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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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weiss schnee | rwby
and then the movie actually starts.
the horses were horrendous enough. (though she'll never admit that all those speeches of friendship and love may have touched a tender part of her that was clearly not at all visible for the first five minutes of the film, shut up liar!) and then... that part starts. and in the midst of reeling from an odd, emotional whiplash, weiss manages to catch a glimpse of features that look far more familiar than they should have.
but, of course, the one thing she thinks to comment about is— ]
My voice is not that squeaky!
[ #priorities ]
IV: WORST DAY EVER
it isn't till the middle of the movie that it happens, up there on the big screen for all the world to see...
a close up of an exam paper. weiss' name at the very top, written in her neat and elegant script. and just beside that name, the ugly, glaring red mark of a B-.
she's on her feet in an instant, hands balled into tiny fists. ]
L-Lies! Stop this at once!!
BONUS V: THAT'S MISS SKANK TO YOU
though the name calling doesn't really phase her (she's a public figure, after all. she's been called worse things before — and sometimes even to her face), she does take offense to the accusation that she were some sort of slob. ]
How dare you, you glorified trash bin! Those popcorn pieces were here long before I sat down!
bonus :)
Why? Just to see what the people who'd the robots would be calling sluts this time around. It's just really very entertaining. This was better than any comic book he's read definitely. But, hey. He's seen that girl before. That's even more reason to meddle in her unwanted affairs with the bots.
Mercury approaches Weiss, and points a thumb at the cleaning bots. Compared to Jaune, this guy just comes off as smooth no matter what he says. ]
These guys bothering you?
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To put it lightly.
[ the haughtiness and offense in her tone doesn't simmer, even as she turns to address her would-be savior. she recognizes him instantly, of course, because she'd be a terrible (self-appointed) student representative if she didn't, and though it's a relief to see a familiar face, her attention swings back to the angry android before long.
it proceeds to call her another name that she does little more than purse her lips at, arms already crossed over her chest, chin tipped up defiantly. when it waves a paddle in its robotic arms, weiss just looks further insulted. it can't even discipline her properly. what a disgrace. ]
I'm a benevolent soul, though — I'm more than willing to forget discussing this with your manager if I'm given a sincere apology.
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But when one of the robots raises its arms again, and tries to hit Weiss, Mercury jumps in and grabs the bot by its arm. ]
Hey now. Benevolent soul. Totally not what you're accusing her off. Maybe you should back off?
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she'd just barely had enough time to gasp out loud and hold her arms up to shield herself before mercury steps in, and weiss is reminded quite vividly of all the stats she'd managed to dig up about him: strong, fast, definitely skilled enough to do quite well in the tournament.
she drops her arms the moment the robot is impeded, and hastens to regain her composure. ]
Really, I would have gladly cleaned it up myself [ maybe. not really. ] but your terrible accusations don' exactly provide a lot of encouragement.
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Now, now. A Schnee doing the work of, well, these? [ Vague hand gestures. ] I believe it doesn't suit you at all.
[ And he addresses the cleaning robots once again. It'd really be better if they just backed off and forget this ever happened. Because... well, he's already showed them a thing or two earlier. He literally kicked one of them and it flew in the air and hit a wall. Not his fault... entirely. ]
You're accusing this young lady of something she didn't do. I'm fairly certain that's just making the case dirtier, rather than cleaning up the mess.
iv
[Lies, he's not and really just trolling her, but yolo.]
this is the only cr we're allowed to have
It's a terrible movie and you should be ashamed!!
cries
You clearly haven't analyzed the finer points of it!
[there are no finer points he knows it's awful]
bonus!
They're very rude, aren't they? -- Are you alright?
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Apart from the wound to my ego, I'm perfectly fine. [ really. as if she would be so sloppy. ]
Don't tell me they've harassed you too?
[ she hopes you kicked all their asses, pyrrha. ]
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[ Despite everything, she is glad to see Weiss. Her classmate had never been anything but nice to her, even if that niceness hinged more on Pyrrha’s accomplishments than anything. When she smiles, it’s genuine, almost stupidly Pollyanna-esque. ]
Definitely the BONUS CHOICE!
Currently, Nora is watching the drama unfold, munching on her own popcorn without budging an inch. The obvious choice has been made.]
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of course, at the moment, her attentions are otherwise occupied, as the robot proceeds to slew a colorful choice of words at her, threatening to do all sorts of hideous things with the paddle it's carrying. to weiss' credit, her cheeks only flush a little bit. ]
That's it — I demand to see your manager this instant! Do you have any idea who I am?!
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Oh! I KNOW! I KNOW!
[FRANTICALLY WAVES A HAND IN THE AIR! Pick her! She can answer it!]
theatre i - because i go against the grain
To be fair, this movie is incredibly confusing and distracting as it is. Not to mention one of these characters... looks like the girl sitting next to him.
... awkwaaard. ]
Is that... is that seriously the issue here?
like a true jaune should!
BUT TO BE FAIR, she hadn't been paying much attention to anything else once the film started, and after spotting an uncanny version of yourself moving... like... that... well it's hard to really concentrate on anything else, you know?
also she's just a shitty person to you by default, gomen 5ever.
the moment he speaks up, though, definitely alerts her to his presence, and YES OF COURSE THAT'S THE ISSUE, WHY ELSE WOULD THERE BE ANY OTHER ISSUE, NOTHING ELSE IS HAPPENING JAUNE ARC YOU BEST FORGET ALL OF THIS THIS INSTANT. ]
—what are you doing?! [ if her voice hadn't been squeaky before, it's practically shrill now. she nearly jumps from her seat in her effort to suddenly reach over and shove her hands in front of his face. ]
Who said you could watch any of this?!
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prettycold hands. Look, he's a little jumpy himself after that imagery! ]C'mon! You didn't even notice me?! --Sorry. ...H-Hang on, I-I don't need permission! Calm down!
[ Physical contact with her after seeing that can't be good for anybody's imagination. ]
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Don't tell me to calm down, Jaune Arc, I don't see you up there on that scre—
[ ... ah
seems she spoke too soon. ]
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or is it? he's confused.]Why would I be on there? More importantly, why are you--
[ Luckily, he doesn't see himself on the screen at all, so he's left wondering just what the heck she's thinking. Somehow, the physical contact while she's quiet is even less comfortable.
But hey, you can always count on Jaune to ruin a moment. ] ...Look, I don't want Neptune to punch me if you're trying to kiss me or anything. [ Not after they had such a cool bro moment... ]
Bonus!
I swear the robots in this colony are so glitchy... Just ignore it. Stab it if it tries anything. ...You do have Myrtenaster with you, right?
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Of course I do! [ as if she'd ever go anywhere without her trusty rapier... not that. she had much of a choice ending up here. but details. ]
But don't be stupid — a Schnee can't just go around damaging someone else's property! [ she has an image to uphold, ruby, pls. ]
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Trust me. They're not exactly great conversationalists.
[Of course in half a second Crescent Rose is out in rifle form and aimed at the bot's head.]
I could take it out if you want.