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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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yamanbagiri kunihiro | touken ranbu
[ Honestly, he doesn't want to be here. There are too many people, almost all of them strangers and he stands out like a duck with the sword by his side and a cloak covering his head and shoulders, golden hair and green eyes barely visible underneath. Yamanbagiri Kunihiro probably looks like a creeper the way he's dressed, or someone without any fashion sense.
So here's to stepping away from the booths and the crowd and finding an exit out of this strange place. ]
theatre ii/iii/iv/v
[ Yet somehow he's still here... Most probably dragged by the person beside him, whoever they are. Heaving a long-suffering sigh, he drops his gaze to the floor, cloak lowering over his eyes as he pays no heed to the movie at all--it doesn't interest him, no matter what it shows.
He's more...concerned about whoever it is beside him, especially if they're watching it seriously and reacting negatively to it. ]
If you hate it so much, you can just leave.
[ In fact, he's going to stand and leave right this very moment. ]
lobby
[Dude, what're you doing, where are you going, the theaters are in the other direction-- because that's where Tenka was going when he bumps into Yaman, arms full of popcorn and other candies.
?????]
Ah sorry, sorry about that!
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But it's not this person's fault, really, he should have been watching too... Tugging back the hood over his face, he glances down to the scattered items on the floor and slowly bends down to pick them up. ]
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Ah, thanks. You don't have to if you're in a rush to be somewhere?
lobby
And as he turns to look for a less-crowded area, he notices a familiar
sheet</> cloak.]...Yamanbagiri?
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safety blanketIt takes Yamanbagiri a second to realise who's the one speaking. It's a really weird image standing in front of him: a sword always accompanied by a fox without it around his shoulder now. ]
Nakigitsune... Your fox? [ Is missing? Is watching a movie?? It's somewhat worrying, knowing how little the other speaks with it. ]
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He's...not here. [An awkward shrug, culminating in a fox hand gesture. He can't lose that, at least.]
lobby. oh hello there-- c: !
that, however, never stopped tsurumaru from trying. when he sees the familiar blanket sifting throughout the crowd like a minnow darting out from the currents into the reeds, he simply grins and slinks after it. there's something about wearing all white and being in a big, honking kimono that makes you stand out a lot, to be entirely honest, but tsurumaru, at least, slinks with style. if he had background music, it'd be the pink panther. he slunk in a way that makes you think he's doing it to be seen, rather than the other way around, but since he's approaching from the back of a giant white blanket, he is, perhaps, luckily (or unfortunately, for yamanbagiri) successful.
and for the best greeting of 2k15, he makes a loud whooping noise and darts under yamanbagiri's blanket, only to have his arms re-emerge to wrap themselves around his waist, and for his fingers to begin to tickle yamanbagiri mercilessly. ]
You're wide open--!
[ ladies and gentlemen: tsurumaru, actual shitty old man crane. ]
1/2
stupidfamous swords that he had to seek out on the saniwa's orders and theirstupidhabits...(4) surprises.
he doesn't know it's tsurumaru kuninaga yet, but in a few minutes he'll think less of himself for not expecting this. surprised, shocked, instincts kicking in, he tries to grab and throw the person holding onto him before reaching to draw his sword out.
whoever this is, he's going to cut them down... ]
HELLO...