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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Mai Taniyama | Ghost Hunt
[This is bad. This is so bad. The brunette simply slaps both her hands over her face and attempts to block out what she knows is flashing up there now and then.
Her falling down that well and pulling her boss in with her. Her screaming at him over the supposed school sacrifices. The shoe cabinet nearly landing on her, starting this whole tangled mess of her working life. Mai sinks further and further into her chair.
When she finally manages to peek through her fingers again, it's playing the scene where that narcissist of a boss of hers gives her his first real, honest smile. And she stands there flushed like a moron.]
AAAAAAGH!
[Yeah, that's Mai shooting out of her seat with hands still pressed over her face.]
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
[This is where she may make it out of the theater or where more than likely she'll trip over something and faceplant onto something or someone.]
THEATER V
[After the tragedy of that other theater, this one is turning out pretty nice actually. The movie itself is touching and the scenes that want to pop up are all precious ones to Mai. Memories softened by age of her mother and father and that first home before her father's death, memories of times at the office with the SPR crew.
It's all touching enough to rouse up a few nostalgic tears and likewise to make her a little careless with her popcorn. And this of course rouses the robots. One in particular rolls up, Mai looking up at it as it does so.]
...
[The robot points with it's paddle to the popcorn on the ground. Mai glances down.]
Oh! I'm sorry, hold on.
[So the popcorn is sat aside, Mai leans over to get the errant kernels and--
S M A C K!]
HIIIIH!
[Mai leaps forward a good handful of steps, hands immediately going to clutch at her battered bottom.]
V
What the hell was that for? [He yells at the droid.]
Listen, are you okay?
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[Mai levels a harsh look back over her shoulder, still protecting her behind from any other bright ideas.]
HEY! DON'T JUST DECIDE FOR YOURSELF IF I WANT TO BE SPANKED OR NOT!
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Listen, I don't think girls really like being spanked whenever the hell you decide! [Just gunna echo Mai here yep]
Hey, you don't have to put up with this creep, let's leave.
[Yeah he's totally not staying in this theater not if this is gunna be a thing.]
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What if it starts doing this to other people too?
[The robot itself is mostly just tapping the paddle against it's other hand, eyeing her to see if she drops anything else. She glances from it back to the other teen.]
We really should tell someone that they're malfunctioning.
1/2
Yeah, you're right. Who the hell makes a robot hit someone at a theater? And calls them crap like that? What, because you dropped a stupid piece of popcorn?
[Even so, as he shifts while talking down to the robot, a piece of popcorn in his own bag falls to the floor...]
2/2
[With speed, the robot saw that and spanked him!]
YOU BAD BAD BOY. PICK THAT UP IMMEDIATELY.1/?
And naturally the jump ends with Mai clutching her popcorn to her chest, kernels hopping out of the bag and dashing over the sides to drop into the floor.]
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... Oh.
Slowly, Mai looks down to the bag pressed to her chest. Then to the popcorn.
Then up to the robot. Actually no, wait, robots. When did that second one get here?]
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YOU BOTH DESERVE PUNISHMENT. NOW BEND OVER, YOU FILTHY WHORES.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?!
[OH GOD.]
I'm done.
DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
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[He completely drops his popcorn bag, the popcorn going everywhere. Uh oh.]
What? [In the confusion, he sees her bag fly at the machine, his wrist is getting grabbed and what is going on]
DUDE! [Dodges with Mai to avoid getting hit omfg] Let's get outta here!
[RUNNING TIME RUN NOW HE'S RUNNING RUN WITH HIM]
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STOP TRYING TO HIT ME ALREADY!
[WHERE'S THE EXIT.]
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[He screams as he runs. Yosuke is bolting towards the exit, as fast as he can with Mai.]
I'd rather have Kanji trying to kill me than this-!
[AND THEY BUST OUT OF THE THEATER FINALLY. The robots stand at the front of the entrance, waving their paddles angrily.]
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Are you okay?
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[She gives a breathlessly sheepish laugh after that. Bottom paddlings are no joke with those robots.]
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[Says without thinking first]
I don't think I'll be sitting down for a week-! What the hell was up with that?