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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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[MOVIES! No, seriously, movies are great. But, you know what would make these a lot better? Kung Fu or Bruce Lee or... Well, Chie guesses that if you're stuck here, you might as well go ahead and try and enjoy something. Playing ViViD gets old after a while.
So, no one who knows her will be surprised that she's picked the action movie with the most explosions.
And just when she's getting into it, she sees the time where she tried to talk to a boy and got totally ignored because Yukiko was walking out of the school building. She lets out a gasp of shock before it goes back to the flimsily cobbled together plot. And then there's her Shadow in all her messy glory, declaring all of Chie's dirty secrets for everyone in the theater to hear.
It was bad enough that Yosuke and their Leader saw it the first time.]Is this someone's idea of a joke? Because it's not funny at all! Who is responsible for this?!
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[Sappy, feel good movies aren't normally her thing, but the last time had been a wash. This one isn't bad. It's actually kinda good.
Until she drops an armband from her jacket pocket. And her view is obstructed by some creepy robot with a...paddle?]
YOU FILTHY WHORE! PREPARE FOR PUNISHMENT!
Huh? What?
LITTERING IS A PUNISHABLE OFFENSE!
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[Yeah it's pretty much just some other girl, yelling at this robot like it's going to help.]
NOW CUT THAT OUT!
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W-what? What is going on here? Where did this thing come from?
[She swears if it gets any closer, she's going to Galactic Punt it into CERES's face. Jeez!]
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[It's paying her absolutely no mind and that annoys Mai too. She ends up grabbing onto the thing's paddle arm.]
Just don't let it spank you, whatever you do. These things chased me for ages after that!
[Tug, tug, tug.]
Stop already!
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[The robot looks briefly at the hindrance on its arm before turning its attention back to a shocked and very uncomfortable Chie.]
LITTLE FILTHY SLUTS WILL BE CLEANED AND TREATED APPROPRIATELY!
What the hell is wrong with this thing?!
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[Because who makes a robot like this?]
I've been trying to find someone to report them to. I mean, I can't really stop them myself.
[Considering how she's dangling off this one's arm and all.]
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Well, if it's malfunctioning, we should put it out of commission. Let go of its arm.
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How? Should we break it?
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Well, it's already broken, right? We're just protecting ourselves.
[And then that arm comes swinging Chie's way again. She reacts like she's fighting one of those dumb robot Shadows in Mitsuo or Naoto's dungeon and kicks with all her might.]
Hwyyaaataaaaaaa! Take that!
IV
What are you going on about? Shhhh, it's getting to the good part!
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The good part? [She points indignantly up at the screen.] You think having my Shadow broadcasted to this entire theater is entertainment?
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Dude that's not your shadow, it's mine! The hell is going on here??!!
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No, he's really upset about this. And despite the fact that she's curious as to what his Shadow was like, this isn't the time or place]
Oh my god, Yosuke, it's this stupid theater, I bet. How do we get it to stop?!
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I don't know! We'd have to rip the film right out of the machine to get it to stop! [....Oh.]
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', Chie....?
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If you're thinking that we find out where this horrible film's being projected from and we trash it, then yes!
[And before he can even stop her, she's off, jumping over the crowded seats to get to the door of the theater to find who's responsible for this and make them pay.]
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Chie, there's always the door to the projection room near the entrance to the theater. Come on.
[Done with this theater so done]
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Gotcha! Should be easy to find it then! Good thing we can use our Personas here.
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WHAT?? When the hell did you figure that out??? [Yosuke wouldn't even think to try to summon his persona here there hasn't been a need for it yet!]
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Bonus!
Thankfully she came well prepared, and bludgeons one of the oncoming bots with her stuffed teddy. He's soft and squishy and excellent to snuggle, but Perona uses Bearsy as a purse as well, keeping certain, sometimes heavy, items in the zipper pocket running up his back. The resounding clang! as she knocks her assailant over the head is oh-so-satisfying.]
You come at me again with that stick, or open your filthy mouth, and there'll be hell to pay, you hear me?! I can knock you around just as well, you rusty trash bin! [But literally blowing this place up is probably a bad idea, and Perona's not cruel enough to involve innocent people...anymore, so she's making a break for it. By rushing past Chie and smacking her robot over the head with Bearsy also. 8D] Out of my way!
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Are those sparks flying out of it now? Oh. My. God. They are. But it's not stopping it from trying to swat her again.]
Whore...Pun...ish... Now.
I don't think so! [And, there's her gearing up for a Galactic Punt. Hopefully it connects.] TAKE THIS!
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Though it seems someone beat her to the punch both figuratively and literally. Wow, nice shot, lady. That thing's going far...a good few rows of seats even.]
Ah.
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And stay there! Or I'll do it again! [She looks over at the other girl and checks her over.] Are you okay?
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Eeeh, that's some punch you threw. [Holy cow. That's something she'd expect of Zoro, or maybe that Straw Hat kid, but a cute thing like this? Damn, Perona is impressed. You go, girl.]