her of support. Calmly, she turns and steps out, exiting into the wider restroom and toward the door. (Her easy stride is more than enough to mask the fact that she had not been calm a split second ago, that her heart had skipped unnecessarily and she can still feel his heat.) ]

Truly terrible things.

[ It’s said with laughter. ]

Come on, let’s see what flavour milkshakes they’re selling.

fooled you, i will make you continue this thread

[beaconed]

Now there's an idea I can get behind.

[ He strides ahead of her in excitement, this whole ordeal seems to have made him forget to question why his face mysteriously recovered after being wounded by the paddle. Instead, he holds the door open for her like the gentleman he was raised to be. ]

Well then, ladies first. [ ...Even though he should be leaving this room more than anyone else. ]

lol nah bro

[reuser]

[ With a pleased smile, she steps out ahead of him.

FADE TO BLACK, BFFS HAVING FUN, THE END. ]