[ hey, canada! what's up, bro? i really hope you're not SUPER into the movie because america here is about to make it awful. he's sitting a row behind canada, in the seat behind even and he's got his feet kicked up against the back of canada's seat. in his lap is a big thing of popcorn that he's happily shoving down and once in a while, he kicks at the back of canada's chair when the movie turns amusing.

but then it turns happy-sad and he gets annoyed. he cups two hand around his mouth and-- ]

Booo! What is this, Old Yeller? I paid for an action movie! [ he went in the wrong theater ] Someone give me a god damn action movie! Y'all better not make me call the manager!

[ in his hullabaloo too he might have... knocked over some popcorn and there might be... some BDSM robots coming this way too. oh dear. ]