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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Tadashi Hamada | Big Hero 6
[Team up movies are typically good, but this one was...unlike any group he had seen. He can roll with it, and he does.
But the death and destruction began, and the images of his home, his friends and family intertwine with the movie.
...It's probably obvious that's a bit much for him, giving by how restless he's getting in his seat.]
theater iv
[Tadashi was as much of a fan of a good action film as the next guy, but this one was a little....crude?
What was with the velociraptor anyway? It was interesting, at least, but maybe not in the way it was going for.
You might finding him chuckling at the ridiculousness between bites of popcorn, or maybe you stumble across him with his face in his hands as every horrible mishap from his years building and experimenting starts appearing on the screen for him.]
III (tadaaashiiii--)
This kid's tiny--smaller than Hiro for sure.
Six years old to be exact.And while he might be used to less than child-friendly sights back home, at least those moments involved a culprit getting captured, and his friends still being alive.He doesn't want to be rude though--so, if Tadashi doesn't first see the boy lean forward to set his popcorn gently on the floor, where it won't topple over, he might eventually see in the dim light of the theatre a small sweater-wearing child tightly gripping the knees of his jeans. Staring determinedly at the ground--shaking, and doing his absolute best to ignore the loop because after all there's no way it's actually on the screen right?
...If he's 'caught', he'll probably apologize for it, at any rate.]
c:
That's when he realizes the state the boy next to him is in. The kid (younger than Hiro, he notes) is barely keeping it together, and his big brother instincts kick in. No one should have to sit through this, let alone a child.
So he leans forward, closer to the boy's level, and gently puts a hand on his shoulder.]
Why don't we both go ahead and step out?
tadashi if u knew what this kid has seen ohboy
While it's playing? [He whispers back, as if he's been told they're going to do something far worse.] Is that alright..? ...It won't upset anyone..?
[...Frankly the entire theatre seems uncomfortable enough. Trying not to be rude is the least of the issues he should be having right now.]
oh no :c
You're allowed to get up. You don't have to stay for.. this.
[to be honest he's had enough of it and is ready to go, too.]
things to ask manga author 'why are small children at this crime scene'
...What's on the screen... [The boy hesitates.] ...I'm not seeing things, right..?
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OH MY GOSH!
[ Which... obviously would catch everyone's attention.
She then decides to hide her face in her popcorn. ]
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He frowns, his gaze turning from the screen (which is currently showing a malfunctioning Baymax beating him up) to the girl who is clearly... very embarrassed? If anything, he was waiting for laughter, not... shrieks? Something wasn't adding up right.]
Are you alright?
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That's. That's the kind of lawyer you'd want to hire...
And it's so embarrassing. ]
I'm so sorry for shouting.
[ She lifts her head so that she can look at the person who's talking to her. ]
It was just so embarrassing. Please don't think any less of me.
[ Because that's one of her greatest fears. ]
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Hmm.]
This...may sound like a strange question, but you're not seeing my robot malfunctioning, are you?
[Something is telling him that's the case, but he's asking, just to see if his hunch was right.]
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[ Now she's so confused. She did see a robot in the movie but it wasn't malfunctioning. ]
No? He was shocked and fell off the stairs and passed out.
[ That's all fine and dandy now, but suddenly, you hear her necklace talk. It sounds like a five year old squeaky boy. Automated voice, of course. ]
I didn't fall. I just passed out.
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But before he could clarify, the automated voice spoke up.]
... Just then, was that your necklace?
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If I say yes, what's gonna happen?
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With a sympathetic frown, she leans over. Not close enough to invade his space, but near enough for him to hear her whisper, ]
—are you alright?
[ Immediately, someone from the row behind them shushes her, loudly and angrily. Pyrrha’s shoulders jerk, expression cowed, as she blurts out her customary apology... only to get shushed again! (This time, she stays quiet.) ]
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-- sorry. Did you say something?
[His whispers get shushed too, and he mouths sorry to the people behind them, but they were already moving. Whoops.]
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No! No—
[ Well, now that he mentions it. ]
I was just asking if something was the matter. You seem out of sorts.
IV omg Tadashi HAVE A WEIRDO ALIEN c:
... But a theater full of strangers? No. No no no no.
So a room full of people saw her eating candy with the wrappers on, big deal! She didn't object when she got pranked by Beast Boy and slammed in the face with motor oil. She didn't lose her cool when she got to revisit being dressed up and babied and called Twinkle Star. She was even only slightly mortified reliving some of her older sister's meaner tricks, but you know what? She goes into absolute panic mode when her Tamaranean change begins to play out for a football stadium full of people in startling detail. There is now a giant, smoking hole in the screen courtesy of one bright green ball of light.
Immediately realizing what she's just done Star looks quite mortified, and other movie goers and cleaning robots alike start turning towards the back trying to locate the guilty party. ]
yes good yay c:
there's a smoking hole in the screen and the movie cuts out. Huh.
Like most everyone in there, his gaze turned to her, more confused than anything. Why did she do that? What happened? Surely the abuse he received from Baymax was amusing, so why...
But he realizes almost immediately that the cleaning robots look about ready to go after her, so he slides out of his seat, popcorn in hand, and approaches her quickly.]
You might want to start moving. These robots aren't as friendly as the one on the screen.
[he means Baymax, but...he's honestly wondering if they were even watching the same embarrassing things.]