[ phase i ]

[ anyone out and about in the middle of the forest after getting abused by elves or half-freezing to death (woohoo!) will find a boy with a prosthetic metal leg sitting on a black dragon, saddle and all. the boy himself looks a little what the hell (?) about the whole ... everything that's going on.

while shivering. a little. he did get dunked in a lake, after all. ]

... Remember when I said this was starting to seem like Snoggletog, buddy? I take that back. It's not like Snoggletog at all.

[ seemingly directed towards the dragon, who has taken to looking unimpressed by the now panicked elves around them as they dodge the small plasma blasts toothless is firing. revenge, revenge, revenge!! reckless revenge, as one of those elves managed to make it near your feet, and, as a result, hiccup's dragon may have just fired a plasma shot right at 'em. whoops!

his rider? is shocked. and. then very apologetic looking. as he waves over in your general direction. ]

Uh oh. Sorry! Sorry. About that. Oh boy.

[ phase iii ]

[ and here? minotaur and skinny fish bone boy hugging. for a very long time. extremely long time. far longer than he'd like to. maybe you're waiting for your own turn to hug the smelly big guy, but you're going to have to wait.

well, at least there's a warm spot beside the dragon who's blasted the ground with fire and is now settled in the melted snow while watching hiccup getting smothered. ]

Oh yeah, feeling! A lot of feeling. I'm feeling it. Thaaat's way too much feeling, don't you think?