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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Sun Wukong | RWBY
[Hey, this movie stuff isn't so bad. Seems kinda fun and the titles for stuff are pretty interesting too. And a story about a group of adventures sounds like it would be fun.
Except not. The story is just full of weirdness. Rivers of human bodies? An epic search for cheese? What kind of story is this?!
And why does he keep seeing images of him and Blake at Beacon's dance? Okay, it wasn't really that super romantic and Sun knows his best friend won't let him live down not dressing up, but it was pretty awesome and everyone had a good time--
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Jfc what is Blake doing in sea of carcasses?!! Sun nearly jumps out of his seat, tail swinging wildly until he calms down, having no sense of theater etiquette at this point.]
Man, that's just wrong...
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[So who just finished watching the Yard-Door people and just left his bag of popcorn on the floor there? This monkey boy.
And who has a cleaning bot on his (literal) tail and is parkouring all over the place to shake it off? That very same monkey boy.
Even though Sun's doing a damn good job at evading capture, there's a second cleaning bot approaching him from behind once he stops moving. There's no crack of the paddle just yet...
But it grabs onto his tail and yanks hard, even commenting that this one comes with his own leash.]
Hey. Hey, that's not a leash! It's attached to me!!
v!
Looking back over, Pyrrha recognizes him - Blake’s friend, or something else; Neptune’s partner - and manages a slight smile. ]
Are you alright?
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...Although looking at the robot now has him confused. Did it really let go just to go hug a trash can? Damn things must be malfunctioning.]
Huh? [Oh man, someone was watching that? That's super embarrassing.] Ah, yeah, I'm good. Still in one piece! [He even gives her a little wave with his tail.
Wait... does she look familiar?] Hey, haven't I seen you around before?
[Yes, Sun, you have. But not just from Beacon.
He snaps his fingers and does a double two-fingered point.]
Pumpkin Pete's! ...right?
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Yeah, that was me.
[ She hadn’t been able to say no to the hopeful sponsors, despite the cereal being less than nutritional. It says a lot about her, doesn’t it? ]
I’m Pyrrha Nikos. You were there in the cafeteria that day, right?
[ It shouldn't be hard to figure out what day she's referring to. ]
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Sun, on he other hand, looks momentarily occupied and distracted, looking past Pyrrha every once and a while. That wasn't the only robot that was after his tail, and he'd rather not drag her into his chase.
Not that she can't handle it of course. He's witnessed her prowess at Beacon and she doesn't have a sponsorship for nothing either]
Man, that's pretty awesome! A lot of people would love to have a sponsor like that. [Not necessarily Sun, especially since he's only had the cereal maybe once or twice himself (and even then he swiped it off of someone. Oops).]
Sun Wukong. [He nods enthusiastically, obviously brightening up.] You mean when you guys had that amazing food fight?! That was so cool! I had to show Neptune around the place and he hated getting covered in all that stuff, but it was awesome!
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Theater II!
[She's throwing popcorn pieces at you!]
Some of us are trying to watch the movie.
[Unfortunately, it's a little too dark to see who she's throwing popcorn at.]
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HEY, what are yo-- Nora?
[He doesn't know a lot about the other teams at Beacon, but it's hard to forget the girl who wielded a melon-hammer.]
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Oh, hey, Sun!
[The pelting of the popcorn ensues. She won't go easy on you!]
DOWN IN FRONT! Sit down!
[She pats a free seat next to her.]
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Alright already! I give! Uncle!
[He quickly walks and leaps over the rows separated them, taking a seat beside her. This might be a mistake, but better to go with the flow at this point.
Besides, he's swiping some of her popcorn already.]
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II
If she hadn't caught sight of the tail, shed probably be even more annoyed, but since this guy is clearly (probably) not human, Oona's more curious than angry. Her bias might be showing, but whatever.
There's a lot she could say to this, but she's more inclined to just, you know.
Reach out and try to grab his tail.
Rude.]
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He was about to sit down when it gets grabbed, making him nearly tumble over from his now skewed balance. One look over his shoulder tells him who the culprit is, and Sun points to her hand once he gets his footing.]
H-hey, I know I'm in the way, but would you mind just...letting that go? [Look Oona! It's even waving at you! Please let the pretty tail go? Pllllleeeeeease?]
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But after a few tense seconds of consideration she grins and lets it go. At least she was able to clarify it was attached and a living part of him! Which meant...] Are not human, yes? [She sounds so terribly pleased by this.]
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At least until he registers that tone. So far Faunus aren't really a thing here, so the fact that he is one isn't much of a problem. But after yanking on a tail, asking that question and sounding happy about the whole thing? He's a little worried.
...Maybe he's been hanging out with Blake a little too much.]
...Nope, not human. I'm a Faunus. Like a human... but not. [He turns around to face her in his seat, keeping his voice low so he doesn't disturb anyone else. It's better like this anyways. He could have sworn he saw another image of Blake on a corpse again.]
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theate ii
He leans in and whispers to him, a little timidly. ]
Wh-which part, the guy in a dress or... or the other thing? Because there's an explanation for that!
The dress thing. N-Not the... ah... I-I mean, what, what's wrong? What, I dunno what's wrong. What do you mean?
[ EATS POPCORN. ]
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Very smooth.
Sun glances over, able to see the other blond clear as day and just quirks an eyebrow. That was the lamest attempt at a cover up ever and he's not going to ask.
...Except he is.]
You sure we're watching the same movie here? [Whispering back, until he snorts.] There's no one wearing a dress in this movie. Not even the girl robots.
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[ He shoots him a weird look. But, maybe Sun's just being supportive. Yes, that's what's going on here. ] --but thanks, man.
[ He has to ask, too. ] ...So, what did you see?
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Uh, someone... I just recognized is in this movie. [Alright, it's a terrible lie. He might not hide the fact that he likes Blake, but the whole head-on-a-corpse thing isn't going to go over well with anyone.]
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You okay, Sun?
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Yeah, yeah I'm alright. [Getting to his geet and dusting off his pants.] Didn't think there were so many of them. Thanks for the save, Ruby.
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mostlycareful with her aim when there are others around.]Yeah, they tend to pop up when you're least expecting them. We should probably get out of here though...
[She's still brandishing her scythe as more bots show up.]
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Wanna take the lead?
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v
Now that being said.]
They're programming robots to be really rude lately, huh? [He's standing a little behind Sun (having been watching the parkouring for a bit now) and reaching out his hand to oh so gently grasp the robot's arm where it's got a hold of that tail.
—and then crrrrrack he tightens his grip, casually breaking the arm off. Or in two. He's shaking a chunk of metal from his hand as the robot spits in surprise, sparking.]
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[He should graft a tail on that programmer and see how he likes using that as a leash.
The crunch of metal and the tension on his tail going away is enough of a sign to get the hell away. Sun tucks and rolls away, stopping and balancing himself with a hand on the floor so he can look at the damage.
The robot sputters and spasms some more before finally shutting off. Those broken metal plates and wires and debris that Naoki's shaking off from his hands... There's no sign of a weapon or any shots of a gun or magic that could have made that kind of damage.
Sun gulps down a lump in his throat and rubs the back of his head as he stands.]
Dude, remind me to never get on your bad side.
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Haha, don't worry, I'm pretty sure you'd have to work at it really hard to get me mad.
[At least the guy with ridiculous strength has lots of good humour eh--]
You all right, man? Your tail? [He gestures with one hand.]
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One good gesture deserves another! Sun twists himself around and wiggles his tail around and even waves at Naoki with it.] Still in one piece! Bottom of my back hurts a bit, but I'll live. I've dealt with worse things than rude tin-cans.
[Just none of the baddies he's gone up against have made a grab for his tail...]
I owe you one though. Thanks.
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