[Nice, why you always gotta say the things you say. Though nothing he says really comes as too much of a surprise, it's difficult not sound at least a little bit exasperated.]

There wasn't even a bang or a whimper, as far as I know. So, somehow, it would seem that neither of us noticed that the world just happened to be ending around us.

[He pauses, then gives a pointed look at the bag of popcorn.]

You're going to have to start eating real food again.