[he turns his head right at the moment before Prussia crashes into him. and it's almost like the collision happens in slow-motion, complete with dramatic falling and a pained "NUUUUOOOOOOOOooooo" echoing through the store. England's life passes before his eyes. but not his full life because it's too long, and he is way too old to remember anything from a millennium ago.
time speeds up again when they are both on the hard floor. England groans and tries to push himself up. ow...]
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time speeds up again when they are both on the hard floor. England groans and tries to push himself up. ow...]
You. Clumsy. Oaf.
[he looked so majestic seconds ago...]