[Theater I: Emil]
[The first ten minutes go okay. And then the rest happens. Emil immediately makes the most horrible, embarrassing sound at the orgy. He needs to leave. Now. Except his actual reaction is to quickly cover the eyes of whoever is next to him. They can't see Marta like this!!! He can't see Marta like this!]

Q-Quick! We can make it out of here together! I didn't mean this one!


[Theater IV: Emil]
[Okay so the first movie was bad but maybe the next won't be? Decrease Harder II doesn't make much sense so maybe it's a foreign film or something. Either way anything will be better than the ponies.

Ahahahahahaaaaaaaaa]

U-Uhm is anyone... else seeing this? Because, uhm, listen, it's just that Richter is really nice so that's why I was wondering if I like-like him b-but it's not... Uh...


[Theater V: Ratatosk]
['Emil' is slumped in his seat, slurping loudly on his cola. He's irritated. 'Questionable morals' should have meant something interesting. But there's no fighting or death or monsters or anything. This is shit that other idiot would like. At least he doesn't have to endure Emil's comments and happiness.

Though he has to admit, it's nice seeing him and Marta happy together. Reliving when she defended him, said she liked him too...

Damn it, he's not this kind of sap.]

Hey, anyone else think this movie is stupid? Why aren't they fighting back?


[Bonus Theater Lobby: Ratatosk]
[Suddenly someone bursts out of Theater V, bright red, confused and angry. He keeps rubbing his butt and looking behind him as if the horrible 'punishment' will follow him.]

What the hell is wrong with those robots?!