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ENABLE ME/APP THIS PLEASE



As a reminder, reserves will be open from Mar. 1, 2015 @ 12:00 AM GMT to Mar. 7, 2015 @ 12:00 AM GMT, and apps will be open from Mar. 7, 2015 @ 12:00 AM GMT to Mar. 15, 2014 @ 12:00 AM GMT. Feel free to navigate for more information. I'm not sure if anyone is handling the monthly ad, but I included the comment thread so feel free to submit character requests just in case ♥

How to ATP/Enable:

➊ Post images and/or explanation text with fancy font.
➋ Consume sandwich while you wait.
➌ Curse at the screen when no one replies.
➍ Have a private cry and question your abilities as an RPer.
➎ Repeat on a monthly basis until castmates and enablers magically emerge from the bowels of the internet.
➏ Celebrate good times.

Comments

[hoi]

HELLO, my name is helen and i'm thinking of apping in one of two assholes, both from HETALIA!

FIGURE A:

HUNGARY aka a dignified and pure young maiden so graceful and sweet

FIGURE B:

HOLLAND aka some cheap asshole
yes i'm calling him holland i have an h theme going here

anyway hi i like the hetalias here

[nostatus]

hi helen you know which one i'm biased towards

[hoi]

alleen als je nederlands tag………(taggen????) lmao

[puerilely]

you realise i'll force you to write tags in dutch right

dan kunnen we zien hoe lang het duurt totdat je huilt tbh

[hoi]

wow je bent wel rude!!! no i've been so bad at practicing i'm crying already

maybe i can be one of those players that puts weeaboo language all over their tags, every tag from holland is like "JA HÈ"

[nostatus]

DUTCHABOO.. i'm trying to think of a better word for it

i'll laugh at every ja hé though i swear to god

please put moeten into every single sentence you write

[hoasen]

oh my god more hetalias like YES PLS?

gosh i am good with either one too because they fantastic.

[hoi]

holland seems more popular but really idk!! someone should just decide for me.

[hoasen]

IT'S A REALLY HARD CHOICE...

like we need more badass girls.

but Netherlands selling shady things and opening his own loose business in the pleasure district (what)

decisions.

[unionjackoff]

oh my goodness i had not even thought of that

[hoi]

um excuse you he would revolutionise the pleasure district through regulation, unions, registration, taxation, then make a huge profit off of it, then invest in a major advertising campaign to bring customers and business to the pleasure district, profit, he would never do anything loose or shady

excuse you

[hoi]

also hungary would probs somehow kick everyone's ass and form a romance matchmaking club or something which is equally shady

profitable tempting

[ole]

ROARS TULIPÁN

NAME YOUR PRICE

NAME IT

[hoi]

all the silver of the treasure fleet

[ole]

ITS YOURS TAKE IT

okay but i really lost my mind there for a second because there's a belgium offer on this meme too. i'd be happy with either hungary or holland!!! i can definitely think of cr things for both of them. listen to your heart.



also wow this was comment 666 and i don't know how i feel about this

[hoi]

it's hard though!!! of course the CALL OF MY BLOOD is orange, but holland is a different character type than i usually play and i've never really done it so it's like ALL THIS STUFF, ALL THESE CHARACTERS, CAN I PULL IT OFF. hungars is easier in a lot of ways but …………

[unionjackoff]

i approve of both options!

[hoi]

that's not helping!!!

[sjokolade]

/stares at Belgium muse.........

[hoi]

/joins…………

[sjokolade]

You're not helping!

[bigstick]

YOU

YES YOU

I'VE FINALLY GOT YOU WITHIN MY CLUTCHES come to me

[hoi]

hey america






wanna buy some drugs

I MEAN HI this is a total coincidence in fact i didn't even know you went here

[bigstick]

i feel like i just got mean girls'd--

BUT NO HI yeah! i am here with this dweeb and it's pretty fun! and if ned shows up, he should definitely bring some pot with him ofc

[hoi]

ngl i'm pretty sure if he did america'd be his first target/customer like

does he even sell it to people who aren't tourists