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[deontology]

TL;DR RELATIONSHIP❤MEME

① List all the characters you play.
② People reply with CR they truly, madly, deeply want to know about.
③ tl;dr on character relationships. first impressions count too!
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[dogfight]

i play people who do i play FUCK

america | hetalia | bigstick
malia tate | teen wolf | scenting

[souredsweet]

GIMME SOME MURRICA AND OZ AND THE REST BECAUSE I FORGOT ABOUT THEM SOMEHOW?! LMFAO SHIT

[bigstick]

I ALMOST DID TOO really because america and oz are so... themselves.

america ➝ oz: IF THERE IS ONE THING america has a weakness for, it is people who are really optimistic and happy people. he sees oz as a likeminded dude and is determined to show oz how great things in the future are. partly to brag, partly because he wants the guy to experience them too. america likes taking tiny things and sort of running with them and oz has given him plenty of opportunity to do it. america sees oz as an opportunity, as someone he can go to with whatever he wants to do and will get PLENTY OF ENCOURAGEMENT to do it, no matter how terrible the idea. this means america likes oz a lot and he is definitely going to continue bothering oz in the future. they're going to hurt themselves eventually.

america ➝ naoi: you are a KINDRED SPIRIT, naoi. america likes naoi even though he doesn't really feel the need to get to know him beyond "someone else who thinks ceres is full of shit too" -- he's not sure what naoi does here in cerealia, and he knows he's not super older or anything but he's definitely someone handy to have around when he wants to talk ceres. someone to sort of bounce his ideas off of and not get a "you're insane" or "leave it alone" back. if/when he plans to do more tinhatting, he'll probably talk to naoi again. he's just handy that way. also, when he finds out naoi can help him do terrible irresponsible blowing up stuff activities, he will be so happy.

malia ➝ kaoru: malia thinks kaoru must be the type of person who likes helping people because she obviously didn't need to help malia patch up her hand and yet she did. she thinks kaoru ought to be much more pragmatic and look out for her...self.... because what if malia wanted to eat her? what then? she'll probably follow up about her hand when i stop being a butt but oh boy. if they interact in person again, she'll probably be able to sniff out some sort of supernatural scent wafting off of kaoru which will make her very confused ??? and ask kaoru about it which is... awful. demons are bad, kaoru. she also 100% thinks kaoru's a lady if that wasn't obvious.

[souredsweet]

"so themselves" is a good way to put it...

THESE ARE ALL GREAT THO GOD. i cant wait for oz and america to do something stupid and end up limping away from the wreckage. naoi will also 100% welcome all tinhat talk all the time, too... and partners in blowing shit up...... AND YES MALIA sniff out the supernatural so kaoru can sit there like "i hate cereal". dont look at him, it's totally a case of #notalldemons!!!

[deontology]

YO give me the loser country

[bigstick]

america ➝ sousei: america respects sousei so much........ SO MUCH. it's kind of like his one actually serious relationship in all of cerealia and it's incredible. he's sort of projecting a little onto sousei, his own ache to be back home so when he sees someone so dedicated to their country, who holds themselves like a soldier and treats things like his duty, it just means a lot to america. he wouldn't talk to any of the other nations here about it because he just doesn't like them very much but when he talks to sousei, sees and hears his appreciation and dedication to his country...! it makes him feel better, like it's the closest he can get to being back home in this moment and temporarily fills up the hole in him when it comes to not being around his country and his people. america thinks if he told sousei how he views himself in relation to his country, sousei would agree with him and that means a lot to him. america isn't dedicated to any government, he's dedicated to his people and he knows sousei feels the same. he wishes japan were here because he could talk to japan about this feelings too but sousei's the next best bet, kind of like bridging a gap. so really, he respects him, he wants to make him proud even if sousei isn't his citizen, and he's glad to have at least one example in a place so far off from home of people who are really dedicated to their country.

[niceguypose]

Malia, what do you think of green youths

[scenting]

malia ➝ rock lee: ROCK LEE IS WAY TOO EXCITED. but rock lee is a very strong person?! malia likes strong people because she is also very strong. she also likes when those strong people are nice too. what's good about lee and malia is they're both pretty pure and genuine people so when lee asks straight up LET ME TRAIN YOU and malia's just like sure okay, she really means it. she's definitely going to lee's training sessions every single time and listening to him completely. she's very dutiful like that! so, lee, if you want to show her THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH, she is very much there and willing to listen. there is potential here, sensei!!!

[niceguypose]

THAT IS VERY GOOD TO HEAR rock lee will treasure this pupil, the innocent cinnamon bun leading the innocent cinnamon bun, and he will teach her all about the springtime of youth!!!

[dielectrics]

so how does malia about the tiny child

[scenting]

malia ➝ killua: people who should probably be aware that killua is a tiny child: malia. but no, instead she talks to him like normal and when he says things that people don't expect a kid to say, she just carries on like normal. malia expects most people to have some sort of level of competence, some sort of survival instinct! she assumes killua has the basic instincts to sustain himself -- get food, water, shelter, not let bigger enemies kill you. so far, he has shown these traits! this makes killua capable in malia's eyes and she has no reason to dismiss him. if he shows he's a good fighter too, she will even respect him more. SHE'LL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT VIVID INVITE, KILLUA.

[cheats]

america the beautiful and the tiny angry child???

[bigstick]

america ➝ ciel: people who need to chill out: ciel phantomhive. this is what america 100% believes and he also 100% believes that ciel doesn't hate him as much as he acts like he does. his assessment of ciel is like: a kid who acts way too old for his age and is probably still caught up in the behavior of his back home life instead of adjusting to his cerealia life. it is totally america's job to break that of course?? if he's totally honest with himself, he kind of wants to be there for ciel (and oz too) since they seem like kind of damaged kids who need someone less shitty in their lives. he doesn't know ciel's background but if someone could be so bad at being a kid like ciel, he must obviously not have had the best childhood. america wants him to enjoy himself! america wants him to take him out for laser tag and really bad food! you're gonna learn to enjoy yourself some day, ciel!! even if america has to shove it down your throat.

[chryselephantine]

IMPRESSIONS....also i'm so sorry i'm so late to that log

[scenting]

DON'T WORRY, i am forever slow on this end so it's like w/e i'll just roll with it

BUT RIGHT malia ➝ annabeth: MALIA THINKS ANNABETH IS OKAY. like sure she was crazy but she's also a teen girl and malia likes... teen girls...?? that is so weird to type, but it's like -- malia likes people she can match up to people she knows at home. she's not really familiar with annabeth yet but lmao, after the classroom meeting she's just going to see her as a sort of middle ground between lydia and kira and that's good! that's more familiar to her. so she'll probably keep hanging out with her just because they're similar in age range and that kind of thing. eventually, she'll like her a lot but malia just, y'know, rolls with it!

ALSO i keep trying to figure out if malia can sniff out the godliness or not. help :'|

[immobileyes]

America and Mary?? Although I know there's not much yet.

[bigstick]

MARY......

america ➝ mary: america LOVES MARY SO MUCH. but it's not really... mary but more like the idea of mary. a small quiet girl who is now under his fold?? yes!! he is SO there for that. america's already immediately protective of his mcceres employees and if they let him, way too involved in their lives so when mary comes to mcceres looking for a job to be useful! to everyone! this basically sets him off completely. he admires that sort of drive and community spirit. so really, america's 100% there for mary if she needs him because he just... loves the idea of him helping out this little girl who wants to do her best! it's like a movie, mary. a movie.

[helmets]

yo gurl

[scenting]

malia ➝ celty: malia really, really likes celty! she likes her calm sort of presence and her like... outwardly supernaturalness?! lots of supernatural people she knows can pass as human very easily but celty is missing her head and that's really impressive to malia. malia really wants to know more about her, she's crazy curious about celty's story and lore because she's not a.... weresomething, she isn't associated with an animal and that's new to malia! celty really is just 100% someone malia would like to just purely hang out with because celty just seems like such a cool lady. kind of a breath of fresh air for her, really.

[rollin]

give me both re: yata!!

[scenting]

america ➝ yata: THESE TWO ARE SO FUNNY...... just another person america's gotten into some insane as shit argument with for no reason and then promptly forgot. seriously, the next time america talks to yata it'll be like he's just talking to any old normal person. what if they keep running into each other and having insane arguments and america keeps forgetting about them....... what if. because that's likely what's going to happen! america's super vapid like that. one day you'll matter, yata.

malia ➝ yata: MEANWHILE you know who remembers yata? malia. malia thinks yata must get bothered by really inane stuff but she does really hope that his weird romantic misadventures work out. she's a tiny bit invested and has no idea he was yandereing at the time! she wouldn't even mind being his friend?! because she doesn't really see anything wrong with him...... there's nothing wrong with being kind of excited and insecure, of course. really, malia just finds yata interesting enough to follow up on and wonders why he always seems so worked up about something.

[hoasen]

the gross beefcake and this beautiful delicate flower

[bigstick]

america ➝ vietnam: VIETNAM MAKES AMERICA SO UNCOMFORTABLE, IT'S HILARIOUS. the vietnam war is one of the few wars he's lost and on top of that one of the few wars that made the collective opinion of the united states go down in the toilet. she's the embodiment of his fuck ups! so whenever he sees her, everything in him sort of locks up and he reverts back into a polite little boy and/or he has sudden amnesia over Certain Events. he doesn't even get on her case about being a communist because he just... can't... handle being wrong again about her or fucking up about it. he's not totally willing to spend one on one time with her but he's too polite to ever turn her down and uncomfortable with the idea of looking bad in front of her again. SHE'S DEFINITELY THE PERSON THAT IF HE SAW COMING DOWN THE HALLWAY, HE'D HIDE IN A BROOM CLOSET IF HE COULD. that is the sort of power you have over this dweeb, vietnam.

[prosecutory]

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE this CR

[bigstick]

america ➝ edgeworth: how in the world are you american?! if america wasn't able to sense that edgeworth was his citizen, he'd definitely be questioning if he was english or something. the guy is just way too polite! and civil! it's weird, yo. nevertheless, america likes edgeworth. he thinks he's a respectable kind of guy and wants to hang out with him more. he's pretty sure edgeworth is way more interesting than he lets on and is Determined to get stories out of him. you were in a place called death city, you've got to have some sort of shenanigans to talk about!

(and then edgeworth tells america about the other america and america loses his shit)