[And he seems (mostly) unphased at the glare, just quirking an eyebrow.]

What a way to clear your mind... You know, usually things with a rating of "D" are rather bad.
Such as D-list celebrities, or restaurants with a D in health.
Or a report card with nothing but straight D's.

But then again, if it's toted as the most brutal of them all, then it could have the makings of a cult classic.

[Let's go find a good seat, ya wiener. Not too close to the stereos on the sides, and not too far up front!]