ioculus | tl;dr.exe

sakura matou | fate/stay night |

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zero | drakengard 3 |

best coworker

the worst coworkers...

But in all honesty, Kaoru is one of the few people Zero can actually say she likes here LMFAO. Out of a grand total of two or three probably, what an honor. Mostly of course it's because like her, Kaoru is also constantly throwing shade at people and wondering how the fuck people can be so dumb, gullible, etc etc BUT HEY AT LEAST IT MAKES SELLING THEM MAKEUP EASIER. Zero could not care less about her job as a makeup artist, but she genuinely has fun treating customers like shit with Kaoru. What a way to spend time together.

Even if of course Kaoru goes about throwing shade in a completely different manner than Zero does... At this point in her life, she can't imagine not just stating everything as blatantly and upfront as possible, but in a way, she kind of likes Kaoru for it? Or she's just somewhat fascinated with how fucking good he is at it LMAO taking passive-aggression to an art form practically... She doesn't really know why he still tries to be nice about things when it's evident (to her at least) that he's definitely mocking the people around them, but while that's something she hated in one of her sisters, she mostly just finds it kind of funny with Kaoru. Probably because he more or less admits to talking shit about everyone haha.

Likewise though, while she essentially likes Kaoru and talking to him, she's comfortable as is with their relationship of acquaintance/coworkers/"the person I can be a shithead with and will completely understand me on that end". If she ended up learning more about him, she wouldn't exactly say no, but she's not gonna go out of her way to ask about him. If he asked about her, she'd probably be confused along the lines of "WHY DO YOU CARE???" Truly their current relationship of mutual affinity but apathy works well for them.

Since she likes him though, she'd probably actually go out of her way to help him out if he was in trouble. On the other hand, she also finds Kaoru competent enough to probably not need help. If he really was in trouble, she thinks he'd probably be able to get himself out of it somehow. Probably by sweet-shit talking some poor sap into helping him HAHA.....

LMFAO SHIT i love their mutual dumb shitty acquaintanceship... i don't know how this happened but it's hilarious and great. bless u zero, even when kaoru leaves he'll totally still come back just to passagg-ly heckle the customers with her for shits and giggles.

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Zero is honest to god impressed/amazed/baffled that Hiccup hasn't gotten himself killed earlier LMFAO LIKE MAN.... THE KID'S A TWIG. HOW DID HE NOT ACCIDENTALLY STAB HIMSELF IN THAT FORGERY OR WHATEVER?? As always her expectations of people are the absolute lowest, and Hiccup's no exception to that. She's also doubly impressed that a twig like this somehow managed to get himself a dragon. How that dragon didn't decide to kill him is another mystery to her.

Although she's mildly interested in Toothless in general LMFAO... Of course it wasn't on her mind during the event since she was too busy spreading happiness and sunshine, but she's curious about Toothless since he's just very different from what she's come to expect from dragons. For one thing, he didn't even talk!! What kind of dragon is that?? On the other hand she already likes Toothless just because he doesn't smell like he was rolling around in mud and shit for hours. Good for you, Toothless.

Back on Hiccup though, her general impression of him is weak, weird, and likely to make her want to stab him if he says the wrong thing. Luckily for him, he seems to hold back on the stupider comments that would piss her off LMAO... Although the next time she sees him, she will probably level him with a look that tries to convey "If you mentioned anything about the last time I saw you I will personally tear off your limbs one by one with my bare hands". WHAT A CHARMER, RIGHT. Now that I think about it though, they could probably talk over weird prosthetic limbs and shit, what a thing to bond over.............

Also this is terrible but I feel it bears mentioning: probably after you canon update him and Zero sees him again her first thoughts are going to be along the lines of "Wow that loser kid is kinda hot now not bad not bad" LMFAO CRIES. SHE'S AN INTONER, THESE THINGS ARE ON HER MIND, THANKS FOR NOTHING DRAKENGARD!!! Thankfully she'll just always remember him as that lameass loser kid who needed saving from a giant Pacman monster.

Sakura honestly thinks Milla is kind of scary.... Like not to the point where she'd avoid her or anything, but she knows that if she runs into her, she should expect some kind of shit LMFAO. As much as she'd rather not have to deal with shit though, it doesn't actually bother her as much as it might seem like. That's more because she's just used to bending backwards over for people in general, and for some really nasty people, so in comparison to everything else she's had, this really isn't all that bad... Bad habits die hard okay. Thank you Milla for not being as terrible as she's used to, more or less.

But that said, after helping her taste test her soup, she's come to realize that Milla isn't AS scary as she first thought! Getting worried and concerned over making food for someone is something she can relate well to, so it was somewhat endearing to see Milla embarrassed about it. It showed Sakura that underneath it all, Milla probably isn't as hostile as she seems. Probably. Her own older sister is the tsundere archetype to a T tbh, so Milla's attitude is becoming slightly more familiar territory. Still not something she's really good with exactly, but something she can kind of handle at least. The abrasive attitude still kind of scares her, but since Sakura knows that she really is too much of a pushover, it's kind of... Refreshing, in a sense, seeing Milla be so upfront and abrasive. She knows she could probably learn a thing or two from it LMFAO.

So despite the intimidation, Sakura likes Milla! She's certainly impressed by her cooking skills, and if she ever holds a taste testing thing again, she'd be eager to step right up for it haha... Things like friends and social interaction in general are kind of hard for Sakura, so while she doesn't exactly actively realize it, she'd like to run into Milla again and talk with her more. Honestly though, if they ever do get the chance to cook together or something, that'll probably be the only situation where Milla sees Sakura be competitive and aggressive LMFAO... COOKING IS IMPORTANT!!

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Long story short Sakura honestly thinks Yang is pretty cool LMFAO.... Like she's so social!! And energetic!! And confident!! And she knows how to defend herself so well HOW CAN SHE NOT FIND ALL OF THAT COOL?!?! They're traits that she knows she herself doesn't have but wishes she had a little more of, so she actually admires Yang for it. You know, in that kind of wistful "Wow I wish I could be like that" kind of way. So even though they haven't run into each other a whole lot, she already likes Yang a lot. Please teach her how to be cool like you, etc etc.

Except no she wouldn't say that since 1. that's embarrassing, and 2. SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE YANG AT ALL...... She likes her but there's really very few people she knows who are that easy-going and open about stuff. Yang's cheerfulness and friendliness are nice, but it also kind of puzzles her at the same time. Friends and social interaction in general are hard for Sakura, so despite liking Yang, she hasn't even actively recognized that the two of them are friends LMAO. Like if someone asked her if she was friends with Yang, she'd probably be like, "Oh.... ARE WE??? IS IT OKAY TO BE FRIENDS? WOULD THAT BOTHER HER? WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS?!?!"　What is having friends okay, this is something completely foreign to her.

She's also kind of jealous that Yang has her sister here with her haha..... Granted, she hates that she even feels like that to begin with, but there it is. Knowing that Yang's a big sister now though, she kind of wonders if, y'know. She's a good one LMFAO. Not that she thinks Yang is a bad big sister. It seems like she's a good one at least, and she hopes that her assumption is right!! Look TYPE-MOON is just a terrible canon for sisters, Sakura has certain expectations for people who are big sisters....................

Basically Sakura likes Yang and wants to hang out and talk more!! But she also has no idea how to go about that. Clearly just seeing each other once in a blue moon is good enough, she can deal with that. (No Sakura, you just need to learn how to make friends normally.)

first impressions?

Athena seems like a cool gal!! She seems like a cheerful and friendly person, and that's already enough for Sakura to like her since she's pretty much okay with anyone who's nice.... Your standards are kind of low when you're terrible at social interaction, okay........ Granted despite being pretty happy with niceness, her reaction to it is always ???? no matter what. She honestly wonders if it's really okay for her to be invited to a party when she hardly knows Athena LMFAO.... MAYBE SHE'LL KNOW HER BETTER BY THE TIME IT HAPPENS?! BUT STILL!! On the other hand, she's probably been invited to a grand total of three parties in her entire lifetime, including this one, so she's kind of happy about that.

BASICALLY Athena seems like a nice and good person, and Sakura would be happy to talk to her again.

Although it might be a little less happy if the next time she sees Athena is from her dragging in her beaten up boyfriend........ That'd be awkward.

you summoned me here on aim... hi

oh my god here it goes
to save both our sanities i'll try to limit it to just cereal stuff

BLAH BLAH BLAH HEAVEN'S FEEL SUCKS THEY'VE GOT THE EXTREME DOKIS FOR EACH OTHER THANK GOD THIS IS TRUE END. All that aside, having Shirou with her in Cerealia means that things are like 1/2 ideal for Sakura already LMAO.... HER WISHES ARE SMALL ONES AND JUST BEING WITH SHIROU IS GREAT. The only thing missing that'd make this perfect is Rin, but I've already word vomited about that. Really though, with them still going to school, things almost feel like her ideal life already. Living with Senpai, going to school with Senpai, actually going on dates with Senpai........ What more could you need from in life right.

Except Senpai is a fucking dumbass WHOOPS.

ATM she's actually really frustrated with him honestly... Like come on training that gets him home looking HALF-DEAD AND HELLA WRECKED is not normal training, no matter what he says!! She recognizes that they both have problems telling each other what their problems are, but she thought they were sort of maybe kind of making progress on that. With this, it feels like they aren't, and she's hurt that he's hiding whatever it is that he's doing from her. It's not like BETRAYAL or something like that, but it feel like a lack of trust for Shirou not to tell her. She can tell that it's probably because he doesn't want to worry her and stuff like that (like it usually is), BUT MAN. HE'S COMING HOME HALF-DEAD ALL THE TIME. OF COURSE SHE'S GOING TO WORRY!!

So it also frustrates her that because he's not telling her, there isn't a lot she can do for him... She's always going to feel like she's not doing enough for him though tbh, what with y'know, SAVING HER and all that shit. Especially with the stuff with Saber haha, she wants him to cheer up somehow and feel better about things, but it's impossible for her to do that for him since she also feels like shit about it LMFAO.

TL;DR dokis as always, frustrated with him, but at the same time feeling bad for not being able to do a lot for him..............

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Archer is.... weird....... for Sakura. Like it used to just be "Sorry for being part of the reason you got killed but thanks for giving Senpai your arm!" but now it's SO MUCH MORE COMPLICATED. For one thing she would greatly appreciate it if he didn't beat up Shirou and give him so much crap!! She doesn't like people who are mean, and Archer obviously falls on the meaner side. This is made so much weirder by the fact that he'S SHIROU TOO??? BUT HOW DID HER GREAT SENPAI END UP LIKE THIS!! I mean sure okay she sort of knows how he ended up like that, but it's still such a drastic change. It makes her a little sad since what with his whole Counter Guardian thing and how he treats her, she gets the impression that he doesn't like her. She thinks he just talks to her when it's necessary i.e. stuff about Rin or Shirou.

In the end though, Super Senpai is still a Senpai..... He can be pretty helpful despite his attitude, and despite her disliking that attitude, she still likes talking to him. It's hard to talk to him, even bordering on intimidating at times, but she likes it all the same. If given the chance, she'd want to do something to help him if she could. Of course, she has no idea how she'd do that and he probably wouldn't ever want help on anything ever, BUT THE SENTIMENT'S THERE REGARDLESS... Some things truly never change. She also trusts him to take care of Rin, and that's important to her since Rin is FAMILY. SHE'S COUNTING ON YOU FOR THAT, ARCHER!!

Still, she has a limit to how much of his crap she can put up with. It might make her a little sad when he gives her shit, but it's ultimately not a big deal in the long run. If he gives Shirou too much shit though, she's gonna slap him as many times as necessary!!

Basically dealing with Archer is difficult and a huge hassle. Even so, it's a hassle she's more or less fine about dealing with. Now he just needs to do something Senpai-like so she can accidentally call him Senpai.......

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