[Kaoru doesn't need perfect vision to tell that there is some RUDE TEASING happening here—!! Leaning back a little and folding both hands together and looking so very aghast at this illicit affair backstory that Tsurumaru has decided to write--]
Sir! [Any and all delicate sensibilities are being so rudely stepped all over in this moment! ...Except it's still a better assumption - however real or joking - than whatever shitheaded nefariousness the real reason is comprised of, so this is still doable.
That said, it would probably be best to play the delicate, scandalized maiden card all the way through... But that takes so much effort and honestly, just being around this stranger is somehow eating up Kaoru's relatively small reserve of people-energy already. So instead of blushing and stammering through a series of well-crafted denials, Tsurumaru just gets:]
If you're going to suggest that this place is used for such unsavory things while the two of us are here together, please have the courtesy to offer flowers first, if nothing else.
[It's hard to tell whether or not it's said in jest, but it is indeed 100% return-fire...]
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Sir! [Any and all delicate sensibilities are being so rudely stepped all over in this moment! ...Except it's still a better assumption - however real or joking - than whatever shitheaded nefariousness the real reason is comprised of, so this is still doable.
That said, it would probably be best to play the delicate, scandalized maiden card all the way through... But that takes so much effort and honestly, just being around this stranger is somehow eating up Kaoru's relatively small reserve of people-energy already. So instead of blushing and stammering through a series of well-crafted denials, Tsurumaru just gets:]
If you're going to suggest that this place is used for such unsavory things while the two of us are here together, please have the courtesy to offer flowers first, if nothing else.
[It's hard to tell whether or not it's said in jest, but it is indeed 100% return-fire...]