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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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ii - 1/2
[ Due to the way that Yona so blindly ran out, it was inevitable that she would eventually smack against someone. But in a spark of luck, it just so happens that it's Yoon who receives the collision. He was wandering around curiously, since he's yet to decide which theater to enter.
But it seems that those plans will be delayed for now, once he realizes just who it is that he's yelling at... He has good reflexes, due to dealing with Ik-soo, and his own continued adventures; so by now he knows how to catch a fall. He secures his footing and catches the girl perfectly, avoiding a rough landing against the floor. ]
Tch! Be thankful that you're dealing with the genius pretty boy—
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Ah.
Ah. Yoon is right away rendered speechless once realization hits him. He knows this familiar scent, and this familiar red-hair... The way that the girl's body fits in his arms, he's held this girl before. Yes, he knows this person. There is only one person that answers the call of his familiarity. The person that he, Ki-ja, and Shin-ah have been waiting for all these long weeks... He couldn't help himself either, especially not after seeing her face like this. He, too, starts shedding tears.
Why is she crying? His princess... is crying! It's Princess Yona right before him. He couldn't muster an immediate emotion; he didn't know what to feel. He's happy. He's angry. He's worried. Why is she crying... Why is his princess looking this hurt!? He has so many questions bursting; where had you been? Where is the Thunder Beast and the others? Do you remember being separated from us? But he has to hold back for now. It's more important to check on her right away.
Yoon holds her more tenderly this time, but ironically tightly at the same time. He doesn't want to let her go anymore. He doesn't want her presence to leave his side like before... ]
Y-Yona!! What happened to you!?
1/2
But she collided with someone, and if it weren't for that person, she probably would have fell backwards against the door that had swung shut behind her. Still, she heard the words and yet, it was like she was hearing them with her head underwater - the sounds were completely indistinguishable.
Even so, the first thing she recognizes is... just how safe she feels. Those arms might be small, but they aren't weak. They're familiar. So is this scent... It might as well have been a month since they'd last seen each other for how happy she is to realize it's him.]
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[In her voice, above all else, there's just the sound of how grateful she is to have him here with her.]
Yoon, that movie was horrible, I--
[The truth is, she wants to talk about it, and at the same time, she doesn't. It's hard to decide if she really should. It touches on so many things that she's held in so long.]
...but it's okay now. I learned I shouldn't watch those kinds of things by myself.
[How she can manage to laugh about it... It goes to show the strength that she's able to draw from her friends, and just how important their support is to her.] But I didn't know you were here.
[She's okay... she's really okay!!
Okay maybe she's not, but... she's going to be!!! And she knows it. With some time, she knows she'll be okay. That... thing... wasn't real. Maybe she couldn't see him now, but... that person was out there somewhere. Living... So she was okay.]
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[ He was worried for so long. He held everything back pretty well... But now that he actually sees her before him; with that smile, with those tears... The strength he mustered so far until this day doesn't seem to matter anymore. He sheds more tears of his own, squeezing her with a little more protective force. It'll be fine, it's going to be fine. He repeats that to himself, embracing the princess against him as his heart beats faster and faster.
No matter what, nothing will change the fact that the princess is safe. Whatever she saw, he'll help her forget it. As long as he's here by her side, he'll continue keeping his promise to everyone. He'll make sure that nothing or no one ever harms her. It doesn't matter if she's strong. It doesn't matter if she can protect herself. His pride as a man is still bigger than anything else that matters, too. ]
Damn it... Where were you all this time? Why isn't the Thunder Beast with you?
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But what can she do? It isn't like she can chain him to her side. Her orders didn't hold the authority they might have needed to in order to make him stay. Or worse, it was just beyond both of their control. And while the latter might be more of a relief, it didn't change the fact that she felt hopeless without him at her side. Thinking back on the way she had been... none of this would be possible if it hadn't been for him. She'd be sitting her staring blankly at the walls, sorry for herself, thinking only of the past.
It was because of him that she had been able to meet the wonderful friends she loved so much now.]
Then Hak isn't with you either... I'm sorry for worrying you. When I'd arrived here, I really thought I was the only one. I'm really glad that's not true.
[She returned the hug tightly, taking comfort from it. Now wasn't the time to be wallowing. If Hak was missing then she'd just have to get off her butt and find him, and then drag him back. It was as simple as that.]
Don't worry. We'll find Hak. And when we do, I'll drag him back by the ear. He knows better than to go running off at a time like this. [Whether or not this reassurance is for Yoon or for herself... it's hard to say. But she smiles as confidently as she can.]
Is everyone else safe?
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He didn't let go until two whole minutes passed. Even then, he's quick to move a hand forward to hold hers. Just for a while longer, he really didn't want to forget the warmth of her hand. Her presence comforts him; he's perfectly aware this seems childish. But he could care less right now. The crowd is thick and it's rather dark across these theaters, so he didn't want to risk losing her again. ]
If you appeared, there might be a chance the rest to appear as well. Ki-ja and Shin-ah are both safe, but I have no idea where the others are.
[ But one step at a time... For now, it's better to catch their breaths and catch up with one another. Knowing Hak, he'll probably be the first one to find them, just like always. ]
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I see... then we'll just have to meet up with them soon. I'm sure they're looking for us as well.
[She didn't want to be separated from anyone longer than she needed to be. It was one thing to part for their own reasons, but being separated with no explanation worried her. She wanted to verify that they were all safe as soon as possible. It wasn't that she doubted their abilities. No, most of them would be safe, even traveling on their own. But as long as they'd been together now, she'd begun to think of them as family and it made her uneasy being away from them unexpectedly. For now, however, she'd have to have faith. As soon as they were able to, they'd reunite.]
We should go out to the lobby to talk. I have so many questions...
[And it's probably not polite to block the doorway like this.]