[Okay, so he got lost. He thought he was supposed to take a right when it was actually left. He walks in, and wow. Ponies. He's not impressed, and then it gets to the porn. He was not ready for that. Hot chicks he can handle, but this kinda porn was downright weird. Even he is cringing.
And what happens when every fanfic writer's dream who ships Yosuke with his partner is the scene dancing before his eyes.
And he starts screaming.]
WHAT THE HELL????? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, WHO MAKES THIS CRAP? THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK! I'm going to puke! SICK! I'M NOT INTO DUDES, I SWEAR!
[THEATRE III]
[Okay, after that embarrassment he got right the hell outta there and snuck into a different theater without looking. This movie is alright, he can dig it.
That is, until the scenes of everyone he cares about start to flash on the screen, staring back in horror. It just makes him mad, upset, and he can even feel tears of anger flooding his eyes.]
Those assholes....I swear I'll make them pay...
[THEATRE IV]
[He can't take much of that last movie. Finally, he makes his way into another movie, sitting down and hoping that this would calm his nerves as he thinks of how he's going to take care of those jerks who killed everyone he cared about. It helps a little, and he can get into this movie.
But holy shit. Did someone else see that? He starts to cringe, what the hell is going on? He's had enough.]
Yosuke Hanamura | Persona 4
[Okay, so he got lost. He thought he was supposed to take a right when it was actually left. He walks in, and wow. Ponies. He's not impressed, and then it gets to the porn. He was not ready for that. Hot chicks he can handle, but this kinda porn was downright weird. Even he is cringing.
And what happens when every fanfic writer's dream who ships Yosuke with his partner is the scene dancing before his eyes.
And he starts screaming.]
WHAT THE HELL????? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, WHO MAKES THIS CRAP? THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK! I'm going to puke! SICK! I'M NOT INTO DUDES, I SWEAR!
[THEATRE III]
[Okay, after that embarrassment he got right the hell outta there and snuck into a different theater without looking. This movie is alright, he can dig it.
That is, until the scenes of everyone he cares about start to flash on the screen, staring back in horror. It just makes him mad, upset, and he can even feel tears of anger flooding his eyes.]
Those assholes....I swear I'll make them pay...
[THEATRE IV]
[He can't take much of that last movie. Finally, he makes his way into another movie, sitting down and hoping that this would calm his nerves as he thinks of how he's going to take care of those jerks who killed everyone he cared about. It helps a little, and he can get into this movie.
But holy shit. Did someone else see that? He starts to cringe, what the hell is going on? He's had enough.]
What the hell is with this theater????!!!!!