[if only it were something conjured up in a sleep deprived imagination. if only. but fine. he'll probably appear a lot less insane after providing some details. NOT EXTREME DETAILS NEVER but the bare basics (ugh bad choice of words. it almost makes that blush flare up again) can't hurt.
flynn takes a breath before breaking off into an explanation. his voice continues to sound a little nasally thanks to the napkin.]
One of the concessions they provided was something on horses. The movie itself was rather dull so I tuned it out to collect my thoughts, as foreign as the concept may sound to you.
[friendly jabs make horrifying recollections all the better. ...though really, yuri, you can stand to use your head a little more in general but that's another lecture for another day.]
The next thing I know there's a mass, graphic slaughter of the horses immediately followed by an extremely explicit orgy... [which still would not have been THAT bad but...] With Lady Estellise, Judith and Rita involved.
[some of the blush on his face had vanished earlier. well now it comes back and mount tomato lives up to its name once more.]
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flynn takes a breath before breaking off into an explanation. his voice continues to sound a little nasally thanks to the napkin.]
One of the concessions they provided was something on horses. The movie itself was rather dull so I tuned it out to collect my thoughts, as foreign as the concept may sound to you.
[friendly jabs make horrifying recollections all the better. ...though really, yuri, you can stand to use your head a little more in general but that's another lecture for another day.]
The next thing I know there's a mass, graphic slaughter of the horses immediately followed by an extremely explicit orgy... [which still would not have been THAT bad but...] With Lady Estellise, Judith and Rita involved.
[some of the blush on his face had vanished earlier. well now it comes back and mount tomato lives up to its name once more.]