( The line was so long for the movies, Spain figured there must have been a really good one out. Upon checking the movie posters though? Man, these are some weird movies and that’s saying a lot from a guy that has helped make movies about creepy civil war fauns.
Anyway, he can’t really decide on which movie he wants to see at the moment so don’t mind Spain standing in front of the theaters, arms crossed, face scrunched together in serious thought. )
Eenie meenie, miney mo…
( This is how important decisions are made. Someone should give him a suggestion. Or a warning. )
Theater III
( The scene is looping but Spain doesn’t seem to notice. He’s watched most of the movie with his chin on his hand, mouth fixed in a straight line and eyes on the screen but not particularly focused. He’s offended. He’s angry. And he hates this movie so much, he isn’t even really paying attention to the screen anymore. All he hears are the familiar screams and his imagination is really doing the rest for him.
By the third loop, he realizes, gets up rather quickly, let’s out a bright laugh, and shrugs. )
Ay, the movie is messed up! ( Ha ha ha. ) Where is the manager? I think I want my money back.
(But the movie was free, dumbo. )
Theater Por qué
( He didn’t mean to drop his ticket stub? It fell out of his pocket when he was leaving the theater and the next thing he knew he was being whacked! He spins around quickly, ready to give a swing of his own just in time to get another paddle right in the face. And now it’s calling him names?!
Spain isn’t the type to take any sort of beating quietly so from the theater you’ll hear his yells: )
Huh? What did you— Ay! Stop that! I do not! Knock that off! I said I was sorry!
( If you're lucky enough to witness the entire ordeal to the end, you’ll catch Spain punching the robot and immediately pulling his fist back, shaking it. THAT HURT HIM MORE THAN IT HURT THE ROBOT DIDN’T IT AND IT KEEPS HITTING HIM MORE. )
Why are you doing this to me!?
Concessions Area
( The movies are over now but he’s managed to get some ice from the concession stand. The only thing that hurts is his fist which will surely be fine by the end of the night. He’s just a huge grumpy baby right now and don’t mind him muttering to himself.
He used to like going to the movies! And now he’s pretty content with the idea of just staying home and renting. )
spain | hetalia
Anyway, he can’t really decide on which movie he wants to see at the moment so don’t mind Spain standing in front of the theaters, arms crossed, face scrunched together in serious thought. )
Eenie meenie, miney mo…
( This is how important decisions are made. Someone should give him a suggestion. Or a warning. )
Theater III
By the third loop, he realizes, gets up rather quickly, let’s out a bright laugh, and shrugs. )
Ay, the movie is messed up! ( Ha ha ha. ) Where is the manager? I think I want my money back.
( But the movie was free, dumbo. )
Theater Por qué
Spain isn’t the type to take any sort of beating quietly so from the theater you’ll hear his yells: )
Huh? What did you— Ay! Stop that! I do not! Knock that off! I said I was sorry!
( If you're lucky enough to witness the entire ordeal to the end, you’ll catch Spain punching the robot and immediately pulling his fist back, shaking it. THAT HURT HIM MORE THAN IT HURT THE ROBOT DIDN’T IT AND IT KEEPS HITTING HIM MORE. )
Why are you doing this to me!?
Concessions Area
He used to like going to the movies! And now he’s pretty content with the idea of just staying home and renting. )
… And the movies weren’t even that good.