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[blacksong]

Zero is honest to god impressed/amazed/baffled that Hiccup hasn't gotten himself killed earlier LMFAO LIKE MAN.... THE KID'S A TWIG. HOW DID HE NOT ACCIDENTALLY STAB HIMSELF IN THAT FORGERY OR WHATEVER?? As always her expectations of people are the absolute lowest, and Hiccup's no exception to that. She's also doubly impressed that a twig like this somehow managed to get himself a dragon. How that dragon didn't decide to kill him is another mystery to her.

Although she's mildly interested in Toothless in general LMFAO... Of course it wasn't on her mind during the event since she was too busy spreading happiness and sunshine, but she's curious about Toothless since he's just very different from what she's come to expect from dragons. For one thing, he didn't even talk!! What kind of dragon is that?? On the other hand she already likes Toothless just because he doesn't smell like he was rolling around in mud and shit for hours. Good for you, Toothless.

Back on Hiccup though, her general impression of him is weak, weird, and likely to make her want to stab him if he says the wrong thing. Luckily for him, he seems to hold back on the stupider comments that would piss her off LMAO... Although the next time she sees him, she will probably level him with a look that tries to convey "If you mentioned anything about the last time I saw you I will personally tear off your limbs one by one with my bare hands". WHAT A CHARMER, RIGHT. Now that I think about it though, they could probably talk over weird prosthetic limbs and shit, what a thing to bond over.............

Also this is terrible but I feel it bears mentioning: probably after you canon update him and Zero sees him again her first thoughts are going to be along the lines of "Wow that loser kid is kinda hot now not bad not bad" LMFAO CRIES. SHE'S AN INTONER, THESE THINGS ARE ON HER MIND, THANKS FOR NOTHING DRAKENGARD!!! Thankfully she'll just always remember him as that lameass loser kid who needed saving from a giant Pacman monster.