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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Yuan Ka-Fai | Tales of Symphonia
when loving lovers love][The whole concept of moving and talking images of nothing new to Yuan, but using them to relay ridiculous, unbelievable stories quickly proved to be a huge waste of the technology. His posture and expression for anyone who happens to glance in his direction toward the start prove how unimpressed he is.
Then he sees Martel and quickly sits up straight in his chair. Once his own image appears on the screen, he quickly glances around to look for anything suspicious (and not also to make sure no one is staring at him now, nope.) Everything he sees is rather chaste, but following his initial reaction he seems rather riveted to the screen. Anyone curious enough to see how others are reaction to what they think are their memories might find his expression hard to read. It lacks any shame, but there's a bit of a tenseness to it that likely means this isn't overly easy for him to watch.
When the corpses float away, Yuan's attitude is quite close to what it was at the beginning, but he's definitely far more irritated. Only a few moments after that, he stands and begins storming out of the theater. He's purely annoyed, like someone just played a prank on him.]
I am not going to be mocked like this!
[Theater IV
Dirk Hardpeck! Big McLargehuge!][Every embarrassing moment? How long is this movie? It probably has to be winnowed down to the highlights for him, and that's just for things that happened in the typical lifespan of a human. Some of the things he sees have clear tones of racism behind them, others are purely embarrassing things that happened during his travels with Mithos, and the rest seem to be things that happened recently ever since Lloyd was discovered.
The more he glances around, the more he spots everyone else looking just as mortified as he feels (and also looks as much as he's trying to hide it). Clearly they're seeing the same things he is. Finally he can't take it anymore.]
Drop the looks! You honestly can't be stupid enough to believe these things don't happen, can you?
[Theater V
it's just a show, I should really just relax][He'd just been quietly and somewhat stoically taking in the nostalgia of his journeys at the end of the Kharlan War. Why should he care the piece of paper that said which movie he selected dropped to the floor?
He only notices it when the robot approaches him. He stands out of surprise.
You know you want this, you bad boy. Bend over.
A beat later, a very large sword appears in his hand. He's going to try taking out the robot. But it's probably blocking the screen if you're sitting behind him. Or in the same row, for that matter...]
V
Hey, is everything okay over there?
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Yes.
[Or so he thinks, because apparently the operating systems aren't in the head. The robot starts paddling him and he jumps.]
Naughty servants must be punished.
What the hell?!
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Don't you think that's going a bit too far? I don't think that it s a very good id-
[Of course, her words were quickly cut short when she saw it was still standing]
See! What's I meant, you can't just cut of its head! It's still going to keep on working!
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Then you keep going until you've defeated it! Do you have any combat experience?!
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Yeah but I still need something to attack it with! Like maybe that paddle or something else! You can't go charging head on to a robot without being prepared!
[Said the girl who more or less did charge in with Spain a couple of threads back....]
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He shoots the orb at the robot, only serving to make it swing faster and harder.]
Damn it...
[He just starts jabbing at it with his blade. He'd slice more but he might decapitate someone in the audience.]
I'm prepared for anything! This thing isn't getting the better of me yet.
II - (hello yes i am here with the horrible)
[You might have missed this one as you came out of the theater, Yuan. When Mitsuhiko went in himself, he certainly hadn't expected what he got. He hardly has any 'properly romantic' memories at this age, but he's a kid who has crushes, and that was evidently enough for the movie to latch onto. It was one thing when he was being told that his world was gone and that he was more or less the one whose shoulders its fate was sitting on; he could cope with that, knowing that there was a hope, and latching onto it.]
But it's entirely different when there are faces of his friends there, being blatantly displayed in the cold distant reaches of death, and after fleeing the theater he'd since been sitting outside, curled up with his popcorn bag folded closed at the top.
He's doing his best to make it look like he wasn't crying, at this point, but it's kind of hard.] Um...
'Mocked'..? [Asking that at least, might take his mind off things.]
Hiii wow I don't know how he acts with kids but he's typically bad with everyone
He was mostly irritated because he wasn't sure what this boy had to be confused about. Even not knowing his exact history shouldn't have made a difference, should it?]
You do know what that means, don't you?
pffff well that's comforting somehow.
...I just thought mocking was more like when someone laughs at you, though...
[He's not wrong; 'to mock' is to ridicule after all, and really, it didn't feel he was being ridiculed so much as hurt by someone with no regard at all. Mocking, at least, he can associate with someone pointing and laughing. ...A lighter sort of pain, in a way.]
yes, it's not you, it's him
Not necessarily. People can enjoy derisive behavior without laughing about it. The contempt behind it makes it what it is.
at least it went semi okay xD
[He seems to get that, at least. It's interesting that someone that young can actually understand that people would do that without reason, actually. Hmm.]
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He gives a single nod.]
Whoever created this has made it all too clear what they're ridiculing. It's not even worth giving them the satisfaction of watching it.
[Even though he saw pretty much all of the personalized stuff and reacted as well as anyone might have expected shhhh...]
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Mnnh, then the other movies are probably the same then..! [Nooooooooooooooooooooo curses--]
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That would be a logical assumption. They all seem like incredible wastes of time in the first place.
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[He looks down to his popcorn.] I bought it for nothing then... [Hey kiddo just eat it wherever then.]
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If that's food, I'm sure you can eat it anywhere, Trying thinking things like that over first.
IV
My, my. Getting so worked up over such simple matters.
[There's a subtle bite to her tone as she recognizes Yuan. Now that she's seen him, there's little point in hiding her presence.]
It hardly seems like you at all.
[Not that she really knows him. At least not on any level that could be construed as personal.]
((ooc: I haven't played her in forever! Sorry for being a bit rusty.))
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Making ridiculous assumptions based on what little information you have does seem like you, though.
[Not that he really knows her either, he's just that much of a jerk. Does he even know her name? ...Really, I have no idea.]
[ooc: I don't think I've ever threaded with one so NO WORRIES~]
v
[Hi, Yuan, hope you don't mind a tiny girl standing up in her seat a couple of rows in front of you to watch the action. It looks like no one's going to be watching this movie between the robot-fighting action and Nowi's really loud voice.]
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It was hardly nowhere, but if it seemed like that to you, I doubt you'd understand if I explained it.